haven't been around for a bit.

what's happening?

of people that one sleeps with in one's life?

I was thinking about this today. My guess was about 15-20.

Google says the average American has sex 85 times a year. I couldn't find a number on people that you sleep with.

Who provides your internet?

I've been acquiring my internet from the coffee shop that I live above. This works alright most of the time. It can, however, be very slow. I'm starting to think that I should actually start paying for the interweb.

Last night I believe you had soemthing you wished to ask me. Unfortunately, I was in an impaired state. I am, however feeling much better and ready to answer any question to the best of my ability.

Feel free to ask here or IM me.

When your douche bag business partner says that he needs to record something extra early the next morning, so you wake up extra early only to recieve a call in which he says that his throat is too sore and that he can't record BUT you can clearly tell that he is still at home from the sound of his fucking dogs in the back ground and that the fat fuck probably just over slept!!!!!!!

*takes a furious nap*

that you just did?

I often forget whether or not I brushed my teeth or took my pills or called someone straight after I just finished doing it.

It's troublesome.

With this girl's voice. She sounds like Bjork. And she knows origami?

*dies*

I've been really jonesing for a pair as of late.

Ladies, where do you fall? Suspenders good or bad?

that means post-dinner or post meal.

I can't quite remember it and it'd be really handy right now.

Anyone?

in the morning.

So far, I've had

tea
Granola with yogurt
apple
tea
apple
3 eggs
toast
tea
glass of soy milk

I consumed these foods from 8:00 - 10:00 am.

I am definitely a breakfast man. I could eat three more eggs right now, but I know that I shouldn't. I usually have light lunches.