Heya. Since it wasn't clear when I recently asked somebody... here are the lyrics... the protagonist is a hockey referee, btw.

I hate stripes / and i'm not gonna wear em tonight / i hate stripes / and i'm not gonna wear em tonight / i don't care if they're unaware of who's calling the shots on the ice / i hate stripes / and i'm not gonna wear em tonight // i hate stripes / and i don't wanna wear em tonight / i hate stripes / and i don't wanna wear em tonight / metallic copper or a plain white top or even polka dots would suffice / i hate stripes / and i don't wanna wear em tonight / nope.

It also remains to be seen if i will be reprimanded for painting those stripes on our garage door. The evidence is overwhelming.