60s hippy = 80s yuppy
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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70% water
30% love
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Actually, the best defense is defence..
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Actually, the best defense is defense..
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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And they lived happily ever after-
THE END
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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autodidacts are doing it for themselves
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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awkward-ville!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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B side.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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beard: the facial cloaking device.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Belts: keeping pants up since the dawn of legs.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Coming soon on a T-shirt next to you!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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do banana atoms split?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Do not kill us.
If you kill us
- we die.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Do not kill us. If you kill us, we die.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Don't go chasing waterfalls
- they are very slippery
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Don't play with your food, it has feelings too!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Dont hate what you dont know - hate what you do know.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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down for maintenance
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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dressed to kilt
(on scottish pleated colors)
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Emule Killed the Napster
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Forgetaboutit!
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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forgive me, I thought you were someone attractive.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Fortune cookies - the edible future
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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freudian slips can be really awkward when you're in PUBIC
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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gimme a <br>
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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gimme all your honey in a paper bag (with bear holding a gun)
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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girls gone mild
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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go on, touch it, it's real cotton
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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good tips come to those who wait.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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growing older...now.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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gypsies stole my prom dress
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Hands: they really do come in handy
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Hats are levelheaded
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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highly unlikely
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Honestly, honesty in not always the best policy..
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I (razorblade) Emo
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I bet you won't remember reading this tomorrow morning
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't dink and dive
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I got thrown out of church for playing a sexual organ.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I have a thesauros and I am not abashed to adhibit it.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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I just came back from the laundry and boy am I wrung
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I ordered this lousy Tshirt, and all I got was this lousy Tshirt
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I wear my heart on my sleeve (on the sleeve on the shirt)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I would look better with a moustache
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'll take "things you cover your torso with" for $100
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm from Vulgaria
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If u dont dust
books they become a shadow of their former shelf
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you build it, it will get built.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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If you step on a pie, does that constitute a cake-walk?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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in case of emergency, break my heart.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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In Soviet Russia - Shirt Wears you!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man in invisible
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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insert witty pop-culture reference here
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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introverted nudist
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Let's all go to the lobby
- get ourselves some snacks!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go to my house and I'll play you some tunes on my acordion
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go to my place and I'll play you some tunes on my accordion
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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lose weight now, ask me for directions to the nearest jim!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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low case character
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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lying helps me impress other people
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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manipulating people is what I do best, as if you care..
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Merry Poppins stole my umbrella
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Moonwalk Champion 1987
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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my bandwidth is way wider than your bandwidth
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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my bandwith is wider than your bandwidth
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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My bionic canine ate my intergalactic homebase assignment
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My boobs are right here.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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My earthquake bring all the rocks to the yard
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My earthquake brings all the rocks to the yard
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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my name? I prefer to remain mysterious...
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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my prom dress got stolen by gypsies
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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my stairs don't reach the attick where the bats fly at night.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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myspacebookface
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Now close your eyes and think of a happy place..
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Oh, look, they finally found the missing link..
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Oscar Wilde is my sugar daddy.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Payback's a witch
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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pedestrians: keeping one foot in front of the other
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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pop culture reference
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Pros before cons
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Ram it like you're horny
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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reduced to laughter
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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rock out with your frock out
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizo
and so am I
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Save trees, Stop snoring.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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screw you guys, I'm moving to the moon!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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someone to look up too
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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sometimes, T-shirt sayings just stop sense middle in the making.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Stop snoring, save trees
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Striking Conversationalist
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Support my cause: wear a shirt.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Take a picture, it will last about 200 years, give or take.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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tardy people do it behind schedule
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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temporarily unemployed
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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the Beatles were ok
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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The future is made of cotton candy!
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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the good, the bad and the beautiful
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is from the near past
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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time machines are awsome
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Video Shooting can have fatal cosequences.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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wait, wait, I can explain!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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walk
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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we prefer to be called "zombified-Americans"
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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What is the sound of one hand clasping?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Who took my shoulder pads?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Why do girls in horror films always walk right into dark rooms?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Why regret now what you can deny in court later?
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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why won't you just f-f-f-fade away?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Will you be my Frankenstein?
<3
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Worn out and comfortable
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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yo mama, etc.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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you ain't nothing but a groundhog
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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you must be this tall to read my shirt
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You're cute when you read..
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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