so i had a strange dream last night that inolved annaomega!
so as the story goes, anna and i were at this big log cabin lodge thing in the woods with about 30 other dudes, almost all of which were burly and looked like lumberjacks. we were there because we were going to go on a big expedition to hunt down some moose. now don't get me wrong, we weren't going to shoot the moosies or anything; it wasn't that type of hunting. it turns out that scientists had recently discovered that moosers actually thrive way better on a diet of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and so we were trying to track down the meese in order to give them some cereal. we got there reasonably late at night, and the big mooseter egg hunt started early the next morning, so i decided to take a shower at night (i normally shower in the morning). i wandered over to the bathroom, and when i opened the door, anna was already in there, naked, about to get in the shower. i was all "ruh roh, sorry, i didn't think anyone was in here" and she was all "don't worry about it. same time? i'll wash your back if you wash mine! and we'll use less water!" and i was all "your smart thinking will save the environment!". so then later we were walking through the woods to try and find this big bonfire the lumberjack dudes had talked about, and these two huge dogs came over, and i tried petting one. it licked my hand, and i was all "he lingered a little too long on that one. i think he wants to eat me." anna yelled out "THAT'S NOT A DOG, THAT'S A WOLF!" and immediately the woods were filled with bright flashing red lights (like during Red Alert emergencies on Star Trek) and the there-is-gonna-be-a-fight-soon music from Kill Bill kicked in. the wolves pounced at anna and i, and we started wrestling with them. somewhere during the fight the wolves transformed into large pumas. it wasn't that they were transformers or that we even were aware they had changed, my subconscious just made the alteration because pumas are softer. we rolled around and tumbled through the woods, dueling with the pumas as we went, and finally we happened to reach the bonfire. i had one of the pumas pinned down on the ground with his arms outstretched, and i just started rubbing my cheek all over his furry back because it was so soft. he started giggling because apparently that tickled him, only i was giggling too because his fur was tickling me right back. he kept saying "I'MMA EAT YOU ONCE YOU LET ME GO", though, so i was still panicking. anna said "LETS SCARE THEM AWAY WITH THE FIRE!" and the lumberjacks were like "HELL YEAH!", and so we got up and tossed the pumas over to the lumberjacks. they held them up close to the fire (so as to scare them only -- they weren't going to hurt them) and yelled "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE", and the pumas started to squirm around and panic and freak out. the lumberjack with anna's puma tossed him into the woods and he ran away into the night. the lumberjack with mine tossed him right back at me, and he landed on my face and wrapped his paws around me, hugging my head. i freaked out, but then i realized the puma was more scared than i was, and so then i got scared that maybe he'd pee himself, all over my face. so i peeled him off me and drop-kick punted him into the woods, where he scurried off as well. i turned back to the lumberjack and yelled "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? YOU THREW HIM RIGHT AT MY FACE!" and he said "what do you expect of me? i'm Danny Tanner!" and he pulled off his mask, revealing Danny-Tanner-era Bob Saget underneath. we all threw our hands up in the air making one of those "whatcha gonna do" gestures, and we all had a hearty laugh.
tell me about your dreams!
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Nov 05 '09 by
I read this and was like yeeaaaahhh, this is gonna be good!
It wasn't the kind of good I expected, but it was still pretty damned rad. Also, I don't remember my dreams. :(