Profile for dyno - [pers] I can't make this sh*t up

dyno aka Ms. Dynomite is a girl, has been a member since December 22, 2005, has scored 964 submissions, giving an average score of 2.02.

Jun 20 '06 by dyno

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[pers] I can't make this sh*t up

ok, so I'm cooking dinner: pasta and sauce. I'm wearing my comfy clothes, which includes a tank top that happens to not entirely cover my belly. I lift the lid to the sauce pot to stir it, and apparently some kind of pressure built up in the pot and .... WHAM! SPLAT!...OW! FUCK!... scalding hot sauce explodes everywhere, splashing across my arms and middle. the freakin stuff didn't just burn my skin, it actually BLISTERED my skin. that's right, I have burn blisters all over my wrists and stomach. WTF. I seriously can't make this stuff up. fucking ow.

juliejeremiah on Jun 20 '06 at 12:48am

That sucks. Spaghetti sauce is a threat to national security!

trotsky on Jun 20 '06 at 12:50am

agreed^

also, i was in tucson last week.

pamandy7210 on Jun 20 '06 at 12:51am

that's painful. you should wear body armor when you cook.

bananaphone on Jun 20 '06 at 1:05am

hope you ran some cold water over it.

d3d on Jun 20 '06 at 1:09am

photos?

theperk on Jun 20 '06 at 1:11am

u should've been wearing those wrist/arm things that you make and sell

dyno on Jun 20 '06 at 11:05am

theperk,
omg! you're right. that'll be the new selling angle: protect yourself while cooking. *L*

bananaphone
I was so surprised and pissed off at first that I just stood there staring at it and yelling. then it occurred to me to wipe off the sauce. *L* It covered everything in aloe immediately and when my bf came home he got me all bandaged up. only 2 spots look like they blistered badly.

trotsky
how did you like tucson?

adam antium on Jun 20 '06 at 11:07am

gosh! that sucks!...
happy you didn't hurt.
there's a poltergeist there, dyno!... :D
*smacks forehead*

theperk on Jun 20 '06 at 11:13am

wait you're from tucson dyno? i go to u of a

kidaro on Jun 20 '06 at 11:26am

That's why I hardly ever cook... No wait, it's because I'm lazy.

phones on Jun 20 '06 at 11:30am

zouch!

stingerstyler on Jun 20 '06 at 11:31am

ouch! that must have hurt, dyno. wishing you all the best and a quick recovery!

The Bravery on Jun 21 '06 at 6:27am

Ooch, sounds awful, scalding is nasty. Blisters even, that's like second degree stuff. Good luck healing!

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