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toastburner
aka Shem Greenwood is a boy, has been a member since December 21, 2005, has scored 1116 submissions, giving an average score of 3.03.
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Death: still the best cure for acne.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Bulletproof shirt
(if the bullets are moving really slowly)
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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If I die wearing this shirt, that wizard owes me $20
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Muffins are just uptight cupcakes.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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bigfoot, the tooth fairy, funny female stand-up comedians...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Corn dogs beware: I come to eat your souls
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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In a past life I was a T-Rex and I ate all your caveman friends.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Aesthetically-Engineered Epidermis Concealment Apparatus
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Oi becum Bre'ish wen oi weah thess sheht
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/224365/toastburner
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I brush me teeth in the showah.
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