Go sell paranoia somewhere else...
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Front: [uplifting music] Back: [sad walking-away music]
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Forget this... I'm going home.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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1 2 3 4-5, 6 7 8 9-10. 11-12.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Eleven!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I had a dream about you last night...
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I'm going out for some smokes. I'll be back when you're 18.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My liver hurts and I'm out of beer.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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When I woke up this morning, you were gone...
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I slept in my clothes last night.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Fresh from my floor this morning...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Get your camera out, I'm gonna do something!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this shirt.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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My other shirt has a skull on it.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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My generation ruined Woodstock.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Digital jukeboxes are ruining all the best bars.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Heighth is not a word.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I'm all out of lunch. I'm so lost without you.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I HATE Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Master of the Heavy Arts
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Pardon me, what is it that you are in possession of?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Lunch is a battlefield.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Want to ride bikes?
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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"..."
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Spelling ALWAYS counts.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I don't know, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a frayed knot...
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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How's your father?
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Lunch hurts.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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