well one night i was really stoned, sittting on the roof of my friends block of flats. next thing this police helicopter comes outta nowhere and puts its searchlight on us!



so we split (paranoia kicking in big time), and run away down the street. the fucking helicopter chases us down the street.



we werent arrested for anything, but it was bloody scary.

I was about to be...but my friend told me to run, so I did.



Luckily, they were busting a party, so they had other things to do then chase me.



Most badass thing I have ever done.

nope, and they never found the body, either

Yep. only for weed possession though. And I was pretty young.

ben! i am shocked! :O

I don't smoke weed anymore Brian!! That was like 9 years ago

you were such a rebel back then, all breakin' the law

nope but i almost came close today. me and my friends always sort of trick the ttc system. he has a pass and i don't so we swipe it and both go through the turn style all squished.



but today we got stuck! it squashed my book bag and i had to pull on it so hard we were so stuck but then we jumped out and walked down the stairs to the subway landing and the security guard was just coming up! almost died from laughing. was totally like, 10 seconds away from jail or the very least a 3000$ fine. fuck.



haha. i should probably not do that anymore, but it's so alluring.

haha I was a little punk

punk lyfe.

naw but I've run from the cops before

My best friend was.



She had bounced a check in another city and spent the night in jail.



The check was like for 3 dollars.

i also almost got kicked out of an art museum once from touching the statues. that was kinda cop related..

I have not been arrested, but my boyfriend was. I had to drive 100 miles round trip to pick him up at 1am. We never speak of it.

man i'd be so embarassed if i ever got arrested. my dad's a copper :(

i used to ride a cop car to highschool. i was so cool, mann.

I was driving home from Charlotte to Greensboro one night (like a Tuesday or something) and I had a headlight out. I got pulled by a State Trooper who was very excited about doing his job.



It turns out I was late on paying off a fine (old registration) and so he decided to "take me to the station" so I could "sign a promise to appear (pay the fine)" and then I could "be on my way".



Well, the closest station was the Davidson County Sheriff's Office, about 35 minutes away in the middle of nowhere. By the time we got there it was 11:45ish, and the Magistrate leaves at 11:30. Since he wouldn't be back until the morning, my only choices were to bond out or stay the night.



I called my friend John to come get me (a 45 minute drive) and when he got there, it turned out the bond was $450. Fuck, the fine I owed was only like 60 bucks. John went to get cash, and It turnd out he could only get $300 a day from the ATM. He tried calling a bondsman, but nobody would come out at that time of night for a $450 bond (they get 15%). He said he'd be back in the morning.



I was then processed (apparently they don't let you stay in the holding cell all night unless you're drunk) and stuck in a block with 31 other people. Shitfuck.



When everyone got up in the morning, we were talking over "breakfast" about what everyone was in for. Most guys were like "domestic battery", "robbed a store", "stole a car", things like that.



Me: "I had a headlight out". :-/



After all was said and done, I didn't get out until after noon.



If you've never heard of it, Davidson County had a sheriff at the time, Gerald Hege, who was notorious for being overzealous at fighting crime. He had a TV show, Inside Cell Block F that showcased his tough approach to, well, everything. He later resigned/got canned amid scandal. He's off probation and running for sheriff again. Great.

it would be sort of cool to meet all those dudes in the holding cells though. i mean, i guess not for a woman, but it's an interesting thing to have experienced.

i got arrested one night when i was working as a roadie. i drove a suspicious criminal looking car anyway and at 3am when you're the only one on the road you attract prowling policemen. we pulled in to a service station for something and a cop pulled in behind us, causing the lead singer in the back seat to drop a gram of weed on the floor rather than be caught with it on him. the cop decided he wanted to randomly search the car, found it, and arrested the three of us, but then the third guy who wasn't responsible for it suddenly decided to take the wrap and said it was his so the guilty guy and i were released.

