Profile for kevinwells - who here has a threadcrush on annaomega? (flash poll!)

kevinwells aka William T. Burton III is a 23.63 year old boy, has been a member since January 5, 2006, has scored 3950 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20.

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Oct 11 '09 by kevinwells

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who here has a threadcrush on annaomega? (flash poll!)

curious minds want to know!

feel free to answer anonymously or leave a comment saying what you chose :D

in case you really have no idea who i'm talking about

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emilymmkay on Oct 11 '09 at 2:13am

meme me me me me mememe me me

emilymmkay on Oct 11 '09 at 2:13am

asdfghaya on Oct 11 '09 at 2:14am

oh god.
break me off a piece of that!

canceromega on Oct 11 '09 at 2:14am

WAIT A MINNIT. I DID NOT ENDORSE THIS.

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 2:15am

i just realized i technically didn't actually even provide an answer for "i know who anna is and somehow don't have a threadcrush on her".... probably because i knew no such answer actually exists

applesforjonah on Oct 11 '09 at 2:18am

voted.

Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 2:20am

Gross.

Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 2:23am

...I mean...

Not-gross.

canceromega on Oct 11 '09 at 2:25am

(._.)

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 2:27am

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 2:20am
~~Gross~~ Hot.

don't worry, buddy, i fixed it

Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 2:29am

I mean...

I would take Anna to the carnival and buy her cotton candy but I'll always say "This cotton candy will never be as sweet as you" and then I'll give her my jacket when she's cold and say "Hey, as long as you're around, I'll always feel warm" and then we'll go on the Ferris wheel and watch the fireworks and I'll be like "The fireworks will never be as beautiful as your eyes".

Or you know, something like that. It's a work in progress.

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 2:30am

.... looks like you don't need any help afterall :P

kayceislost on Oct 11 '09 at 2:30am

i have a crush on anna and a crush on the story alvin just told

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 11 '09 at 2:32am

no contest.

SuperRyan on Oct 11 '09 at 2:36am

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mike bautista on Oct 11 '09 at 2:40am

Do we really need a poll?

SuperRyan on Oct 11 '09 at 2:41am

I already have a pole

SuperRyan on Oct 11 '09 at 2:41am

:^?

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 2:42am

no, no we don't.... but everyone like's flash polls!

here's the explanation:

(3:04:00 AM) kevin: i'm pretty sure
(3:04:02 AM) kevin: everyone
(3:04:04 AM) kevin: male and female
(3:04:06 AM) kevin: on threadless
(3:04:09 AM) kevin: has a crush on you
(3:04:24 AM) anna: THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY
(3:04:28 AM) anna: BUT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
(3:05:32 AM) kevin: we could make one of those blogs
(3:05:33 AM) kevin: with the polls
(3:05:36 AM) kevin: if you want
(3:05:47 AM) anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(3:06:05 AM) kevin: i might
(3:06:07 AM) kevin: in fact
(3:06:09 AM) kevin: i think i will
(3:06:21 AM) anna: we both know
(3:06:25 AM) anna: that is unnecessary
(3:06:38 AM) kevin: right
(3:06:40 AM) kevin: because we both know
(3:06:40 AM) kevin: (3:04:02 AM) kevin: everyone
(3:04:04 AM) kevin: male and female
(3:04:06 AM) kevin: on threadless
(3:04:09 AM) kevin: has a crush on you
(3:08:21 AM) anna: no, because nobody will respond at 2 AM

mike bautista on Oct 11 '09 at 2:52am

Anna was wrong by like 100% percent.

mike bautista on Oct 11 '09 at 2:56am

That did not affect my vote, though.

Outlaw01 on Oct 11 '09 at 2:57am

*whistles unsuspectingly*

Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 3:02am

I didn't vote on the poll, by the way.

Because I don't think the way she makes me feel can be summed up in a single unit measure. Because you can't fit the feelings that come from hugs and holding hands and a smile that lights up the night sky into a glass jar. Because, frankly, the jar wouldn't be able to contain it all.

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 3:51am

hey now, don't be dissin' the poll!

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 11:40am

lol @ unnecessarily bumping unnecessary blogs

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 11:43am

what, you think i made this last night for fun? this was made out of necessity!

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 11:51am

hehe, you were actually the real cause of this blog, bri-bri. we were discussing the possibility of you having a perfectly logical, essential, and utterly justified threadcrush on Miss Crain

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 11:53am

oh, i don't crush just for fun. it's a complicated process of making sure the crush makes sense logistically, socially, financially, emotionally, and puppyly. and sometimes bruce lee.

lots of charts and graphs and shit.

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 11:54am

oh no! does that mean anna knows i have a threadcrush on her?! SECRECYFAIL.

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 11:58am

oh noes!

Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 11:59am

The cat is farting into the purse.

iPear on Oct 11 '09 at 12:00pm

Hellya! She makes me feel all wierd inside.

littlem on Oct 11 '09 at 12:01pm

i do i do!

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 11 '09 at 12:01pm

That cat is pooping into that purse.

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 12:01pm

also, i just realized that you and anna were talking about me.

HEY!

iPear on Oct 11 '09 at 12:01pm

Thar cat look pregnant

jeffreyg on Oct 11 '09 at 12:02pm

shes my mexican princess wut

iPear on Oct 11 '09 at 12:06pm

Annacoffee shut up and captivate my heart gaiden

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 11 '09 at 12:09pm

Also, yes, I do; and I want to bearhug Anna forever till our two souls combine to form a giant robot a la Gurren Lagann.

ofthecoast on Oct 11 '09 at 12:21pm

I would go gay for Anna.

SuperRyan on Oct 11 '09 at 12:28pm

I would have a sex change to go gay for Anna

shirtflirt on Oct 11 '09 at 12:31pm

who

kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 12:32pm

i already went gay for anna

i mean, ungay

i mean.... what?

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 12:37pm

i'd go gay for anna. if she were like, "hey brian, i'll marry you if you kiss that dude" i'd be like "k."

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 11 '09 at 12:37pm

I'd go gay for Anna just so she could turn me back to being straight because of her.

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 12:38pm

hopefully the dude she asks me to kiss is kevin or chris, cause that it's not really gay.

mike bautista on Oct 11 '09 at 12:39pm

I would be all gay and stuff and then contemplate my homosexual lifestyle and whether or not I made the right decision about it because of Anna. And I'll be with some dude and he'll make a funny joke and I'll laugh and be like "oh that was funny, Anna." And he'd be all like "wtf dude, my name's not Anna." And I'll be like "yeah you're right." And then he'll say "yo if this ain't gonna work because you're gettin' all straight and shit then you better just leave." And then I'll leave my gay badge at his desk and run to Anna's house and Anna will be all like "hey I thought you were all gay and stuff" and I'll be like "nah man, I went straight because of you." and she'll be like "word?" and I'll be like "fo sho" and then we'll go out and eat a pee can pie.

iPear on Oct 11 '09 at 12:42pm

Straight up, no lie, I'd drink bleach for annatention.

tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 12:42pm

but when mike gets to anna's house, i'll answer the door, and he'll be like "shit, am i too late?" and i'll be like "yeah, sorry dude. you took too long figuring things out." and he'll stand there all dejected like, but i'll be like "don't be sad, dude. why don't you come inside? i just made pee can pie."

mike bautista on Oct 11 '09 at 12:47pm

I don't know, Brian. Maybe its the massive change in straightness. But I'll really be wanting to shoot people in my way and slap dudes in the face with my glove.

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