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Malcolm Man aka Malcolm D. is a 21.39 year old boy, has been a member since December 23, 2005, has scored 1584 submissions, giving an average score of 4.37.

Jul 25 '08 by Malcolm Man

27 Comments

Watch this

BRIAN and CHRIS!!!!!

And anyone else that loves the X-Files as much as a good butt clench, COME ON IN!

Who's going tonight??!?!?!?!

wat?!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:23pm

Where the hell is everyone?! watching the movie already?

againstbound on Jul 25 '08 at 6:25pm

First time I heard about this, I might go watch it when it gets here.

Also, who's Chris?

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:27pm

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS?

You are dead to me.

Who is John Gault?

againstbound on Jul 25 '08 at 6:30pm

Well I'm not a sci-fi freak.

There, I said it.

againstbound on Jul 25 '08 at 6:32pm

Also, who are you to talk? I haven't heard abot this movie that's just coming out, but you have not seen the marvel that is A Clockwork Orange, that has been around for almost 30 years.

Just imagine it says Malcolm instead of Susan.

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:33pm

But...but...you look so much like Klingon!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:34pm

Oh...snap. I hate it when rubber-clad muscular super heros slap me!

JW on Jul 25 '08 at 6:35pm

I love the X Files!!! Im gonna have to wait a week thoughas its not out here until 1st of August i think?? The Duchovny teapot photo is totally unecessary btw (i wonder how he got it stuck down there)!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:37pm

JW, I'm glad to hear you hold the fervorish love for the X-Files.

This blog is about anything but what is necessary.

courtney pie on Jul 25 '08 at 6:39pm

brian and chris?!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:40pm

I actually hate that show.

courtney pie on Jul 25 '08 at 6:48pm

sorry, i was just teasin'.

tell me if X-Files is good without spoilers! i want to see it SO bad!

JW on Jul 25 '08 at 6:50pm

me too, me too!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:51pm

Once I see it, I shall tell you.

However, I may be an unreliable source for a credible review being that I don't think it's possible for any X-Files movie to be bad.

courtney pie on Jul 25 '08 at 6:55pm

nor do i sir. bring on the bias opinions!

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 6:57pm

*Hi fives Courtney

courtney pie on Jul 25 '08 at 7:06pm

dude. i totally had epis on VHS and the 1st movie. and 2 copies of that mag where gillian is licking the side of davids face.

X-Files is in my top 10 for sure

Malcolm Man on Jul 25 '08 at 8:24pm

*Wants o Marry Courtney.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 25 '08 at 11:34pm

Damn. What I wouldn't give to have Gillian Anderson's naked tas pressed against me like that. . .

SnakeMan on Jul 25 '08 at 11:36pm

two dollars at least.

kayceislost on Jul 25 '08 at 11:37pm

omfg i forgot your movies both came out recently, x files AND dark knight, my my, you've been a busy boy!

get it? cause you look like bale and duchovny? GET IT?

no? ok fine.

SnakeMan on Jul 25 '08 at 11:38pm

kayce, be at omair's by 10.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 25 '08 at 11:38pm

WTF?! Now that I'm not going Kayce is going?!

kayceislost on Jul 25 '08 at 11:40pm

dude, dont you fret chris - i work a double tomorrow. so unless the place is going to magically reappear in front of omairs, im not going to make it.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 25 '08 at 11:44pm

Good. Because if others get to enjoy Kayce whilst I do not, I will sit down on the floor and throw a temper tantrum.

Do you hear?

A temper tantrum.

kayceislost on Jul 25 '08 at 11:46pm

they have paperkayce though. will you throw a temper tantrum that involves... papercuts in some way?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 25 '08 at 11:48pm

My temper tantrums usually just involve high pitched screeching and nail-clawing.