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inayellowsub aka leeann is a 20.97 year old girl, has been a member since December 26, 2005, has scored 1,696 submissions, giving an average score of 2.78, helping 66 designs get printed.

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Jun 04 '06 by inayellowsub
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Family Secrets! OHHH SNAP

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my aunt fosters children and has adopted four of them.

my dad and his brother speak to each other about twice a year. at most. sometimes. no, my uncle doesn't live in botswana or someplace weird.

my [other] uncle [mom's side this time] is a udist/alcholic/potential druggie. (in case you didn't catch the other blog.)

my mom takes bellydancing classes. oh god.

my dad once put our old toilet on the frount lawn and wrote "flush Bush" on it in black sharpie.

my brother plays runescape about 4 hours daily. he knows more IM talk than me.

your turn!

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hadaloo on Jun 04 '06 at 4:34pm

Every single relative I have has a diagnosed chronic disease.

Except for one family, but three of them have died [cousins] and they used to live on a commune.

Per Danger on Jun 04 '06 at 4:34pm

My mom says I have a bigger tool than dad.

hadaloo on Jun 04 '06 at 4:34pm

My mom says I'm white trash.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 4:35pm

hahahaaa ohhh my goodness per danger..

ziggystardust on Jun 04 '06 at 4:38pm

my famz:

my mom has seven siblings. her mother has been maried three times.

my grandma, the one who's been married hrice went white water rafting at 70, owns and drives a motorboat at 84, and has her eyebrows tattooed on. i love her.

my uncle is also a nudist.

my aunt got married in the woods and is a nature freak.

my other aunt married a pshycopath and now their divorced.

iPear on Jun 04 '06 at 4:39pm

my sister calls me a white boy.

my other sister still thinks all I listen to is linkin park.

my other sister thinks I'm some kidn of ladies man or something.

my mom thinks I made some girl pregnant.

my dad thinks every black woman wants to marry me....actually he thinks that any female that even talks to me is in love with me.

which is probably true.

littlem on Jun 04 '06 at 4:39pm

i'm per danger's mom.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 4:40pm

yay ziggy!

i wish i had a badass grandma....

pshhh iPear YOU WISH

iPear on Jun 04 '06 at 4:40pm

sorry

yellowsub

...

I'm taken.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 4:42pm

....

YAYYYY

;]

janell6267 on Jun 04 '06 at 4:48pm

One of my uncle's cheated on my aunt with a lady from work.

My grandpa made a pass at my other uncle's wife.

My mom only stays married to my dad for the money.

My brother's first wife had an abortion.

( I think everyone has family secrets. lol )

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 4:51pm

oh everyone does

whether they want to talk about them or notttt

stickymike on Jun 04 '06 at 4:54pm

My dad thinks Bush is a good president

hadaloo on Jun 04 '06 at 4:55pm

MY AUNT ELOPED WITH A LUMBERJACK ON MY BIRTHDAY.

hadaloo on Jun 04 '06 at 4:56pm

And we're all Catholic.

She Says So on Jun 04 '06 at 4:57pm

oh dear.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 4:57pm

HAHAAA

wonderful, hadaloo!

spacesick on Jun 04 '06 at 4:58pm

my entire family is black.

stickymike on Jun 04 '06 at 5:00pm

hahahahahaha

stickymike on Jun 04 '06 at 5:00pm

my grandpa once ran over an entire family of endangered indians....he never told anyone

stickymike on Jun 04 '06 at 5:01pm

ok that was a lie

Zalo on Jun 04 '06 at 5:03pm

i don't bother talking about my family much... and if i talk about something i tend to value it... yahhhh

i've lived in the same house my whole life and no one has moved out yet... i think it's up to me, so long as i get out

spacesick on Jun 04 '06 at 5:03pm

haha. indians.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:07pm

my family usually eats dinner in under 10 minutes.

EFDisaster on Jun 04 '06 at 5:08pm

after he divorced his first wife, my dad wasn't happy with his visitation or the way his ex was raising his kids, so he kidnapped them and ran off to Buffalo with his secretary ... and they had their own kid (guess who) and they all lived happily ever after.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:10pm

whoaaaaaaaaaaa

lookpolish on Jun 04 '06 at 5:10pm

My dad's side of the family is a bunch of yakuza.

My mom's side of the family is a bunch of country bumpkins.

