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kevinwells
kevinwells aka William T. Burton III is a 26.13 year old boy, has been a member since January 5, 2006, has scored 3,965 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21, helping 81 designs get printed.
I came home from a miserable class today to find THERE WAS A PRESENT WAITING FOR ME ON THE DOORSTEP! "Oooh, who sent me that?!" I wondered, as I immediately noticed the customs tag. "INTERNATIONAL present!"

POLYESTERAMELIA IS TOO AWESOME!

If you guys remember her blog about making awesome cats, well, I had told her I thought they were awesome and wanted one, and sure enough, SHE SENT ME ONE IN THE MAIL!!!

LOOOOOOK:

Look at this decoration! The colors are painted on, it looks. SO AWESOME!


*cut cut cut*



I SEE AWESOMENESS


:D :D


Definitely one of the coolest letters I've ever received. And look at those drawings!


TRICLOPS CAT IS YOUR FRIEND


this plant want so nom my finger


This is probably a lizard, but I'm going to pretend it's a dragon. A dragon named Humphry.


SO CUTE


There was more on the back!


ZOMG


hahahahawesome


Look how furry he is! :D


Close-up ;)


I can now go undercover as a Canadian! MY DISGUISE IS COMPLETE!


I have too much fun with simple things.





I follow advice well.


It feels so soft on my skin!


CATFACE PT. 1


CATFACE PT. 2



THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *HUGE HUG*





I WILL return the favor, I promise, and if you have a specific request of what type of doo-dad you'd like me to try and create, just let me know. I just warn you that it will take me a long time, 'cause I'm ridiculously overworked in grad school and already behind on a few other presents I have to make. But I WILL send you something in return! *pinky swear*

jet approves
jet approves on Feb 25 '10 at 4:24pm
so so so cool!
Goldendust
Goldendust on Feb 25 '10 at 4:25pm
Kevin has the best present opening blogs of the ENTIRE INTERNET :) Hehehe.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 25 '10 at 4:29pm
no kidding, the drawings are AWESOME! i wonder how much time she spent on them, 'cause they look so cool!!
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Feb 25 '10 at 4:30pm
awwwww omg! I would love a letter from amelia



that is too cool!
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Feb 25 '10 at 4:32pm
i enjoyed the flag waving pics :D
adamwhite
   adamwhite on Feb 25 '10 at 4:36pm
WOW! The paintings on the paper are Amazing!
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 25 '10 at 4:39pm
YAY

I'm glad you got it and I'm glad I am worthy of one of your legendary present opening blogs.



and I have no idea what you should make in return! Something you'll enjoy making!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 25 '10 at 4:40pm
awesome!



and i approve of how neat and tidy your room is.
hanzabean
hanzabean on Feb 25 '10 at 4:40pm
hehehehe, awesome cat!
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Feb 25 '10 at 4:46pm
AWESOME!



And from my experience her small drawings don't take too, too long. However, I've never seen her colour/paint one in so I can't speak on that front.



That green bird on the envelope is pretty snazzy.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 25 '10 at 4:55pm
'sposed to be a bat, heh heh



it didn't take me that long, watercolours and ink don't let you dilly dally really







question, if I donated some cats like that to the bloggerraiser do you guys think they would sell?
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Feb 25 '10 at 5:14pm
Ohhh... I didn't think it looked much like a bird but it was green...



And yes.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Feb 25 '10 at 5:15pm
yes!



