you WHAT?!

ahhhh





crazy shit!

















































'sup?

were you talking about like...a personal encounter?

I was anal probed.

I was anal probed.

I was anal probed.

Umm....apparently that posted 3 times.

oh neat! sometimes I go to sleep with pants on, and wake up without pants on, and I think it's cuz the aliens be installing blu tooth anal proobs in my buttcave.

oh neat! sometimes I go to sleep with pants on, and wake up without pants on, and I think it's cuz the aliens be installing blu tooth anal proobs in my buttcave.

It's the GOVERNMENT

aliens anal probed this blog

Remember that time I anal probed you 3 times?

Also. I miss you.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

what is the purpose of an anal probe anyway? what do they learn from sticking shit in your asshole that they couldn't just learn from blood tests or dna samples or some shit? Aliens are retarded.

Mezo - I have the entry decorated with Lisa Frank stickers in my diary. I miss you too, sweetums!

It's kinda like when the doctor puts that popsicle stick in your mouth and makes you say "ahhhh"...only, your mouth is your anushole and your uvula is your prostate.

Is "entry" the new slang for anushole?

I don't think I have a uvula, that's lady parts.

No,, pear, you're confusing the uvula with fallopian. Which further explains why yous a virgin.

It's so they'll find their way easier next time. It's the Lisa Frank Nazca Lines edition.

I sure hope those stickers are placed in an arrow format! It'll be like a neon sign for the pooper.

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:52pm

No,, pear, you're confusing the uvula with fallopian. Which further explains why yous a virgin.



Fallopian? I'm not a pacific islander, you racist!

HAH! Omair, you live in the loins of my uvula. 4ever and ever amen.

i hope that airs down here. i love those shows except i've always hated that you're never on them.

I know that freak show of a girl on that show!

Meat swords!

If you guys see it everybody post here and make lots of tinhatter jokes! :D

hehe yay!

I'm gonna watch and touch my yes-yes spot.

*touches*

I don't like that talk. take it back to your gang-affiliated youth center and keep it there.

oooh! i gotta find that and program it in!

will someone just watch the purple people eater with me already?

I don't know what jack just said, but it made all of my holes salivate.

that looks scarier than The Thing :(

come here a sec

you're fired

you are the pan! :x

RUFEE-OHHH



I put some pictures of my big fat head on the TV.

guys. you all made me laugh so much!

*anal probes 3 times

COURTNEY IN HD!

ya gonna be a sta kid!

ah nevermind. that airs the same night as my bible study. I'm just gonna wait until someone in my prayer circle puts it on Godtube

Oh cool!



And How It's Made is coming up later!

huh, maybe this explains why



if you are explaining UFOs in that first photo of you (by yourself), your expression is perfect for the situation, classic. The third photo down looks like you are about to do the Vulcan "live long & prosper" hand sign.

Spacesick 2 Electric Boogaloo - Jesus told me that aliens are just demons in disguise and they're waiting until 2012 so they can hose our planet down with a stream of napalm and let the Borg take us over. That's basically what you'll be discussing at your prayer group later on. No go stare up my nostrils in HD.



Robsoul - There's an even more horrific one where I mysteriously blink with just one eye while the left side of my face twitches. I also accidentally used the word "ship" when I specifically made a point NOT to. Doh!

"ship" as in space ship?



so, for example, " The ship then took off and left a trail of star dust that we gathered with magnets and sponges. I have taken that dust and sculpted a replica of the ship... see."



did you mail in your story to the program (which I don't think I've ever seen) or did the local media pick it up and the program contacted you?

I videotaped the weird disco light in the sky last spring after my friends called me saying something strange was "flying" around over their house. I'm into this type of stuff so I got all excited, grabbed my little point and shoot, tripod and went to their house. The following day I contacted Linda Moulten Howe of Earthfiles.com who then put the report up on her website and also talked about it on Coast to Coast Am with George Noory (which was really exciting for me since I listen to the show every day). A few months after that I was contacted by someone making a documentary for the Discovery Channel and asked if they could fly out and interview me and my friends. I wasn't sure about it at first (I was worried about him trying to debunk and make us all look stupid on TV. UFO doesn't always mean alien!) but he told me the show was going to be very open-minded and was meant to raise questions, not pass it off as swamp gas or whatever. I think it turned out pretty well. I am disappointed they cut out some important details like the shape of the object and the fact it was hovering for days after we filmed it (and didn't follow with the normal path of the stars). Since my camera couldn't really focus on it, it just came out like a big colorful blog but it was actually diamond-shaped when you looked at it through binoculars and had REALLY bright and colorful lights rotating on the inside.

Very weird!

awesome type-os up there. :p