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Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man aka Malcolm D. is a 22.67 year old boy, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 4340 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40.
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  Dec 11 '09 by Malcolm Man        13 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
This is not yet about Dom's penis.


My toe has been red and swollen for the last couple days for no apparent reason. it's itchy and about twice it's normal size.

I think I may have been attacked by a spider whilst I slept...maybe.

What should I do to it? I already tried black magic.
  Dec 09 '09 by Malcolm Man        143 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I've had a few friends recently state that 'people do not change'.

This statement always bothered me a little bit. I mean, maybe there's a point that one reaches in his life when he he has settled in his identity and who he thinks he is as a person in society.

However, I think people change all the time. I think it can happen over a life time, or in an instant.

If people didn't change, wouldn't that make all of theology, semantics, philosophy meaningless? Wouldn't it just be a pointless exercise?

When someone says that 'people don't change', I think what they really mean is something like, 'people don't change into what I want them to be', or 'people don't change as quickly as I'd like them to'.

Or, maybe people don't change. Maybe people only feign change in an attempt to appease someone or something.

discuss...
  Dec 08 '09 by Malcolm Man        34 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
so, I opened my old laptop this morning and the screen didn't light up. Basically, I can see the screen if I look really hard in just the right light. It's old, and I don't know if it's worth getting it fixed or even if it can be fixed.

Anyone have any experience with this kind of thing?

I'm thinking of just pawning it off on craigslist at this point.

  Dec 07 '09 by Malcolm Man        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
yeah, my parents effed up their computer again.

Awhile ago I posted a virus blog and someone (prolly Brian) recommended this site that diagnosis your computer for free and tells you what apps to run until it's clean.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?
  Dec 04 '09 by Malcolm Man        63 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Any raw foodies out there?

I've been a vegetarian for about 4 years and recently decided that I'd give the raw food diet a try. I've been at it for about a week and am really loving it. I feel really good and the food is satisfying.

Breakfast: Fresh apples with a blended date dip.
  Dec 02 '09 by Malcolm Man        65 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
So, I co-own a production company with my business partner. I am in the process of buying him out which means I'll own everything and will also be starting a new company.

We mainly do commercial production but dabble in some print on the side.

Our old company was called Stroop Effect Studios


So, now I need help coming up with a new name. My brother and I have been tossing around a few ideas.

Maybe Kite Flyer Productions, Dream Kite Studios (maybe too whimsical)...I dunno. Something light and magical...maybe.

What'd be a cool name for a production company?

Rolf came up with the last name and I bought him a shirt. I'll do the same for anyone who can come up with a name that I like.
  Dec 01 '09 by Malcolm Man        11 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I'm going to an ugly sweater party in a few weeks and need to find sometihng to wear. Basically, I need to find a hipster, beat him up and steal his clothes.

Assist me?

  Nov 28 '09 by Malcolm Man        19 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

Had to use the Donnie Darko vid being that the actual vid is embedded disabled (what's the fucking point of that?!).



I wants more 80's tuuuuneees
  Nov 28 '09 by Malcolm Man        12 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
haven't been around for a bit.

what's happening?

  Nov 21 '09 by Malcolm Man        77 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
of people that one sleeps with in one's life?

I was thinking about this today. My guess was about 15-20.

Google says the average American has sex 85 times a year. I couldn't find a number on people that you sleep with.

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