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kevinwells
kevinwells aka William T. Burton III is a 26.13 year old boy, has been a member since January 5, 2006, has scored 3,965 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21, helping 81 designs get printed.
I'll admit, 2.5ish months after the shipdate, I had kind of all but forgotten about the Threadless Summer Santa Swap. Every couple of weeks I'd remember, and Haya would go "DUDE JUST BE PATIENT".

Don't worry about being late -- I have been way later on threadless things (anybody remember Traveling Camera or Exquisite Corpse?)


BUT BOY WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT!


WHAT'S THIS?!?


Like with all strange things I'm not expecting, I promptly attacked it with a knife:


I investigate further


YAAAAY


NOMS


Can it really be so?!


TA-DA!


Soooooo snuggie-ly!


What's all this then?


Heyo!


WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!


I am very skilled at opening things with my teeth:


Still so mysterious!


ZAHMG!


HOL. LEE. CRAP.



ZOHMAHFARKINGOARD!!


THE ORIGINAL PEN AND INK! It looks SO FREAKING AWESOME, especially in person!


Weston tries to pass this off as "a crappy picture of a whale", but LOOK HOW FREAKING PERFECT IT LOOKS! Dayumn, gurl, you got skillz. I AM FRAMING THESE FOR CERTAIN!


Random doodle awesomeness!



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Snuggies are actually surprisingly warm. Also, heat apparently makes my eyes go retarded. Gotta take it off for now.


This thing is welded shut with the epoxy of the Gods!



Cracked it!


What's all this, then?


It's like a crackerjack prize! (Please ignore my uselessly short nails)


IT IS SOOOOO MELTY


But meltyness won't stop ME (but I suspect I should let the others chill a bit before attempting to gobble them down)







YAAAAY!




Weston, you are AWESOME!! I'm totally serious about framing the two drawings. They are EPIC! You are a seriously skilled artist!

AND I HAVE (SECRETLY) WANTED A SNUGGIE FOR SO LONG! I am totally bringing it to Chicago. Are you coming? I HOPE SO!

THANK YOUUUU!!!!!111!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!! :D ;D :D


spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Aug 18 '10 at 6:04pm
omg so much kevin

omg so much awesomeness
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Aug 18 '10 at 6:04pm
:D
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 18 '10 at 6:04pm
BLOG OF THE YEAR.

Also, you had popcorn!
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 18 '10 at 6:05pm
YAYYY!!!!

omg weston arts. so effing good. awesome present. :D
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 18 '10 at 6:09pm
Hurray!

And is anyone else turned on by the chocolate licking picture?
kevinwells
kevinwells on Aug 18 '10 at 6:09pm
i fixed the double/missing image, so REFRESH and scroll back up to see the CARNAGE!!!

also, my roommate had popcorn. in my room. on my bed. and he didn't offer me any. :(.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 18 '10 at 6:14pm
You should pee on his bed!
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 18 '10 at 6:17pm
You should pee in his mouth!
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 18 '10 at 6:18pm
Also, I didn't mention, but I'm super jealous of Weston artwork. FOR REALS.
westond
   westond on Aug 18 '10 at 6:22pm
Oh noooo! I hope the chocolate wouldn't melt (stupid me). :( Sorry about that.

Glad you like everything! I don't know why I gave you a snuggie during the summer, we had 4 brand new snuggies lying around our house so I thought I'd send you one. haha And you're the first person I've ever given an original to! Huzzah!

And again, I'm really sorry for being late! I probs shouldn't do any more Secret Santa's.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Aug 18 '10 at 6:38pm
:D:D:D
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Aug 18 '10 at 6:38pm
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 18 '10 at 6:04pm
BLOG OF THE YEAR.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Aug 18 '10 at 6:54pm
Glad you like everything! I don't know why I gave you a snuggie during the summer

EVERY SEASON IS SNUGGIE SEASON!

haha And you're the first person I've ever given an original to! Huzzah!

*feels so special* seriously, dude, it looks AWESOME up close. like, inexplicably awesome. i've always loved your artwork, and i am definitely framing this for my wall. both of them. i love the whale!


And again, I'm really sorry for being late! I probs shouldn't do any more Secret Santa's.

no, don't be discouraged! like i said, i've been WAY later with MANY things before (just ask Jeanette -- i think i've owed her a birthday present that i've been working on for like, 2+ years now?)
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Aug 18 '10 at 7:36pm
yay!! what an awesome summer Santa!
totally awesome blog too!
jet approves
jet approves on Aug 18 '10 at 7:41pm
holy shit lol @ the third to last pic. i was terrified and shocked, and then filled with hilarity when i saw it.

that is an awesome gift package! way to go, weston!
kevinwells
kevinwells on Aug 18 '10 at 7:46pm
there are so many photos in this set that i just should. not. have. uploaded. :-\
d3d
   d3d on Aug 18 '10 at 7:49pm


and that's why margo does it with the lights off
jet approves
jet approves on Aug 18 '10 at 8:02pm
lololol.

also, over the past year and a half, you have become increasingly excited by the ghirardelli chocolate raspberry squares.

Dec 2008:



Dec 2009:



Aug 2010:




what will the future hold?
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 18 '10 at 8:04pm
:^)
westond
   westond on Aug 18 '10 at 8:04pm
Hahahahahhaha
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Aug 18 '10 at 8:07pm
hahaha
d3d
   d3d on Aug 18 '10 at 8:07pm
next time he'll explode
mgill52
mgill52 on Aug 18 '10 at 8:12pm
I LOVE THIS BLOG
kevinwells
kevinwells on Aug 18 '10 at 8:28pm
hahahahahahahahaha @ ghirardelli anthology. that made me realol. i look so stupid hahaha
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 18 '10 at 9:33pm
ahahahaha jeanette
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 18 '10 at 9:40pm
kevin you are a beautiful man.
PogoLightning
PogoLightning on Aug 18 '10 at 11:09pm



sooo beautiful.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Aug 18 '10 at 11:21pm
oh goodness, look what you went and did :P
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 18 '10 at 11:26pm
yay!
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 18 '10 at 11:30pm
bowling shoes make people do things.
PogoLightning
PogoLightning on Aug 18 '10 at 11:32pm
you're lucky the old video from panera deleted from my photobucket account mysteriously.
margolove
margolove on Aug 19 '10 at 8:23am
HA! This made my day :)

And yeah, it's true. If I surprise visit him, he tries to get ME with that knife. Bad Kevin.
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'ello there. my name's kevin. i'm from pittsburgh, but i live in columbus and go to osu. if you see me on campus, feel free to stop me and say hi. if you see me off of campus, feel free to stop me and give me a high five. but never mix the two up. ever.


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