Profile for Malcolm Man - Stop posting nudes.

Malcolm Man aka Malcolm D. is a 22.64 year old boy, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 4293 submissions, giving an average score of 3.41.

AIM: malcsalot

Nov 09 '09 by Malcolm Man

34 Comments

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Stop posting nudes.

The end.

littlem on Nov 09 '09 at 9:24pm

nude nuances

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 9:27pm

Ellen 'stands up' to Oprah

Steve The Great on Nov 09 '09 at 9:30pm

oh. yeah. alright.

Steve The Great on Nov 09 '09 at 9:30pm

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 9:35pm

is that the "Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEE" guy?

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 10:04pm

let's get nekeed.

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 10:05pm

:^0

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:26pm

but... no one will ever look at my art again if I stop :(

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:26pm

also, is that thing with huge ears on the side supposed to look like it has a horse dong coming out of its mouth?

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 10:29pm

eww

Krimson on Nov 09 '09 at 10:29pm

I'd stop posting nude pics, but all I own are threadless tees, no other clothing.

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:29pm

I mean, I love it, actually. It's just kinda reminiscent of that.

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 10:29pm

I'm not sure Margo. Just accept it.

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 10:29pm

She accepts it.

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:30pm

I already did. Joyfully, even.

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:30pm

hahahaha

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '09 at 10:30pm

I can't help it.

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 10:31pm

oh man, oh man...

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 10:32pm

I will not accept horse dong. Ever.

Maybe.

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 10:33pm

You should see one in person. They're phenomenal.

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:37pm

The best.

And always unexpected. I actually like the spanish word for that better... "inesperado"... way more whimsical.

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 10:38pm

As a kid, my sister and I would spend our days in the summer at a relative's home. She had goats, donkeys, and horses.

I've seen one in person. Up close. It was like...right there. I remember.....

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 10:39pm

No one expects the horse dong.

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 10:40pm

bygrinstow on Nov 09 '09 at 10:41pm

I'm watching this blog, just so I can get back to the mesmerizing gifs later...

Khol on Nov 09 '09 at 10:43pm

My privacy settings are so strict that none of you can ever see my ~~n00ds~~ face.

Khol on Nov 09 '09 at 10:43pm

Aw, dammit. They never did fix that delete HTML thingy did they?
Shoot.

kevinwells on Nov 09 '09 at 11:01pm

NOODS FACE

Hi Khol :)

Malcolm Man on Nov 09 '09 at 11:02pm

I have seen Khol's nude face. It gave me a horse sized...

Never mind.

SuperRyan on Nov 09 '09 at 11:07pm

:^O

kevinwells on Nov 09 '09 at 11:08pm

when i read malcolm's sentence my mind filled in the blank with the word "horse"

as in, "it gave me a horse sized.... horse"

and i thought "well yeah, how could a horse not be horse sized?"

margolove on Nov 09 '09 at 11:08pm

ahahahaha

too bad it was this horse: