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BloodyMidget
BloodyMidget aka Daniel DeZago is a 27.92 year old boy, has been a member since December 29, 2005, has scored 3111 submissions, giving an average score of 1.40.
  Jun 21 '06 by BloodyMidget        11 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
i work at a call center and talk about mutual funds. As part of my close I always ask is there anything else that I can do for you. The 74 year old guy on the phone said "give me a hot one" I kind of laughed because people make jokes...but seriously does anyone know what that could be referring to? maybe I am a dumbass or out of touch...you could probably tell me that too...

squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Jun 21 '06 at 9:59am
a cup of coffee?
iPear
iPear on Jun 21 '06 at 9:59am
give me a hot one eh?
little g
   little g on Jun 21 '06 at 10:05am
Was his name Elmer and did he not make a lot of sense? Then click here
BloodyMidget
BloodyMidget on Jun 21 '06 at 3:34pm
that was great...
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jun 21 '06 at 3:38pm
a hot lunch.

look it up.
partyrings
partyrings on Jun 21 '06 at 3:47pm
SCUM!

you and loserbeech would make a great couple
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jun 21 '06 at 3:53pm
who?
vulcanhalfbreed
vulcanhalfbreed on Jun 21 '06 at 4:00pm
Ahhh hahaha. That's awesome :P
When I'm old I'm gonan say stuff like...'casue old people can get anway with anything.

My mother is a nurse at a hospital. One day, I guess she had this really pissed off old guy, he was yelling and screaming about everything. Finally, my mother snapped and said "Well, waht the hell do you want?! What will amke you ahppy?!"
The old guy stops, thinks for a moment and says "YOu know waht would make me happy? A blow job! Get me a blow job!"
So on his patient request for my mother wrote blow job :p Haha
kirksheltonart
kirksheltonart on Jun 21 '06 at 4:01pm
did she give it to him?
BloodyMidget
BloodyMidget on Jun 21 '06 at 4:09pm
hahaha...
BloodyMidget
BloodyMidget on Jun 21 '06 at 4:11pm
that story from vulcanhalfbreed is the kind of stuff that i was hoping would come up in this thread...
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I am a video editor by trade and the whole graphic design/illustration is something that I am just trying to branch out into because honestly I have been inspired by this site. Pretty much my subs will be slightly cleaned up versions of the drawings and doodles that I do at work and during training sessions. I may even get so crazy as to title the doodle by the class I was in or something. As I do more of them I will be posting them in the design section of my company website DeZago Digital.

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