HOLLY. EFFING. CRAP.
<3<3<3<3DEEANN<3<3<3 Sure, sure, DeeAnn always pretends like she's an adorable little grinch (YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE), but underneath that hardened facade is AN AMAZING SWEETHEART SANTA ANGEL!!! This is definitely one of the most amazing secret santa gifts I've ever laid my eyes on! And now, SIXTY FOUR PHOTOS LATER, I present you with: THE OPENING!!! LOOK, A PRESENT!  bust out the trusty knife...  ATTACK, ATTACK!  the mysterious instructions say i can open whenever i want  so there's no time like the present! (present pun not intended)  AWESOMENESS     TIME TO DELVE DEEPER!   oooooOOOOOOOoooo  I only know one way to open things...  AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! <3    SCARY  sooooooounnnds kinda like a dvd   I haven't seen ANY of these, so total win!   Radiant "V"....  ... or resplendent blue jeans?!  ZOMG AWESOME DOODLEBOOK!!!        SuperStar!! (PS, I love the lettering, especially the "S"!)  Did you... make this?! (Either way,) IT IS SO COOL!  I believe this note wholeheartedly (PS, for those watching at home, everything had these adorable post-its on them, complete with classic DeeAnnisms on each)  This is nice and ominous!  It's so dense and squishy! What could it be?!  I later realized that maybe the warning was about the final contents, but really, the warning should have been for the wrapping job! I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE UNWRAPPING SOMETHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! What did you dooooo to this? Seriously took me 5 full minutes just to peel off all the layers!      Even after all that, it's as if I didn't even make a dent!!    AT LAST!   (Transcription: "I've been to Maryville. My ex's brother lives in a trailer full of porcelin dolls and smelly cats. Truly, hell on earth.") Ooooo, that looks goooooooood!   LAST ONE!!   Waaaaaaaiiiit a minute...  Did you make these?!   OMFGSOGOOD   And now: Why I Shouldn't Eat Delicious Things On Camera!    NOMS NOMS NOMS     How cute!  COME AND LET ME HUG YOU!!!   THAAAANNNKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU <3<3<3<3<3
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'ello there. my name's kevin. i'm from pittsburgh, but i live in columbus and go to osu. if you see me on campus, feel free to stop me and say hi. if you see me off of campus, feel free to stop me and give me a high five. but never mix the two up. ever.
i love hilariously bad movies and own a huge collection. i like shiny, fluffy things. ZOMG GIMME A HUG! i currently have hugs! click here to gimme a hug!!  Copy Shortcut), paste it into a new (non-Threadless) browser window, and order that way. And much, much thanks if you do. People I'mma STP next (i can't believe i can finally make one of these lists!!) - - - - - - - -------------------------------------------- t-shirts i own and love, but haven't had a chance to snap a good photo of:                                     YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME! :) poke pic for bigger view!  MACN 'CROSS THE PLANET (thank you hanna!!!!)  (thank you lola!!!!)  (thank you Denise!!!!)  (thank you Priscilla!)  (thank you Weston!)  (hehehe haya dreams about me)  karen made me sooooooo pretty!  BOO fricken YA  *giggles* i'm the only one with negative stars!! |
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