captain kapow aka Joe is a 34.18 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2005, has scored 4 submissions, giving an average score of 5.00, helping 1 designs get printed.

HAYA!!

I AM INVISIBLE!!!!

Torakamikaze on May 01 '08 at 3:07pm

lols.

WIN.

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:07pm

man o man that woman has a big pie hole

hi kapow

Torakamikaze on May 01 '08 at 3:08pm

oh... i mean,

why are you posting under captain kapow?

who the hell are you?

courtney pie on May 01 '08 at 3:08pm

did someone say pie?

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:08pm

IFAIL

Polyester Jones on May 01 '08 at 3:08pm

is that alanis?

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:09pm

beaver's intuition

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:09pm

A traffic jam when youre already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

FRICKINAWESOME on May 01 '08 at 3:10pm

This is just as ironic as all the other unironic things in that song!

Hey Kapow! Your mega-morphing skillz are quite impressive!

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:10pm

HAYA CB!

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:11pm

kapowee baby

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:11pm

IN

COG

NEATO

marblecargirl on May 01 '08 at 3:11pm

ZOMG IT'S KAPOW!

Torakamikaze on May 01 '08 at 3:12pm

Mr Play-it-safe was afraid to fly

He packed his soooooooooooootcase

kissed his kids goodbyeye

courtney pie on May 01 '08 at 3:12pm

ZOMG ITS MARBS!

Torakamikaze on May 01 '08 at 3:12pm

He waited his whole damn life

to take that flight

and as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isnt this nice"

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:13pm

And isnt it ironic... dont you think?

A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

FRICKINAWESOME on May 01 '08 at 3:15pm

oh for fuck's sake!

FRICKINAWESOME on May 01 '08 at 3:16pm

I despise people who think singing everything like an American Idol contestant an going insane on EVERY FUCKING inflection is the proper way to sing.

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:16pm

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

cut and payyayyyste the lyrriccss

courtney pie on May 01 '08 at 3:16pm

evan you are fired. idk what that is. as i have the volume on so i can hear my Gretchen Wilson.

but you are nontheless FIRED

courtney pie on May 01 '08 at 3:17pm

*my volume on

*youtube volume OFF

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:17pm

agreed Eric! and don't forget the wobble of the head and neck...

very important.

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:18pm

eric? Where did that come from.

Evan.

mezo on May 01 '08 at 3:21pm

She polished Dave Coulier's knob.

In a theater.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 01 '08 at 3:21pm

hahahah, people ALWAYS call me Eric, but not usually when they SEE MY NAME when talking to me! lol. Ah yes, the chicken head wobble always makes me start to vomit unless i change the channel too quickly.

Courtney, donut fire me! I can do all kinds of other fun things!

*grabs hat and cane and does a vaudeville act*

Torakamikaze on May 01 '08 at 3:22pm

YOU! YOU! YOU!

OUGHTA KNOW!

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:24pm

she did a good job too -

I can see my reflection

marblecargirl on May 01 '08 at 3:25pm

Somewhere there is a tape of me karaokeing Ironic.

I really hope that I find it before it ends up in the wrong hands... like Evan's.

canadianbeaver on May 01 '08 at 3:25pm

that's some knob you got the Kapow

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:26pm

see how its ribbed CB

chelly on May 01 '08 at 3:33pm

cross reference bloggie song w/ a twist of mistaken identy ftw

captain kapow on May 01 '08 at 3:33pm

the tangled webs we weave

223 days later

marblecargirl on Dec 10 '08 at 4:53pm

stillolz

chelly on Dec 10 '08 at 7:02pm

haha

Steelplate on Dec 10 '08 at 7:12pm

What the hell is wrong with that chick in that vid? I particularly enjoy the self portrait of her on the back wall.

courtney pie on Dec 10 '08 at 7:18pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYA!!!!

captain kapow on Dec 10 '08 at 7:22pm

I forgot all about this

isn't that ironic

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