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Themilkman666
Themilkman666 aka Sam is a 21.1 year old boy, has been a member since January 1, 2006, has scored 5,618 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18, helping 89 designs get printed.
Keep Calm and Smoke Bong
of 41 votes, 10% like it
You should read more.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
Help raise iliteracy awareness. Wear text t-shirts.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Clap if you're illiterate
of 33 votes, 36% like it
One mans garbage is another mans tetanus.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
I'm watching you read my shirt.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I think, therefore I am not Sarah Palin
of 35 votes, 23% like it
An eye for an eye makes the whole world buy eye patches.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
Two Birds, One stone, Senseless killing.
of 72 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<---- Nipples ---->
of 24 votes, 21% like it
2011? Bring on 2012.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
2011? I'm ready for 2012.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
an eye for an eye law system is ideal for eye patch makers
of 20 votes, 10% like it
An eye for an eye makes eye patches come back in fashion
of 73 votes, 36% like it
And then God said, "Bring to me tasty snacks" And it w
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Ask me anything (I'm a Ninja)
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Ask me anything (I'm a pirate)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Being Irish: An excuse for being an alcholic since 1954!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Bi-nary code goets both ways
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Binary code likes po1e and h0le
of 42 votes, 5% like it
Brainwashing! Now you can will all the people all the time.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Brainwashing! Now you can win all the people all the time.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
By wearing this shirt I'm preventing the terrorists from winning
of 72 votes, 17% like it
Clap if you are illiterate
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Democrats: Vote for us our you're racist!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
Did anybody order a pizza?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
Do-nuts like to Go-nuts
of 55 votes, 7% like it
Donuts like to Go-nuts!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Embrace me as your god and I will bring snacks.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
F@$# Pants
of 53 votes, 19% like it
Fear not citizens, help has arrived in the form of a witty shirt.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
FRONT: Thinking about you BACK: and now I'm not.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
God Bless America, because monster trucks aren't in Europe
of 45 votes, 20% like it
God Bless the 21st Amendment
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Goes great with pants
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Hey kids let's overthrow the system!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
I $#*@ing love the 1st amendment
of 62 votes, 26% like it
I Before E except after the civil rights movment
of 49 votes, 12% like it
I don't get paid to make sense so why should I?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I drive a Gas Guzzler to provide trees a meal
of 45 votes, 7% like it
I drive a Hummer so no tree is left hungry
of 45 votes, 9% like it
I hope you can read....
of 45 votes, 13% like it
I only eat food that use to have a face on it.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
I sure do enjoy a nice slice of 3.14
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I sure do enjoy a nice slice of 3.14159265358979323...
of 49 votes, 24% like it
I'm Bringing Pirate Back... Arr!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
If I had a bit more cash this shirt would have a picture on it.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
If you're illiterate clap your hands.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
If you're illiterate you have no clue what's going on right now.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Is this where you want to be when the aliens EAT YOUR BRAIN?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
My inner being can not be reflected on a T-Shirt
of 29 votes, 10% like it
My other shirt is Jack Bauer
of 51 votes, 12% like it
My Plan to get your Attention has worked.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Never Forgive, Never Forget.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
No need to fear America is here.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Oh don't worry that logic doesn't apply to me, I'm from America
of 43 votes, 19% like it
Read faster
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Sandy sells HEROINE by the seashore.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Screw 2011, bring on 2012.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Screw 2011. I'm ready for 2012
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Some people can't read this.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Somebody In Soviet Russia Loves Me!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Stay safe, stay strapped.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Stay strapped Stay safe
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Straight out of the burbs
of 41 votes, 7% like it
Straight outta the suburbs
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Summer Reading, Downer Since 1968
of 4 votes, 0% like it
The color of my shirt doesn’t necessarily correlate with my gang
of 54 votes, 11% like it
The male Seahorse: The most whipped creature in the deep blue sea
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Thinking about you, and now I'm not
of 42 votes, 2% like it
This accessory goes great with pants.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
This shirt color doesnt necessarily correlate the gang im in.
of 76 votes, 12% like it
This shirt color doesnt necessarily represent the gang Iroll with
of 45 votes, 11% like it
This shirt color doesnt necessarily represent the gang Irollwith
of 44 votes, 14% like it
This shirt goes great with pants
of 60 votes, 22% like it
This shirt is anti-illiteratecy and must be stop.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
This shirt is Pro-Literacy
of 71 votes, 20% like it
Two Birds, One Stone. Was it Worth it?
of 70 votes, 21% like it
University of Witty T-shirts
of 37 votes, 8% like it
What goes up must go down, even when tripping on acid
of 45 votes, 11% like it
What would John Stamos Do?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
While you're reading I'm watching.
of 24 votes, 17% like it

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All about me

I'm just a guy who does stuff.

I own: (in order)
The Communist Party
We are Made of Carbon
Legendary Design Failure
Water, Just Water
Dark Side of The Garden
Pessimistic or Optimistic?
Psychedelephant
What would MacGyver do?
Et Cetera
Konrad the Magician
Goliath
King Of Clubs
Jonah and the Technicolor Whale.
Bubble Maker
The Seven ages of Mandelion
Pizza Party!!!
Pigmenta Stigmata
Magic Mushrooms
HOT CHICKS ON WOLVES
Say Hello to My Little Friends
The Cheshire




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