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tracerbullet
tracerbullet aka Tanooki Suit Mario is the best Mario is a 24.28 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2006, has scored 13674 submissions, giving an average score of 2.08.
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AIM: ask me if you want to know
Ask us about our multiple personality disorder!
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I have the foresight to know that I don't need glasses
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Coming soon: Anticipation!
of 26 votes, 50% like it
I have the ability to raise the inflection of your voice?
of 36 votes, 58% like it
Due to inflation, my thoughts will now cost a nickel.
of 40 votes, 57% like it
Time travel let me know this shirt will make me famous one day
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Dogwood trees: All bark, no bite.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Going the whole nine yards doesn't really help if it's 4th and 10
of 46 votes, 37% like it
Redundant statements are so redundant.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
Out of 10 people tested, neither understood binary numbers.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
On a clear day you can see myopia.
of 44 votes, 41% like it
Odin was stark raven mad
of 64 votes, 33% like it
More soup. Less wife beating.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
Histery is [sic]lical
of 79 votes, 43% like it
It's good to know someone's watching my back [on back of shirt]
of 258 votes, 73% like it
Roman nerds think I'm MCCCXXXVII
of 259 votes, 47% like it
Jazz musicians are saxist
of 284 votes, 43% like it
Goats don't kid around
of 242 votes, 31% like it
Witty one-liner
of 263 votes, 30% like it
Silent consonants are dumb
of 333 votes, 62% like it
Heal the world, buy duct tape
of 360 votes, 63% like it
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Thanks, Nate!


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^Thanks to Caleb for those three!^


Kelly's wonderful!


Courtesy of my hopefully-one-day-wife, Tess!


Awesome voodoo doll from Jeff!


Bully Baseball, courtesy of Westicles!


Greatest. Picture. Ever. Thanks, Charity!

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Blogger quotables

whisper in water on Jun 13 '06 at 9:37pm
Bjork scares most people. Personally, I want her to have my children, and they can run around like crazy little bastards in Iceland. And I won't live with them, because Bjork is already married, but once I move to Iceland I can live down the street and visit them on weekends, and Bjork will call me on the telephone to remind me to bring their boots when I come down, but she won't just say it, she'll fucking sing it into the phone at me!

hannabear on Dec 09 '06 at 10:16pm
they should make a blogger's version of word where everything just translates. like 'lol' could become 'they laughed uproariously, as if they'd been friends for years.'

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 31 '07 at 1:57pm
They should hand out oversized novelty vaginas at baseball games. You could use them to catch foul balls.

outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
i can't fit brian in my mouth

outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
wait