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tracerbullet
tracerbullet aka Tanooki Suit Mario is the best Mario is a 26.79 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2006, has scored 15,114 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16, helping 428 designs get printed.
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URL: http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=tracerbullet
AIM: ask me if you want to know
I like tautology because tautology is something I like
of 47 votes, 38% like it
Ask us about our multiple personality disorder!
of 49 votes, 57% like it
I have the foresight to know that I don't need glasses
of 37 votes, 19% like it
Coming soon: Anticipation!
of 46 votes, 59% like it
I have the ability to raise the inflection of your voice?
of 52 votes, 62% like it
Due to inflation, my thoughts will now cost a nickel.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
Time travel let me know this shirt will make me famous one day
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Dogwood trees: All bark, no bite.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Going the whole nine yards doesn't really help if it's 4th and 10
of 57 votes, 42% like it
Redundant statements are so redundant.
of 65 votes, 38% like it
Out of 10 people tested, neither understood binary numbers.
of 75 votes, 49% like it
On a clear day you can see myopia.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
Odin was stark raven mad
of 77 votes, 35% like it
More soup. Less wife beating.
of 69 votes, 32% like it
Histery is [sic]lical
of 89 votes, 42% like it
It's good to know someone's watching my back [on back of shirt]
of 273 votes, 73% like it
Roman nerds think I'm MCCCXXXVII
of 268 votes, 47% like it
Jazz musicians are saxist
of 294 votes, 43% like it
Goats don't kid around
of 251 votes, 31% like it
Witty one-liner
of 274 votes, 31% like it
Silent consonants are dumb
of 344 votes, 62% like it
Heal the world, buy duct tape
of 376 votes, 62% like it

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The following awesome bloggers drew me these amazing pictures: Gina, Nate, Hanna, Caleb, Kelly, Tess, Jeff, Wes, Charity, Ryder, and DeeAnn. Click on them to see their properly sized versions!









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whisper in water on Jun 13 '06 at 9:37pm
Bjork scares most people. Personally, I want her to have my children, and they can run around like crazy little bastards in Iceland. And I won't live with them, because Bjork is already married, but once I move to Iceland I can live down the street and visit them on weekends, and Bjork will call me on the telephone to remind me to bring their boots when I come down, but she won't just say it, she'll fucking sing it into the phone at me!

hannabear on Dec 09 '06 at 10:16pm
they should make a blogger's version of word where everything just translates. like 'lol' could become 'they laughed uproariously, as if they'd been friends for years.'

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 31 '07 at 1:57pm
They should hand out oversized novelty vaginas at baseball games. You could use them to catch foul balls.

outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
i can't fit brian in my mouth

outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
wait