Profile for Malcolm Man

Malcolm Man aka Malcolm D. is a 22.69 year old boy, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 4363 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40.

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Nov 04 '09 by Malcolm Man

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ROLL CALL

Who's awake at this ungodly hour and why?

I woke up at 2:00am and haven't been able to fall back asleep. I finally got up and made some eggs and toast.

staffell on Nov 04 '09 at 6:08am

I am, because it's midday for me.

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:10am

what a bastard.

C'mon! I know there are more people awake!

mullmuggins on Nov 04 '09 at 6:14am

You just need to live on British time. Go and get some lunch!

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:15am

*resists British authority*

d3d on Nov 04 '09 at 6:25am

i'm here but barely paying attention. it's almost midnight.

mullmuggins on Nov 04 '09 at 6:25am

You can try to resist, but your body clock clearly wants you to be British. Why fight it?

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:27am

Will this mean that my teeth are going to start growing in every which way?

C'mon Leon. You're better than that.

The Amazing Fracturedpope on Nov 04 '09 at 6:28am

We are THE BRITISH.

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:29am

Fuck, the wee hours appear to be the time of the British invasion.

mullmuggins on Nov 04 '09 at 6:29am

Yes, your teeth will be out of control. But you will get very good at queueing and making tea.

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:31am

Will I be able to woo women with my pretentious accent, tight trousers and crooked smile?

Phiffer on Nov 04 '09 at 6:34am

Work starts in an hour. Ive been up for 30 minutes

The Amazing Fracturedpope on Nov 04 '09 at 6:35am

My accent is hot, baby.

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:35am

where do you live, Adam?

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:36am

I'd reckon that your large yellow head is hotter than your accent.

mullmuggins on Nov 04 '09 at 6:39am

Yes, you will develop the Hugh Grant effect. Women will fall at your feet, overwhelmed by your slightly awkward charm (this may not be true).

squatterjohn on Nov 04 '09 at 6:41am

I'm up, maybe I should be in bed.

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:49am

Bed is fo suckas.

applesforjonah on Nov 04 '09 at 6:50am

You're up early Malcolm. I've been at work, that's why I'm up at this horrible time.

Phiffer on Nov 04 '09 at 6:50am

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 6:35am
where do you live, Adam?

Petrolia Ontario

applesforjonah on Nov 04 '09 at 6:51am

And BTW, this is awesomely creepy.

radiostaticstar on Nov 04 '09 at 7:18am

i'm wide awake about an hour early or so, but i haven't really been asleep.
save for the 3 hours i passed out while catching up with my dvr.
i have to be up at 6 to give the dogs their meds,
go next door & get my mom all set up for the day & get dad off to work.

i'm likely to get a nap in later...

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 7:22am

I see, I see.

SuperRyan on Nov 04 '09 at 7:28am

hey

Steve The Great on Nov 04 '09 at 7:35am

it's 8:35. I wake up at 8:00 to get ready for schoolio

stubby43 on Nov 04 '09 at 7:44am

I am also awake, but about to go to sleep, yay for working double shifts!

Malcolm Man on Nov 04 '09 at 7:48am

interesting. I've always wondered how early people wake up before they need to, i.e. if you need to be somewhere at 8:00 am, how early will you awake. Personally, I always wake up two hours before I need to.

taz-pie on Nov 04 '09 at 7:52am

two hours! no way, i am still sleeping baby. i wake up with 30mins to go.

SuperRyan on Nov 04 '09 at 7:53am

I have to leave for school at 10:30. I woke up at 6:48.

I don't know why.

Well, at least this way I can watch Fresh Prince reruns.

stubby43 on Nov 04 '09 at 10:41am

I tend to wake up between an hour to 45 minutes before I have to leave.

shirtflirt on Nov 04 '09 at 10:43am

nasty dude

it's northern california you should be able to fall off your longboard and land in an oz of weed

TheInfamousBaka on Nov 04 '09 at 10:46am

SuperRyan on Nov 04 '09 at 7:53am
I have to leave for school at 10:30. I woke up at 6:48.

I don't know why.

Well, at least this way I can watch Fresh Prince reruns.

That's the best reason to get up early that I can think of.

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