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Themilkman666
aka Sam is a 18.6 year old boy, has been a member since January 1, 2006, has scored 5536 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18.
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Clap if you're illiterate
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Stay safe, stay strapped.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stay strapped
Stay safe
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I don't get paid to make sense so why should I?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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One mans garbage is another mans tetanus.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm watching you read my shirt.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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I think, therefore I am not Sarah Palin
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world buy eye patches.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Fear not citizens, help has arrived in the form of a witty shirt.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I Before E except after the civil rights movment
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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The color of my shirt doesn’t necessarily correlate with my gang
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt goes great with pants
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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If you're illiterate clap your hands.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I $#*@ing love the 1st amendment
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt is Pro-Literacy
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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If I had a bit more cash this shirt would have a picture on it.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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An eye for an eye makes eye patches come back in fashion
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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Two Birds, One Stone. Was it Worth it?
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Two Birds, One stone, Senseless killing.
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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By wearing this shirt I'm preventing the terrorists from winning
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ask me anything (I'm a Ninja)
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Ask me anything (I'm a pirate)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Being Irish: An excuse for being an alcholic since 1954!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Brainwashing! Now you can win all the people all the time.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Democrats: Vote for us our you're racist!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Did anybody order a pizza?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Do-nuts like to Go-nuts
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Donuts like to Go-nuts!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Embrace me as your god and I will bring snacks.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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F@$# Pants
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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FRONT: Thinking about you BACK: and now I'm not.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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God Bless America, because monster trucks aren't in Europe
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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God Bless the 21st Amendment
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Goes great with pants
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Help raise illiterate awareness, wear text t-shirts.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Hey kids let's overthrow the system!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I drive a Gas Guzzler to provide trees a meal
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I drive a Hummer so no tree is left hungry
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I hope you can read....
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I only eat food that use to have a face on it.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I speak with my hands. When that doesn't work I use my mouth.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I sure do enjoy a nice slice of 3.14
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I sure do enjoy a nice slice of 3.14159265358979323...
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm Bringing Pirate Back... Arr!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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If you're illiterate you have no clue what's going on right now.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Is this where you want to be when the aliens EAT YOUR BRAIN?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My inner being can not be reflected on a T-Shirt
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My other shirt is Jack Bauer
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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My Plan to get your Attention has worked.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Nigeria Please
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Nigeria Please.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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No need to fear America is here.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Oh don't worry that logic doesn't apply to me, I'm from America
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Sandy sells HEROINE by the seashore.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Somebody In Soviet Russia Loves Me!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Straight out of the burbs
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Straight outta the suburbs
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Summer Reading, Downer Since 1968
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The male Seahorse: The most whipped creature in the deep blue sea
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Thinking about you, and now I'm not
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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This accessory goes great with pants.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt color doesnt necessarily represent the gang Iroll with
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt color doesnt necessarily represent the gang Irollwith
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is anti-illiteratecy and must be stop.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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University of Witty T-shirts
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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What goes up must go down, even when tripping on acid
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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What would John Stamos Do?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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While you're reading I'm watching.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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You know what they say about big foot....
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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You know what they say about big foot.... big sooks!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/228200/Themilkman666
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I'm just a guy who does stuff.
I own: (in order)
The Communist Party
We are Made of Carbon
Legendary Design Failure
Water, Just Water
Dark Side of The Garden
Pessimistic or Optimistic?
Psychedelephant
What would MacGyver do?
Et Cetera
Konrad the Magician
Goliath
King Of Clubs
Jonah and the Technicolor Whale.
Bubble Maker
The Seven ages of Mandelion
I Want
Streetteam points... please?
http://threadless.com?from=Themilkman666
(Current Streatteam points are saving up for food I can buy for chocolate, my dog right below you. Please help us out.)
adopt your own virtual pet!
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