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I put the E in Awsome!
aka Elizabeth is a 21.23 year old girl, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 930 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53.
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Bubbly water is fancy water
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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sly is to fox as delicate is to (a)flower (b)mama's boy (c)china
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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So in essence, without complexity, in the most simplistic way, hi
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Bald people save more water
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Smoking is f*cking gross!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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What happened to free love?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I let my mustache do the talking for me
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Beer+pool party+wet t-shirt contest+bikinis= Grandma's birthday
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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So in essence, in the most simplistic way, without complexity, hi
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Duck and cover, the only protection from a nuclear explosion
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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my mom thinks that I'm pretty
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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yo no entiendo inglés
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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school is a hindrance on my learning
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus' trick for walking on water: stilts
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You think you've had a rough day? I got dropped kicked in my face
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I'm shallow, that's why I stick to the kiddie pool
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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emo: an excuse to wear small pants
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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glasses make reading look sexy
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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To demonstrate his strength he broke a pencil with his bare hands
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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COFFEE! you can sleep when you're dead
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
clouds are just places for stars to play hide and seek in
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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clouds: a natural high
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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earthquakes are just as fun as tornados
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I don't do guys who wear smaller pants than me
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not worried...I've got this kid whipped
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Looking for: a nice girl who doesn't mind living with my parents
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Tall tees are an injustice to the cold
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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We are today's generation...how do you want to be labeled ?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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what did the carrot say when he was assulted? "what no pepper?"
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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