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aka Tanooki Suit Mario is the best Mario is a 22.96 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2006, has scored 11994 submissions, giving an average score of 1.93.
Not just mario kart. I saw a pipe the other day and thought "what the hell." jumped down that bad boy and I was fighting mutant flowers in no time. But it was worth it for all the shiny bling I found floating in midair.
Some bitch got pissed off at me for cutting up all her bushes, she called the police when i was trying to explain i just needed 6 more rupees to get myself a shield
HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's great and the reactions here are priceless!
All I can say is Donkey Kong is a major contributor to why we have to pay so much for oil when he wastes barrel after barrel on his future attempts to light an Italian plumber's beard on fire. I say just get a Gatling gun.
Evan, you are completely wrong. Donkey Kong at least brings some level of dignity to our society by wearing a tie. He is obviously a good influence for the younger generation
whisper in water on Jun 13 '06 at 9:37pm
Bjork scares most people. Personally, I want her to have my children, and they can run around like crazy little bastards in Iceland. And I won't live with them, because Bjork is already married, but once I move to Iceland I can live down the street and visit them on weekends, and Bjork will call me on the telephone to remind me to bring their boots when I come down, but she won't just say it, she'll fucking sing it into the phone at me!
hannabear on Dec 09 '06 at 10:16pm
they should make a blogger's version of word where everything just translates. like 'lol' could become 'they laughed uproariously, as if they'd been friends for years.'
Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 31 '07 at 1:57pm
They should hand out oversized novelty vaginas at baseball games. You could use them to catch foul balls.
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fatheed on May 13 '08 at 8:16am
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