I'm making some mid-spring resolutions since I really didn't make any new year's resolutions this year. A lot of things have gone down lately, some leaving me confused, some leaving me sad, but most making me feel really guilty and icky. It's not that everything is bad...wait a tic..it is:

1. I will tell any single guy a might I'm a lesbian in hopes of trying to salvage a friendship with him. I was talking to a guy-friend of mine and it was concluded that men and women really CAN'T be friends since sexual tension will always get in the way.

2. I will choose a side if I ever end up in the middle of a fight. Just that.

3. I will not flirt with single men since I am not and do not want to give them false hope. I will also not dance with single men, since I guess that's code for "I'll sleep with you at the end of the night"

4. I will not let my body control my decisions.

5. I will focus my attention on all my friends and not alienate anyone. I've lost too many friends in the past couple years due to just losing touch.

6. I will not develop crushes. I will not let myself get all worked up over someone the same way I did when I was 13. It only leads to bad poetry and hormone-ridden angst.

7. I will listen to my friends, even when they tell me the stuff I don't want to hear.

8. I mean REALLY listen... Not just wait to talk. I do that too often.

9. I will never again tell a Scotsman to "Jump on my back". Scotsmen are stonger and more eager than they look.

10. I will quit my current situation, even when I don't have a plan B

11. I will pick up the phone if Obie calls. And I will apologize as well.

12. I will learn how to pick up women. I gained a lot of respect for any guy who's willing to give a pick-up line and face rejection.

13. I will stop stressing at work. I will stop stessing at life. I will get more sleep. I will be more myself.

I guess that's all I have. I hate taking invetory of the things I want to do because it makes me realize what I HAVE to do. And usually there's more of that.