I'm not an oaf. I'm an overweight pixie!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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"..." - Charlie Chaplin
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I get a postive displacment from physics.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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All I get from books are papercuts.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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VIP member of the Human Society.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Soliciting free hugs.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a pretty big deal.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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You look funny when you squint.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Breathing is a privilege, not a right.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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I've got eyes on the back of this shirt.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Congradulations! You're this shirt's 100th viewer!
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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I'm sorry, were you expecting this shirt to say something clever?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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While you read this, I just saved money on my car insurance!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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There is no story
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Sprichst du Deutsch?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Some things I'll never forget, some things I'll always regret.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I'm sorry you wasted your time reading this.
of 48 votes, 38% like it
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A refridgerator: it's like an icebox but modern times.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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