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hellothere aka Rachel is a 21.99 year old girl, has been a member since December 16, 2005, has scored 8,877 submissions, giving an average score of 1.81, helping 166 designs get printed.

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Jul 16 '06 by hellothere
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I am a Sap

Whenever I watch infomercials I feel really really compelled to buy whatever they are selling even if I am in no need of no stick cookware and I've never felt the urge to roast something in my life.

Even though i know it is all a lie, they will kill you in S&H and the "free gift" will break within two days and the "special introductory price" is about ten to five bucks higher than the price will end up being.

But for whatever reason, I trust Chef Tony to lead me through all this.

AsStarsGoOut on Jul 16 '06 at 6:47pm

that means them infomercial bitches are doing their job well. . .

speaking of infomercial bitches. .. i have to look up something i saw on an infomercial!!!

the maxiglide or something. . .to straighten your hair!!

iPear on Jul 16 '06 at 6:48pm

I'm a maple.

hellothere on Jul 16 '06 at 6:50pm

interesting, sap however comes from trees

it is not in itself a type of tree

also, where may i join this recreational league of infomercial watchers? as i think i may bring something to the team

iPear on Jul 16 '06 at 6:52pm

you know what i think when you say that?

I think, maybe I do not care.

...I think.

chef tony is an italian, he laughs pretty.

hellothere on Jul 16 '06 at 6:53pm

i was merely offering my wisdom

you're choice to partake in said wisdom is yours and yours alone and i shall respect it

chef tony has many pretty women friends who praise his cooking in a rather unbelievable way

AsStarsGoOut on Jul 16 '06 at 6:56pm

89 dollars for a hair straightener. . .

maxi glide sounds like some sort of feminine napkin anyway

hellothere on Jul 16 '06 at 6:57pm

^in fact that was my first thought . . .

however, i'm sure the infomercial women said it so sweetly . . .

spacesick on Jul 16 '06 at 6:57pm

Smartware is the incredible flexible cookware that makes everything fabulously delectable and fun to make. Smartware bakeware is created using a unique non-stick material made from Temperflex. Temperflex is not plastic, but stores like it. It's not rubber, but bends like it. It's not steel, but lasts like it. Temperflex allows you to take your Smartware from baking to freezing in a flash. Your Smartware bakeware can go from 60�F below zero to almost 500�F above without warping, melting or flaking. But the real joy is in how it cooks!

spacesick on Jul 16 '06 at 6:58pm

Ron Popeil would still kick his butt

AsStarsGoOut on Jul 16 '06 at 6:58pm

oh they did. And they showed those girls with frizzier hair like me making it pin striaght in "LESS THAN 8 SECONDS!" I was determined to buy it.

spacesick on Jul 16 '06 at 6:58pm

I forget what that guy's name is who sells Oxy Clean

hellothere on Jul 16 '06 at 7:00pm

YES, Smartware!

i need that stuff now, he says i'll never know how i lived without it!

spacesick on Jul 16 '06 at 7:00pm

BILLY MAYS

hellothere on Jul 16 '06 at 7:01pm

billy mays?