When your douche bag business partner says that he needs to record something extra early the next morning, so you wake up extra early only to recieve a call in which he says that his throat is too sore and that he can't record BUT you can clearly tell that he is still at home from the sound of his fucking dogs in the back ground and that the fat fuck probably just over slept!!!!!!!

*takes a furious nap*

that you just did?

I often forget whether or not I brushed my teeth or took my pills or called someone straight after I just finished doing it.

It's troublesome.

With this girl's voice. She sounds like Bjork. And she knows origami?

*dies*

I've been really jonesing for a pair as of late.

Ladies, where do you fall? Suspenders good or bad?

that means post-dinner or post meal.

I can't quite remember it and it'd be really handy right now.

Anyone?

in the morning.

So far, I've had

tea
Granola with yogurt
apple
tea
apple
3 eggs
toast
tea
glass of soy milk

I consumed these foods from 8:00 - 10:00 am.

I am definitely a breakfast man. I could eat three more eggs right now, but I know that I shouldn't. I usually have light lunches.

Is the best cake. List your favorite variation.




holy fuck is that even real? ^^^^^^

It's not the best lamp ever. I may make a better lamp in the future. For the time being, I just stuffed christmas lights inside of it.







That is all.

I have no ideas. It seems like there are some movies out that I wanted to see, but I can't remember any for the life of me.

I've been making a lot of soups lately. Last night I made a coconut curry soup. I think I need to mix it up a little though.

I'm thinking maybe a quiche? I dunno. I need ideas.