Profile for vulcanhalfbreed - I'm on Discovery talking about UFOs

vulcanhalfbreed aka Courtney is a 29.35 year old girl, has been a member since December 27, 2005, has scored 13912 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.

URL: http://www.courtneylynne.com

Oct 13 '08 by vulcanhalfbreed

110 Comments

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I'm on Discovery talking about UFOs

It's called "Investigation X" and it'll replay later on at 1am and again on October 18th at 10pm.

Watch an extremely overtired and nervous Courtney give an interview about an unidentified hovering disco light that was filmed over Southwick Massachusetts last spring.
I'm the pasty vampire girl during the middle portion of the show.

*puts on tin hat*

Update: Photos...actually screen shots from the shitty little video I took with my camera.

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Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 9:41pm

Ooooooh!

I love these kinds of things!

I'mma go watch some Monster Quest on Youtube!

jublin on Oct 13 '08 at 9:42pm

you WHAT?!

KBShakedown on Oct 13 '08 at 9:42pm

Neatcool!

Steve The Great on Oct 13 '08 at 9:42pm

ahhhh

crazy shit!

'sup?

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:42pm

were you talking about like...a personal encounter?

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:44pm

I was anal probed.

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

I was anal probed.

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

I was anal probed.

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

Umm....apparently that posted 3 times.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

Three times?

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

oh neat! sometimes I go to sleep with pants on, and wake up without pants on, and I think it's cuz the aliens be installing blu tooth anal proobs in my buttcave.

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:45pm

oh neat! sometimes I go to sleep with pants on, and wake up without pants on, and I think it's cuz the aliens be installing blu tooth anal proobs in my buttcave.

KBShakedown on Oct 13 '08 at 9:46pm

This blog is tripping out!

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:47pm

It's the GOVERNMENT

jublin on Oct 13 '08 at 9:47pm

aliens anal probed this blog

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:47pm

Remember that time I anal probed you 3 times?
Also. I miss you.

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:48pm

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:48pm

what is the purpose of an anal probe anyway? what do they learn from sticking shit in your asshole that they couldn't just learn from blood tests or dna samples or some shit? Aliens are retarded.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 9:49pm

WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:50pm

Mezo - I have the entry decorated with Lisa Frank stickers in my diary. I miss you too, sweetums!

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:50pm

It's kinda like when the doctor puts that popsicle stick in your mouth and makes you say "ahhhh"...only, your mouth is your anushole and your uvula is your prostate.

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:51pm

Is "entry" the new slang for anushole?

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:51pm

I don't think I have a uvula, that's lady parts.

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:52pm

No,, pear, you're confusing the uvula with fallopian. Which further explains why yous a virgin.

vulcanhalfbreed on Oct 13 '08 at 9:53pm

It's so they'll find their way easier next time. It's the Lisa Frank Nazca Lines edition.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 9:53pm

I think the aliens want to see who likes it up the butt, because that's how they reproduce.

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:54pm

I sure hope those stickers are placed in an arrow format! It'll be like a neon sign for the pooper.

KBShakedown on Oct 13 '08 at 9:54pm

The aliens in Texas speak mexican.

iPear on Oct 13 '08 at 9:56pm

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:52pm
No,, pear, you're confusing the uvula with fallopian. Which further explains why yous a virgin.

Fallopian? I'm not a pacific islander, you racist!

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 9:58pm

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 9:52pm
No,, pear, you're confusing the uvula with fallopian. Which further explains why yous a virgin.

Mezo's right.

Girls refuse to sleep with you unless you can practically mentall disect their vaginas.

KBShakedown on Oct 13 '08 at 10:01pm

I always forget to bring my scalpel! My mental scalpel.

mezo on Oct 13 '08 at 10:02pm

HAH! Omair, you live in the loins of my uvula. 4ever and ever amen.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 13 '08 at 10:05pm

I use my peen as a scalpel.