I'm somewhere in between.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:11pm

yakuza?

spacesick on Jun 04 '06 at 5:12pm

I believe that's the japanese art of paper folding

landosamorm on Jun 04 '06 at 5:12pm

My whole family is Mormon... my mom is one of eight.

My grandpa remarried and my step-grandma is only like 5 years older than my oldest uncle.

My dad was adopted- otherwise I'd be Jewish by ethnicity (not religion because my 100% Jewish grandpa is a convert to Mormonism).

My uncle is not only a retina surgeon and loaded... but also a hardcore hunter with like state records and giant taxidermed animals all over his house. GIANT.

...that's about all I've got... Mormon keeps things pretty boring.

loserbeech on Jun 04 '06 at 5:13pm

My mam is about two months younger than my oldest step-brother.

That's pretty much all I've got.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:17pm

haha i once had a student teacher that was Morman.....

Morman's arent' entirely boring. they can be polygamists, after all!

landosamorm on Jun 04 '06 at 5:19pm

only break-off Mormons practice polygamy now. It is against mainstream Mormonism.

I've thought up some more...

I am in no way Japanese, however both my parents are fluent and they speak it when they don't want the kids to know what they are talking about.

Me and my also freakishly-white sister were raised in Japan for a few years... people there liked touching us

lookpolish on Jun 04 '06 at 5:20pm

Well, we're a naturally curious people.

hadaloo on Jun 04 '06 at 5:39pm

Momoz fo lyff. A mormon girl got knocked up at my school.

stickymike on Jun 04 '06 at 5:43pm

My uncles were tied to the mob, the uncle who I share a building with ran with Michael Spilatro, and my other uncle ran with Tony Spilatro back when they were kids....

If youve ever seen Casino, Michael and Tony are the guys who are beaten and buried alive in a cornfield at the end...

lenabeana on Jun 04 '06 at 5:48pm

my 'rents arent married

i wasn't planned

my sister was supposed to be a boy

my dad's older brother drowned while on acid but it was sort of suicide

my paternal gramma is a lesbian

my moms siblings dont really like me or my dad. their children (my cousins) could care less about us. except for my mom's twin and my mom's sister's kid who think im pretty swell

my parents did alot of drugs

and my mom had to wear a milwaukee brace (google it, plus now i wear a brace, too)

chisafer on Jun 04 '06 at 5:56pm

I don't have many weird family secrets, but my best friend of all time is a 30-year-old man.

vulcanhalfbreed on Jun 04 '06 at 5:56pm

My mother told me she used to go to nudist campgrounds when she was younger (after I told her I went to them sometimes).

Almost everyone on my mothers side of the family were or are photographers.

My grandmother was found on a doorstep and was raised by the woman who found her...we have no idea who my real greatgrandmother or grandfather is. That side of my family is a complete mystery.

My last name isn't actually my real last name, my father made up a new name and legaly changed it right before he married my mother (after some weirdo family drama that went down with my grandma). I'm thinking about changing it back.

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:56pm

ohh i forgot

my great aunt is a lesbian.

and my dad once helped the guy who invented gatorade get his broken down car off the road.

my dad got expelled from a Catholic school too. on purpose.

chisafer on Jun 04 '06 at 5:58pm

(im 15 by the way.)

vulcanhalfbreed on Jun 04 '06 at 5:58pm

I think my mother is a lesbian actually :p AND my two sisters....or they're at least queer (like me), but they're so involved with thier church they'd never do anything about it.

But..I SWEAR they're secret dykes :p

Haha.

lenabeana on Jun 04 '06 at 5:58pm

hah! your dad is neato, yellowsub

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:58pm

yea, that isn't creepy at all.....?

haha :]

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 5:59pm

haha my dad was one of those unbelievably smart yet crazy pot-smoking rebel kids

he got the highest SAT scores at Florida U ever also

lenabeana on Jun 04 '06 at 6:03pm

wow! good job to your dad!

chisafer on Jun 04 '06 at 6:04pm

inayellowsub, at 5:58pm on Jun 4, 2006

yea, that isn't creepy at all.....?

haha :]

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Are you talking about me or vulcanhhalfbreed?

inayellowsub on Jun 04 '06 at 6:08pm

you

but i was kidding

spacesick on Jun 04 '06 at 6:13pm

what does it mean, "queer"?

I bet it has something to do with bubble gum. I love bubble gum!

chisafer on Jun 04 '06 at 6:13pm

yeah, only you Threadless people know, and one other person (him, of course).

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