I bet something involving your gorgeous handwriting & watercolor would too
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 25 '10 at 5:53pm
Polyester Jones on Feb 25 '10 at 4:39pm

and I have no idea what you should make in return! Something you'll enjoy making!




aw man, that's tough! sometimes making crazy, unrealistic monsters is the most fun, but other times the challenge of making something really specific and accurate is really fun. (did i ever end up showing you threadlessbians the camera i made for magoo?) hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... whatever i end up making, i'll try and make it awesome.





tracerbullet on Feb 25 '10 at 4:40pm

and i approve of how dull and empty your room is.




read ya loud and clear, bribri





hehe @ green bird. i guess i can see that from the small pic in this blog, but it's definitely really obviously a bat in person.





and YES! i'm positive people would buy them! and i second the gorgeous handwriting and watercolor sellability as well!
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Feb 25 '10 at 6:24pm
:^D
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 25 '10 at 6:24pm
amelia is the greatest.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 25 '10 at 8:01pm
why is kevin asian?
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 26 '10 at 12:56pm
i've never once understood this whole jebbie thinking i'm asian thing. i've tried to have her explain it to me before. she also insists that my voice is so far from what she imagined it would be that it makes her cry. she tried to backpedal and insist that it wasn't that my voice itself was making her cry, just that it was my voice, because it's not what she thought my voice would be.





in general, jebbie insists i should look and sound completely differently than i do, but with no explanation as to why
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 26 '10 at 1:00pm
that's cold, jebster.



whenever I hear Threadlessvoices, they're never what I expect, but in a good way.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 26 '10 at 1:06pm
kevin's voice is deep and manly like a deep, manly man.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 26 '10 at 1:08pm
and his giggle is soft and delicate, reminiscent of an epileptic butterfly on a summer breeze
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Feb 26 '10 at 1:11pm
that's actually pretty cool
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 26 '10 at 1:11pm
and his touch. oh, why it's like the gentlest of silks, softly caressing my hand.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Feb 26 '10 at 1:27pm
I thought Kevin was a a smooth black guy with a deep, silky voice and a penchant for street basketball.



And I was right.
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Feb 26 '10 at 1:27pm
That's totally a bat.

My bad.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 26 '10 at 1:29pm
puterboy has low expectations of me
applesforjonah
applesforjonah on Feb 26 '10 at 2:06pm
I love seeing Kevin open gifts. The looks of pure joy would bring smiles and giggles to anyone.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 26 '10 at 5:42pm
Polyester Jones on Feb 26 '10 at 1:00pm

whenever I hear Threadlessvoices, they're never what I expect, but in a good way.




lol @ amelia assumes the worst so that she's always pleasantly surprised. "wait, you don't sound like a gurgling swamp monster? AWESOME!" :P



that wasn't just your hand i was caressing, brian ;)





i find it amusing how everyone is complementing me on my present-opening blogs, when all i'm doing is opening the amazing generosity of others. but hey, i'm not gonna complain. do you want an "awesome" present-opening blog of your own? i always love receiving mail ;)
blossompossum
blossompossum on Feb 26 '10 at 5:46pm
Oh mannnn.



That's amazing.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Feb 27 '10 at 11:42am
I'm sorry Jebbie! I was joking, I don't actually think that you're cold



I think you are a warm and friendly ottery bundle of Australian love. I just thought it was funny that you were so insistent that Kevin's voice is wrong.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Feb 27 '10 at 11:57am
i am so jealous at how awesome that cat thing is!!! i especially love the fur around his big eyes. LOOKS SO GOOD!



i would love to buy one sometime soon when i'm not poor anymore.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 27 '10 at 12:35pm
hehe @ jebbie gettind defensive. i love you, jebbsies, even though you insist everything about me is wrong.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Feb 28 '10 at 12:26am
Oh, man! I saw that awesome cat, but I didn't see the letter! WHY ISN'T AMELIA SUBBING HERE? I would wear that triclops cat!





Also, Kevin's opening-presenting blogs make me want to send him stuff crazy bad.
sonmi
   sonmi on Feb 28 '10 at 12:39am
omg awesome!
kevinwells
kevinwells on Feb 28 '10 at 12:42am
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Feb 28 '10 at 12:26am

Also, Kevin's opening-presenting blogs make me want to send him stuff crazy bad.






secret mission accomplished!
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Feb 28 '10 at 12:45am
amazing. ps the bloggerraiser would love your cats.
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