chemi hydro
chemi hydro aka MC Kitchen of the FUTURE aka I'M A MURDERER! is a 29.54 year old boy, has been a member since January 4, 2006, has scored 3640 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79.
URL: http://www.MonsterFresh.com
Best Mistake Ever
of 55 votes, 33% like it
I'm ahead of my time (but I'm a slacker so it pans out)
of 115 votes, 30% like it
I was elitist before it was cool
of 123 votes, 31% like it
You white people crack me up
of 119 votes, 26% like it
No...I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth
of 140 votes, 25% like it
My tuxedo shirt's nicer, but it's stained with hooker blood
of 139 votes, 28% like it
In my last life I was immortal
of 139 votes, 33% like it
Funsize?...What's fun about less candy?
of 142 votes, 37% like it
I'm glad that the government loves me and that dragons exist
of 142 votes, 32% like it
I'm glad that there is no more racism and that unicorns are real
of 138 votes, 30% like it
I'm here for the free Tibet
of 139 votes, 31% like it
I'm from the future. I know how you die.
of 146 votes, 33% like it
Hugs are bandages for your feelings
of 132 votes, 31% like it
I DIG NECROPHILIA
of 135 votes, 20% like it
I was diagnozed with ADHD but...man, dinosaurs must've been scary
of 130 votes, 30% like it
Safety might be "COOL"...but your bike helmet isn't
of 132 votes, 25% like it
They're building robots to prevent having to touch the elderly
of 135 votes, 33% like it
Vacationed in the barrio and all I got was this lousy knifewound
of 125 votes, 22% like it
I have dreams where I'm being pinched
of 131 votes, 25% like it
Manual Labor is a Hand Job
of 136 votes, 22% like it
Window shoppers are buy-curious
of 145 votes, 34% like it
Woah is Me
of 157 votes, 20% like it
Don't ask me for drugs
of 141 votes, 29% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"I'm not going back to time out for you or anybody!"
of 50 votes, 8% like it
*Your time is strange and confusing to me*
of 41 votes, 12% like it
3 o'clock, you get raped
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Aliens are from the future
of 42 votes, 12% like it
America, you're not fat enough!
of 66 votes, 15% like it
Asian's The New Black
of 58 votes, 16% like it
Beat your wife if you love Jesus
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Birkenstocks are murder
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Burn Victims Love the Hose
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Childporn is my Anti-drug
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Compton is for Lovers
of 33 votes, 6% like it
Crying inside? Dicks aren't pacifiers.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Dare me to drive right now?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Don't beat your self up. Let me do it
of 69 votes, 14% like it
elitists welcome...if that's alright with you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Foily Mafia
of 21 votes, 5% like it
For the people, not the Government
of 27 votes, 7% like it
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Freestyle RAP-ist
of 52 votes, 6% like it
Freestyle walking is not a crime!
of 100 votes, 18% like it
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Go Scam Some Shit
of 36 votes, 8% like it
Hardest part of rollerblading? Being gay
of 134 votes, 25% like it
Heroin is my anti-drug
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Huff Jesus Not Paint
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Human Racist
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I cap my teeth with ROLO foil
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I don't believe in NIHILISM
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I Eat Crackaz Like you with my Soup
of 98 votes, 16% like it
I got high off of my ritalin
of 33 votes, 6% like it
I have #@%*$ tourettes
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I learned it from watching you
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I like 'em small (ie., amputee midget porn)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I practice Play-Doh masochism
of 102 votes, 18% like it
I think that stripper really liked me
of 102 votes, 20% like it
I wanna be a junkie when I grow up
of 47 votes, 11% like it
I'd prefer this shirt with less text
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I'D RATHER BE SHOPLIFTING
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I'll cut your face
of 76 votes, 16% like it
I'm a HATER not a FIGHTER
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I'm a mirage for desert Cannibals
of 34 votes, 15% like it
I'm a Neil Diamond in the Rough
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I'm building a laser
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm from the future. I'm not psychic I have a great memory
of 29 votes, 7% like it
I'm here for the free Mumia
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I'm so happy the slaves are free...they used to be $10
of 56 votes, 20% like it
I'm the whiner in a screamo band
of 53 votes, 17% like it
I've eaten too much acid for this shit
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Id rather be shoplifting from Nordstroms
of 59 votes, 14% like it
If I'm wearing this TEE with a blazer, punch me in the throat!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
IMetCheney&AllIGotWasInThisLousyComa
of 21 votes, 10% like it
In the future we don't believe in time
of 99 votes, 19% like it
Jesus Would Hide
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Jump. You've got nothing to live for
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Just Hardcore Enough
of 52 votes, 17% like it
JV Life Coach
of 21 votes, 10% like it
KILL ME, I'M A HOOKER
of 49 votes, 6% like it
LEGALIZE MURDER
of 46 votes, 9% like it
make like a sheep farmer, FUCK WHATCHA HURD!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Matter Doesn't
of 49 votes, 12% like it
My grandpa went to Haiti and all I inherited was this lousy hex
of 21 votes, 5% like it
My other shirts a Porsche
of 47 votes, 17% like it
my other shirts on your girlfriend's floor
of 99 votes, 18% like it
My tax dollars pay for Lance Armstrong's spandex
of 36 votes, 11% like it
No need for condoms. We'll let the AIDS kill the baby
of 43 votes, 12% like it
No one asks their children what kind of people they want to be
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Play-Doh masochist
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Point of Fashion: GOTHIC MILKMAID
of 32 votes, 6% like it
rediscovering the power of FUCK YOU
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Remember ACID?
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Same Old Soup Just Reheated
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Shoot it into your cock
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Smoking makes me look tough
of 52 votes, 12% like it
Spaceships are Time Machines
of 27 votes, 7% like it
spelling is for loosers
of 26 votes, 19% like it
SPUNK RAG
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Suck the stripes off of a Zebras dick
of 33 votes, 9% like it
TEA
of 53 votes, 15% like it
Thanks for the judgements
of 43 votes, 12% like it
That cop smoked your weed
of 31 votes, 6% like it
the birth canal IS the light at the end of the tunnel
of 25 votes, 8% like it
The Future is Later
of 118 votes, 19% like it
THE WATER WEENIE (the secret to time travel)
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Then send my food to the starving kids!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
This is what a Masculist looks like
of 30 votes, 10% like it
This shirt doubles as my spunk rag
of 21 votes, 10% like it
TWEEKERS, THE OTHER WHITE TRASH
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Typical Run-of-the-Mill No Good Bastard
of 42 votes, 12% like it
typo negetive
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Unkle Skip is a MURDERER!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
UnNonderstandable
of 25 votes, 8% like it
WEARING A WIRE?!! Could you speak up...and say it into the shirt
of 46 votes, 13% like it
What ever happened to ACID?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
When playing "HEADS UP/7 UP" look at the shoes
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Would you trust your clone?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
You can lead a horse to rehab.....
of 5 votes, 0% like it
You're getting sleepy
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Your mother is an amazing woman
of 28 votes, 11% like it
~M~I~R~A~G~E~
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Update: Aug 18, '08
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