Profile for Malcolm Man - Thanks folks! Amilia wins.

Malcolm Man aka Malcolm D. is a 22.67 year old boy, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 4340 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40.

AIM: malcsalot

Jul 02 '09 by Malcolm Man

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Thanks folks! Amilia wins.

Yeah, yeah. ZERO days left.

2.76. Not too bad.

Never Bring a Cane Sword To An Umbrella Gun Fight - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

the warriors:

Nichole - 4.10
Kim456 - 3.12
Puterboy - 3.06
adorablepancreas - 3.05
Nathan - 3.03
Becca - 3.02
Ann - 3.00
Krimson - 2.99
Nasmo - 2.97
Marbs - 2.95
Anna - 2.93
Jeff - 2.91
jess4002 - 2.89
Brian - 2.87
DeeAnne - 2.85
mgill52 - 2.84
NiNTH WHEEL - 2.82
James - 2.83
She Dances On - 2.78
goliath72 - 2.72
pmolick - 2.71
Tiffany 2.70
Tess - 2.69
Mike - 2.66
belekas - 2.64
YtFeLMi - 2.52

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canceromega on Jul 02 '09 at 3:07pm

2.93
Good lucks! I really want this to print.

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 3:13pm

You are best.

canceromega on Jul 02 '09 at 3:14pm

Bitches don't even know how good of a contest this is. MOAR GUESSES, PEOPLE.

jeffreyg on Jul 02 '09 at 3:15pm

im gonna say 2.91

tracerbullet on Jul 02 '09 at 3:15pm

2.87

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 02 '09 at 3:16pm

2.85

nasmo on Jul 02 '09 at 3:18pm

2.97

chanonista on Jul 02 '09 at 3:21pm

2.98

Jellyes on Jul 02 '09 at 3:21pm

2.83

THIS BETTER PRINT
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY SCORE 2.83
SO I CAN CUT UP SOME UMBRELLA GUNS

She Dances On on Jul 02 '09 at 3:21pm

2.78! But I scored it otherwise. :D

shakethesheets on Jul 02 '09 at 3:24pm

holy shit, a real cane sword!

3.02

good luck good luck good luck!

Tess Fondie on Jul 02 '09 at 3:25pm

2.69

canceromega on Jul 02 '09 at 3:27pm

So I'm bored, and I looked up cane swords, and holy shit, LOOK AT THIS CANE SWORD. IT HAS A HIDDEN FLASK. WIN.

nasmo on Jul 02 '09 at 3:28pm

Wait, so it's a sword that you drink alcohol from?

That seems dangerous.

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 3:31pm

I think that one only has a flask and no blade.

I think a blade would be cooler.

canceromega on Jul 02 '09 at 3:31pm

That seems dangerous.

Dangerously on the verge of making your head explode from too much awesome.

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 3:33pm

My brother has a cane with a hidden flask. It smells like the weed plant.

canceromega on Jul 02 '09 at 3:33pm

Aw, there is no blade. But just think about all the places you could get drunk in. Elementary schools, churches, the possibilities are endless!

YtFeLMi on Jul 02 '09 at 3:34pm

2.52 - I hope it does better, though. That sword is slick!

TheInfamousBaka on Jul 02 '09 at 3:35pm

2.7

Though I gave it a hefty $5. :)

jess4002 on Jul 02 '09 at 3:40pm

2.89

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 3:41pm

Thanks Tiffany. Your last sub was pretty sweet too.

I think it'll prolly print.

nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Jul 02 '09 at 3:43pm

3.03!

mike bautista on Jul 02 '09 at 3:50pm

2.66

I'd rather you give the winner an umbrella gun.

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 3:54pm

hmmm...I don't know if it'd be legal for me to ship such a thing.

However, possible alternate prize?

mike bautista on Jul 02 '09 at 3:55pm

Any kind of object that only a gentleman would kill a lesser man with.

mike bautista on Jul 02 '09 at 3:56pm

You should give the winner a small briefcase with a single glove inside. So when the opportunity strikes, they take it out, put the glove on, slip it off and slap the person they want to duel with.

Malcolm Man on Jul 02 '09 at 4:29pm

that's another option.