I went to Vegas a couple of weeks ago.
It was really cool, but the coolest thing about it was these cards they have people hand out on the street for in-room strippers. Each card has a pretty graphic picture, the "name" of the girl, a price, and a phone number.
And they're everywhere. There are guys every 50 feet handing them out and in the mornings there are thousands of them by the curbs down the strip.
I thought these were pretty funny, and when the guys hands them to you he gives you about 3 or 4 each time. I've got like 60 of them, like some obscene baseball card collection.

Here's my problem: What do I do with them now? I brought these all the way back home so throwing them away is out of the question. I was thinking about doing something art-y with them, but all the ideas I've come up with could be conveyed as sacrilegious.
If you have any ideas, let me know.