If by package you mean a man's dick in his ass, I'm sure he did. It's all he wanted for Christmas.

poor geewally

spence! Yes, I did, brother!

I laughed the entire time finding the self-confessed "most random crap ever." I was nearly in tears by the time I pulled out the vhs copy of "Goosebumps - The Werewolf of Fever Swamp"

Thank you so very much for the kind Christmas wishes and all the goodies. Merry christmas to you to, buddy!! Thanks, again!

Gee geewalley, cut him some slack...

*too

as opposed to a woman's dick?

^ There's always animals. I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he's not into kinky shit like that.

anytime dan. i wasn't sure if it was going to make it in time as i was "collecting" stuff from around my house and sent it out really late.

geewally- being an internet forum troll died in 1996. find some friends, or at least a new hobby.

Having a number in your screename died at the dawn of the internet, Confucious.

greatest comeback i've heard

Your own was a gem, too.