![]() I got an email today from rapper Asher Roth's publicist informing me about a situation that the rapper got into today on an airplane. There was a bomb threat on the craft and Roth helped to detain the suspect. Here is the link to the story for anyone who is interested in finding out more about the scenario CLICK HERE
I know some of you love the Hotornot.com but you might need some help with your profiles.
I feel your pain, and so I have made to different guides to help you with your dilemma. One of them is for the Men out there and the other is for the ladies. Everyone who has a photo featured on these lists is from the greater Seattle area but the advice is universal here ya go: ![]() Tips for becoming a "Hot or Not" Stallion Disappointed in your rating on Hotornot.com? Not meeting the women that you were hoping to when you signed up for your account? Here's all the advice that you could ever hope for to turn that rating up to 11 ![]() Tips for Becoming a "Hot or Not" Vixen Ladies, don't let that mediocre "Hot or Not" rating get you down. I've browsed the "women" section of the site to find some stand outs that really know how to set up their profiles and work it. If you follow these tips and techniques, your rating should be skyrocketing in no time. ![]() More Sexy tips for the "Hot or Not" Vixen I tried to make my last guide fairly thorough, but I know that some of you are still having trouble getting the most out of your sexy. With this in mind I went back on my hunt and found even more top of the line profiles with techniques that should really take you to the next level of internet seduction. about Escape
What's with the pissed off look on his face? Doesn't it look more like he should be wearing a shirt that says "Just try to ESC" ?
Congratulations to Brad Mckay who won a pair of concert tickets to see Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks at Seattle's Neumos on December 6th.
Brad's photoshop entry, the following mock flyer, won because of it's reference to the Yul Brynner-centric lyrics of the song Jo Jo's Jacket. The entry was accompanied with the following explanation: "I put in Stephen Malkmus's self titled album and gave my computer DMT..... This is what it puked out!" ![]() Nice work, sir. We'll get those tickets out to you shortly. in the meantime, here is the video for "Jo Jo's Jacket "off of Stephen Malkmus' self titled debut from 2001 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks Dec. 6th @ Neumos Seattle, Wa ![]() (photo by David Torch) Do you like Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks? Will you or could you be in Seattle on December 6th? Do you want to see Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks in Seattle on December 6th? All right then, here's the deal... My site,MonsterFresh.com, in cooperation with the Seattle Theatre Group, is giving away 2 Free tickets to the show and it's pretty damn easy to enter. Hopefully you are already a Jicks fan and that's why you're entering, but maybe you just love Malkmus' work with Pavement and/or Silver Jews. Maybe you just haven't heard anything from the new album. Here's a sample in the form of their latest video: "Gardenia" from Real Emotional Trash (Matador) Rules of Entry: Okay, still interested? Head over to the entry page now, for full entry guidelines by clicking HERE
So I responded to a Craigslist ad, being the brokeass fool that I am, and now I'm supposed to be getting paid for writing on a site. That's what they tell me anyway.
So here's a couple of these "GUIDES" that I wrote during my "Trial Period" 2 of them are about Guides to Halloween costumes. Here's the first one: Halloween Cardboard Costume Construction ![]() Do you have a ton of cardboard lying around? Maybe you've accepted that you're not going to do any better in the relationship department, so you might as well get rid of those boxes you've been saving to repack up all of your significant others belongings. But wait! Don't throw them out yet! There are some pretty useful Halloween costume options in that lightweight construction. continue Here's the other one: Halloween Costumes for people with Dreadlocks ![]() This is the third time in my life where I've had a skull full of dreadlocks and when Halloween comes around, a character trait like that can make or break a costume. Here are some suggestions for working around and utilizing the feature of a nappy mane and having it actually work in your favor. continue If you are interested or feel that their may be some off chance that any of the suggestions may be pertinent to your current situations, please check them out. I get paid for this shit and it's based on traffic, comments, etc. Basically, help a Puerto Rican by a sandwich. I also did one about Mel Gibson that no one seems too interested in. Mel Gibson: Vehicular Homicide, Manic Depression, & Vengeance ![]() I basically just realized that all Gibson films deal with his wife or kid dying, some form of revenge, and/or people dying or becoming critically injured from car crashes. I try to lay it out and provide multiple examples. And a pseudo ODE to Threadless and the future with Futuristic Technology that Never Arrived ![]() Thanks ya'lls. Now back to your scheduled programming. The contest is up now: : CLICK HERE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just got approved for some reviewer passes for a Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks show in Seattle on December 6th and the Seattle Theater Group asked if I'd be interested in doing a contest/giveaway for another pair of tickets. I have complete freedom over the contest and am considering doing the contest Threadless style like there have been in the past (even though I never won any in that format). Basically, I'm probably going to have contestants rework some Malkmus photos on Photoshop to enter and give the tickets to the winner. It should start around the first and continue towards the end of the month. I'm just feeling it out here to see if anyone in the area would be interested because someone from this site has a pretty good chance of winning from all of the practice. Remember, these tickets are only for the Seattle show. If there is an adequate response, I will post an update once we have everything figured out. If not... I'll probably still post an update once we have everything figured out. ![]() Does that Kaitlin character that Amy Poehler used to do on SNL remind anyone else of Dakota Fanning? |
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