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Emilicorice
Emilicorice aka Emily is a 24.67 year old girl, has been a member since December 30, 2005, has scored 2,354 submissions, giving an average score of 1.81, helping 21 designs get printed.
Roommate
My roommate has been sleeping with her face down in the pillow for about 20 minutes. I think she may be dead.

Also, the plow guy needs to pick a time that is not 6 in the AM to come and clear the side walks and the parking lot. Seriously.

professorE
professorE on Feb 01 '08 at 11:23am
Poke her with a stick.



Throw a toaster at him.
Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Feb 01 '08 at 11:24am
is she usually a heavy sleeper? if so, no worries...if not id dump a bucket of water on her...





but you dont have to follow my advice...haha
jet approves
jet approves on Feb 01 '08 at 11:24am
"accidentally" drop something heavy and see if she moves.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 at 11:25am
put some poo on her pillow
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Feb 01 '08 at 11:25am
this blog is terrible....



terribly funny.
Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Feb 01 '08 at 11:26am
Tora!!



THAT can lead to pink eye!!
Emilicorice
Emilicorice on Feb 01 '08 at 11:26am
A wait she moved... she says she is having hot flashes... I think there may be bigger problems to deal with now.
Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Feb 01 '08 at 11:27am
sounds like it.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 at 11:28am
Oh shit!



*tears off poo goggles*
Diamond5
Diamond5 on Feb 01 '08 at 11:31am
Mother of god. Menopause is on the prowl.
Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Feb 01 '08 at 11:31am
i warned you guys....
Emilicorice
Emilicorice on Feb 01 '08 at 11:33am
at twenty, she would be a medical phenomenon!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 at 11:34am
here tasha, try my poo goggles
Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Feb 01 '08 at 11:34am
hmmm, i concur.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 01 '08 at 11:45am
HOTE
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Feb 01 '08 at 11:51am
I gave away all my poo goggles to orphan children.



It's because I have a big heart.





and because they have big poos.
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