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Two wrongs make a left.
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Screw MTV, I want my mp3!
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I'm fresh, never frozen.
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Get it RIGHT or get LEFT behind.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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It can't be 5 o'clock somewhere if it's 14 minutes past the hour.
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Don't let your happenings destroy your happiness.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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amirite or amirite?
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Laziness killed the dog.
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Ideas don't work unless you do.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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At $5.99 a pound, I'd be worth a whole lot!
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Maury knows who your daddy is.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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WTF is FTW?
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I'm tired of my money going towards failed NASA missions.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I refuse to become a statistic.
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You can retake the class, but you can't retake the party.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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If Bob Barker retires, I'll retire from life.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me what you want for Christmas and you can sit on my lap.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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I'm only two people short of a threesome.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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F.I.N.A.L.S. - F*ck, I Never Actually Learned this Sh!t!
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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I love lunch ladies!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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School lunches suck!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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You can't bring Sexy Back without a reciept.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah, I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Why can't I be the sexiest man alive, not someone famous?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I used to be an exotic dancer...for the blind.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Who needs sex? My job screws me everyday!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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One Nation, Under Surveillance
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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Just BLOODY Do It!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Henry Ford loved Hitler
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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I wish my homework was asexual so it'd do itself.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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Everyone believes in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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If you're happy and you know it, pee your pants.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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I put the MAN in Romance
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I was just doing my part to save the rainforest.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Can pillows have pillow fights?
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College - high school with cigarettes and beer.
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Clinton fucked an intern; Bush fucked a Nation.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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Well, when I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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60% of our population is overweight...here's some bacon
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Walk it off, Tubby!
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Holy hell, Batman
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Bush is listening to your phone calls; use big words.
of 61 votes, 38% like it
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Oregon Trail is the only reason I didn't drop out of 3rd grade.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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The shark that got her was an efficient killer.
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Pluto was my favorite planet.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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But can Chuck Norris paint happy trees?
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Escalators can never break; they only become stairs.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Are you aware that I am a champion?
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I messed with Texas and I'm doing just fine.
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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Godzilla is the only Japanese word I know.
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If you mess with the King's Queens, better watch your Ace, Jack.
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Talk to the left hand because you ain't right.
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Captain Planet - enough said.
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I'm here for the free food.
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RENEW ORLEANS
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No tricks up these sleeves.
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Myspace- A place for friends...I mean friend whores.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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BINGOOOOOOOOO!
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Would you like a spot of tea?
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Wow! Did someone just have a tea party with Debbie Downer?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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What's the password?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Some say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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'Cuz emo is one step below transvestite.
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Don't criticize, maximize.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Don't hate, opinionate.
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Saying your mom is just as overrated as the first time I met her.
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Nope to Dope
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.yad etisoppo s'tI
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Ninja please.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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Where did Carmen San Diego really go?
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Personally, I can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Mmmm. Tastes like Cheerios.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Say what you just said backwards and it still won't be funny.
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Pick up lines get you nothing, but a kick to the nuts.
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911 put me on hold.
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No, you're cheesy.
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It's uncommon to be out of style.
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Full time worker, but only half the work is done.
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Going once, going twice... SOLD!
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I shot Abraham Lincoln
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Free vaccuum cleaner
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Rain or Shine
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And to think, Tom was my only friend.
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One time ... at the circus ...
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There's a hole in my bucket
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Milk and Cereal, what an uncommon bond.
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And there she was ... dead.
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Care for some free air?
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Sweetness died with hair scrunchies.
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Can you hear me-ow?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Civil Tongue
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Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.... Spiderman?
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You're Rick James? I remember him dying.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Beer is now cheaper than gas. To drink or to drive?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Inside voices
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What the fraction?
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I like to sleep. Forget looking good.
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3rd Party Candidate
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Wow! I need to write that in my MySpace!
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You are what you wear...
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Do you want some cholesterol with that?
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You want some gravy with that?
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Marco Polo owns Christopher Columbus
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Nice shoes. Wanna come over?
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SEEEVEEEN PEEEEE EMMMMMMMM!
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I have "up dog" on my shirt
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If you wanna be my lover
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If my grass was emo, it'd cut itself.
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Your parents are anal? Ew.
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What can you make with your Easy Bake?
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I'd rather be over there...
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You churn butter?
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Smear the deer
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Kick the can
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Everyone's doing it?
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Stop! It's hammer time.
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im saddened scrunchies went out of style
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i cant remember when i last wore a watch
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farewell my friends and enemies
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I could make a mime laugh
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Lets party like it's NOT 1999
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Random floating head
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That's get-toe
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School lunches are really depressing
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I won a game of solitare
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I fell in love with a baked potato
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I get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30
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My job? Sandwich artist.
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I just threw up sarcasm
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Who eats opossum?
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I like your braces
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Such a pity...
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Give me a moment to recover from shock
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I want to be a confetti maker.
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I almost needed my inhaler.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Hello, my fellow comrades
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I'll send postcards
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PMS...because mad cow disease was taken.
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I lack confidence. My shirt talks more.
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I don't have a disease
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myspace? Just call it diespace.
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My happiness just tripled.
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Wanna hang out in my backyard?
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No children under the age of 12
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That's just about the size of Africa
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Cinnamon gum makes my mouth swell
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