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Tattcat
Tattcat aka Sarah Wilson is a girl, has been a member since January 3, 2006, has scored 527 submissions, giving an average score of 2.71, helping 7 designs get printed.
I don't like message-boarding.
There are lots of reasons why, the least of which being that message boards are inherently flawed. Try my reasoning:

THE DISSOLUTION OF A MESSAGE BOARD

STEP 1
CREATION
Someone creates a website, and as he goes about choosing things to put on a website, he thinks "Gee, A message board would be a great way for thefans of this site to communicate."
Good idea right? I mean , no matter what site you go to, there always seem to be a way to post your two cents. Everyone likes giving their opinion. Posters might check this out whenever they've finished doing their regular round of website or when they're really fucking bored at work

STEP 2
DILLUSION
People have now discovered the message board and have begun posting. They always have high hopes for their message. If they're posting on a Band/author/movie's site they all hope that the object of their passion will see their words and post back just to them. This rarely happens. Sometimes I doubt whether the focus of the site actually goes on the page at all. But it's with this hope that people post things like "you're awesome, my favorite, blah blah bah." At this point, they are checking once a day or once every other day. Either way, it's now in their regular round of browsing. I don't want to say that these people ae wasting their breath, but...um...well, they are. I mean, you've bought their books, gone to the concert, paid thirty dollars for the t shirt, isn't that love enough?
There are other message boards I'd like to address as well, namely private message boards (think yahoo groups). in this case, the people posting usually somewhat know eachother, if only through the web and their interest is a little more narrow. A lot of what this is is politics, but I'll get into that in a second
STEP 3
SNARKIER THAN THOU
Everyone's a comedian. Everyone's a critic. Everyone's an intellectual.
The chant of the message board. Once a board has been running for a while, you'll begin to see some serious politics. If someone makes a cute remark, the responder is going to try to be cuter and funnier. If someone tries to be organizational, the next person will try to take the reigns away from them. If someone makes a good point, someone else will try to refute them, just for the sake of seeming smarter. Posters at this stage are on the board at least twice a day, just to make sure they aren't being one-upped .
For the private message boards, this is where the push for power comes in. Even if someone has already been designated as the head of the group, certain members are always going to fight for the title of Oh-sure-he's-the-leader-but-I-wear-the-pants-in-this-message-board. Power trips often come in the form of organizing get togethers, fundraisers, or anything else that might cause great changes withing the group.
There can be exceptions to this though. I've been on some message boards on myspace that have so many members that it's impossible to wrangle everybody.
STEP 4
ENTER THE ASSHOLE
Everyone tries to be friendly on these boards, at first. But someone is eventually going to come along to stir thing up and play devils advocate. By this point, posters are checking and posting whenever they're inreach of a computer. Alot of energy has been used and they will not just let somefuckface who hasn't posted or has rarely posted ruin this. The asshole will usually do something like question artists credibility, undermine fan loyalty, or simply accuse the posters of having no life (he might be right). No matter what though, he has the ability to get already-fiery passions in an uproar.
In the yahoo groups, this is the stage in where someone really fucks up. I ws on a group a while ago where, after many power plays, one of the members (I'll call him Jack) made a play for the leader's ("Al") daughter. Jack was 42, the daughter might've been 19. Obviously Al was unhappy about this, and he made his feelings known when he threatened to kill Jack. On a camping trip. In front of everybody from the group. From this point, it turns into war
STEP 5
CHOOSING SIDES
A line has been drawn. Words have been said. Friends are now enemies. here's a good example of the message board at this point:
P1: P2 is a dick
P2: you're a dick, dick!!
P3: Don't call P1 a dick!!!
P4: People, can't we all just get along!!!
P1, P2, & P3: WHO ASKED YOU?!?

Ah yes, the cry for peace is drowned out by the giant pissing contest. The desire to fight is inherent in human beings. And here, you seem bigger and tougher than you actually are since, hey, you don't have to say it to the other guy's face. So, alot of things you can't take back are said. Posters will stay on for hours at a time, trying to stand their ground.
STEP 6
STEP IN
Although their rarely seen or heard from, the artist (object of obsession) will post a note asking for everyone to "cool it". Everyone feels shame, gives a mea culpa, and backs off the board for awhile.
In the yahoo board, the asshole becomes a pariah, persona no grata. No one talks to them, messages them, they don't don't even exist in the digital friendships they made.
Posters try to go back to posting with the same fervor they once had, but everyone has to admit: Posting was more fun when their was conflict. So, membership dies off, and things go back to somewhat normal.
...Until the next asshole finds the site.

I hate dealing with that kind of bullshit. Especially with people who I don't even know by their real names.
If I'm going to call someone a bitch, I'll do it to their face.


tankdoneone
tankdoneone on Aug 26 '06 at 11:15am
yet, here you are.
hi-fi gods
hi-fi gods on Aug 26 '06 at 11:15am
too much to read.





put this blog on post-it notes or something.
swimmergirl66
swimmergirl66 on Aug 26 '06 at 11:15am
so find another site...
pseudonymjones
   pseudonymjones on Aug 26 '06 at 11:17am
tl;dr.



Seriously, things. Things are pretty okay around here.
pseudonymjones
   pseudonymjones on Aug 26 '06 at 11:17am
Whoops! Went into retard mode there for a second.



Seriously, though. Is what I meant to say.
margolove
margolove on Aug 26 '06 at 11:18am
people don't really fight like that, at least not here much.. we're all happy, because we're wearing awesome tshirts.
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Aug 26 '06 at 11:22am
agree with tankdoneone
littlem
littlem on Aug 26 '06 at 11:27am
too many words/no pictures = bad
margolove
margolove on Aug 26 '06 at 11:29am
and no line breaks.. eep. It's like a big overwhelming monster chunk of text that wants to devour my brain.
They Call Me Special K
They Call Me Special K on Aug 26 '06 at 11:33am
you forgot the part where people form delusions of granduer from their status on the boards in which they are infinitely popular whilst in real life cannot hold a conversation. and the part where people form "clubs" and "groups" where all the club or group does is exist and pretend to be important.
etwod
etwod on Aug 26 '06 at 12:00pm
i basically read most of that.. i just woke up so thats good? some stuff made sense.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 26 '06 at 12:05pm
I read that whoooole thing. But I read it the same way I read my Bio textbook, and I only can see the individual words, it makes no sense when put together as a whole.

But still. Where's my cookie?
Tattcat
Tattcat on Aug 27 '06 at 1:36pm
I wasn't talking about here. I was actually going more toward fansites. I used to hang around a particular authors site a lot. That and I was in a yahoo group where the whole power trip happened. I'm completely unfamiliar with the forum here. When I say "message board", I'm not referring to blog forums, but topics and threads.
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 27 '06 at 1:38pm
you need help
Cactus Pirate Jr.
Cactus Pirate Jr. on Aug 27 '06 at 1:43pm
um...I didn't read any of that, but +10 points for making your title reference a play!
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