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Oct 19 '11 by tracerbullet
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I had an idea for a comic...

...but I can't draw very well, and I'm really lazy, so all I made was a cover.

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 6:17pm

why do you hate all the christian peoples

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 6:17pm

space jesus is full of love, man

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 19 '11 at 6:29pm

that drawing is perfect

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 19 '11 at 6:48pm

*subscribes*

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 6:49pm

are those kairos symbols you heathen!

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 6:50pm

they're stars! he's in space!

Chipmnk on Oct 19 '11 at 6:54pm

No sandals for Space Jesus.

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 6:56pm

he left them on earth when he escaped from the romans by blasting off on his cross

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 6:57pm

ok then it all checks out

Haragos on Oct 19 '11 at 6:58pm

I got a better idea.

A man.. who dresses up like a bat.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 19 '11 at 7:00pm

I demand a panel of that origin story.

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 7:01pm

wait wait wait this is a black and white drawing and jezuss is white?

essplain

d3d on Oct 19 '11 at 7:11pm

there's no holes in his hands and feet

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 7:16pm

that's because he escaped earth before they hung him up. his cross had a hidden rocket in it.

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 19 '11 at 7:19pm

ack spoiler alert

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 8:00pm

where is his crown of wine

rhythmdev9 on Oct 19 '11 at 8:05pm

So while he is lugging the cross around and no one is looking, he hit the secret blast off button and leave Jerusalem in the dust.

L-M-N-O-P on Oct 19 '11 at 8:10pm

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 7:16pm
that's because he escaped earth before they hung him up. his cross had a hidden rocket in it.

In this scenario, you just damned humanity to Hell, bro.
+666 Experience Points

rhythmdev9 on Oct 19 '11 at 8:14pm

Who's to say he's not dying for our sins..... IN SPACE!!!!!!!

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 8:15pm

exactly, matt.

humanity will be fine! they'll figure it out.

rhythmdev9 on Oct 19 '11 at 8:19pm

Your origin story is basically the stations of the cross, plenty of source material there.

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 8:28pm

stations of the cross?

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 19 '11 at 8:29pm

Catholic thing.

rhythmdev9 on Oct 19 '11 at 8:30pm

get a clue, Jew

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 19 '11 at 8:30pm

spacestations of the cross

shirtflirt on Oct 19 '11 at 8:33pm

holy interstellar cross batman

bcrider on Oct 19 '11 at 8:39pm

I'd totally read this.

tracerbullet on Oct 19 '11 at 8:40pm

i ain't got time for crazy christian stories!

nonbloggerholly on Oct 19 '11 at 8:49pm

have you accepted him as your personal spacesavior? because i have.

nonbloggerholly on Oct 19 '11 at 8:49pm

have you accepted him as your personal spacesavior? because i have.

nonbloggerholly on Oct 19 '11 at 8:49pm

twice

rhythmdev9 on Oct 19 '11 at 8:50pm

Born again, again.

tracerbullet on Oct 20 '11 at 10:27am

at first i read that as space saver and imagined jesus working at ikea.

Manupix on Oct 20 '11 at 11:04am

I've got some ideas for the next issues.

Space Jesus teaches aliens to walk on empty space

Space Jesus turns void into air

Space Jesus resurrects the dinosaurs

Also, lol @ spacestations of the cross =)

39 days later

rhythmdev9 on Nov 28 '11 at 11:11am

tracerbullet on Nov 28 '11 at 11:17am

is that space mary?

rhythmdev9 on Nov 28 '11 at 11:19am

I wonder is any one who's in Bible could have possibly had red hair.

tracerbullet on Nov 28 '11 at 11:20am

god's step child, jimmy

SuperRyan on Nov 28 '11 at 12:02pm

Jimmy Christ: Let he who has not sunburned cast the first SPF 85

ginetteginette on Nov 28 '11 at 12:09pm

Can you crucify a guy without gravity?

taz-pie on Nov 28 '11 at 2:42pm

You guyz

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