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tracerbullet aka Tanooki Suit Mario is the best Mario is a 26.79 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2006, has scored 15,114 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16, helping 428 designs get printed.
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Because he was baroque.

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 04 '11 at 9:23am
i accidentally deleted my other horrible joke blog :(
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 04 '11 at 9:26am
Have you ever been to anti-joke.com? I love it.

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 04 '11 at 9:27am
Why can't Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Oct 04 '11 at 9:27am
what's brown and sounds like a bell??






DUNG!!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 04 '11 at 9:28am
actually, it's because 7 is a homicidal maniac

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 04 '11 at 9:30am
Wanna hear a baroque joke?

Ah, never mind. You probably can't Handel it.
Adhesive Hippo
Adhesive Hippo on Oct 04 '11 at 11:45am
tracerbullet on Oct 04 '11 at 9:23am
i accidentally deleted my other horrible joke blog :(


The hipster one!?
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whisper in water on Jun 13 '06 at 9:37pm
Bjork scares most people. Personally, I want her to have my children, and they can run around like crazy little bastards in Iceland. And I won't live with them, because Bjork is already married, but once I move to Iceland I can live down the street and visit them on weekends, and Bjork will call me on the telephone to remind me to bring their boots when I come down, but she won't just say it, she'll fucking sing it into the phone at me!


hannabear on Dec 09 '06 at 10:16pm
they should make a blogger's version of word where everything just translates. like 'lol' could become 'they laughed uproariously, as if they'd been friends for years.'


Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 31 '07 at 1:57pm
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outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
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outline on Oct 13 '09 at 2:19pm
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