For all the shit they had done, they were mostly pretty cool.

what happened to the dude?

holy crap, ethan, that's ridiculous

i don't think there are that many 'bad people' in the world, just normal people who do stupid shit...

i was put in the back of a police car and frisked because i match the description of an armed robber, until it was all sorted out.

well here is my story, (hopefully it wont be the worst :S) Anyhow my dad found out that my mum was cheating so we went to this pub that the dude ran and after having a few drinks he came down to the bar, basically we beat him down and some other dude joined in and he went after my dad

so I hit a load of times till he was bleeding and he fucked off, anyway the police came after that and arested my dad and his friend and I ran off. I got home avoiding roads and stuff and did pretty wella voiding police however my mum told the police where I was and I got arrested but I got off pretty lightly cus I said it was self defense and I was just scared.

hahahaha jeez. brits are hardcore.

the dude got grilled for two hours over where the weed came from, said he just bought it from some stranger on the street, and was released with a fine of a couple of hundred bucks. the reason he'd put his hand up to take responsibility was that he'd read in the paper that morning that weed had been decriminalised in his suburb, so he knew he wouldn't get a record for it. i still think the other guy was a complete tool for letting his best friend take it for him.

hope the guilty dude paid that fee. :(

i lied to a cop, telling him i saw a kidnapping.





i was 6 though

I got arrested for threating to cut a barmans nose off.

That's the last time I mess around with Randyotter's mum.



I got in a fight when I was 19, that just kept going, and eventually the police came and arrested all parties involved.



I had to go to court, pay for a lawyer, pay a fine, community service, and 6 months probation.



I almost got into a fight at the pub the other night, but I thought about how shitty that experience was, and I chill-axed. Robotwaste hates fighting.

yep



attempted braking and entering when I was 16 its quite a long story and I can't be arsed to tell it all, we used to skate in an abandoned building and the last time we went it wasn't so abandoned any more, a security guard called the filth and we got arrested, spent about 2 hours in a cell finger prints mug shot and a 3 year caution.

i've been searched a few times but never arrested.



but holy crap, i have a headlight out on my car and now ethan's story has me scared.

Advice: go ahead and replace them both.

i imagine a lot of pretty young girls get searched for no good reason

Yea. Possession of weed.

I was like 16. It was stupid.

My friend's Dad was pistol whipped by an armed robber. He hit the guy so hard that he later died in the police cells. I still can't believe that happened.

wait who died?

Nope, but I did once get a citation for jaywalking.



That's pretty much the extent of my criminal career.

The robber. I should have said that my friend's dad hit the "back" so hard that he died.

needs more people like ur friends dad tbh

I was not arrested, but did have to go to court on charge of falsifying documents.



What happened was this:



I was living in a students house, but was not actually studying anymore. My roomates wanted to go to a party only students could get into. So we scanned a students card, photoshopped my face into it, and printed it on normal paper.



I though it looked really funny to have this piece of crap paper in my wallet that said i was studying BioChemistry.

So i kept it for laughs.

6 months later i lost my bag, it was found and taken to university to see if they could track the owner.



They found the print.



...

I got a PAULA (possession of alcohol under legal age) a couple years ago. they didn't really cuff me or anything, just gave me a nice $300 fine

i haven't been arrested yet

I did get cuffed and stuck in a police car once that scared me shitless. I was driving outside UNC-G campus, but in an area that campus police still patrol. I got pulled for my registration (the one I still owed from above) and following the law I set my pistol on the dashboard, in plain view.



The cop was cool about it, asked to hold it during the stop, and went about writing the ticket. A few seconds later two more campus cops show up, and I am taken out and cuffed for having a stolen firearm. I had oned it for like 5 years at that point, and I bought it from a police distributor.



While in the car I can see the screen, and see that it had come back as a missing chrome Colt .45:







This is my gun:







It turns out they'd only run part of the serial #, and it came back as a "close match".



They apologized profusely.

You were just driving around with a gun? You really are from the south.

It likes to hang its head out the window...

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune Ethan but this

When everyone got up in the morning, we were talking over "breakfast" about what everyone was in for. Most guys were like "domestic battery", "robbed a store", "stole a car", things like that.



Me: "I had a headlight out". :-/



made me realol.



I haven't been arrested but when I was 15 , I got really really drunk at a party in the park , so drunk that I still don't remember what happened that night.



One minute I was convincing some guy at the store to buy me and my friends a bottle of Black Jack bourbon , which we started to drink straight out of the bottle . The next thing I knew me and my friend were being driven home about 4 hours later by the police ,absolutely legless.

I somehow managed to convince the police to drop my friend at my house because her step dad would kill her . So she didn't get into trouble and I got grounded for a month.



My daughter is 15 in only 9 years... I know I am going to be getting a taste of my own medicine before too long.