Just like that column in Maxim where readers send in pictures of things that make you go hmm...



Submit your pictures here!

I'm sick of looking like a BOY =
I want to look like a MAN =

I was thinking of applying some Rogaine on my face so I can develop some cool facial hair. I was reading around the WWW about some success stories. I don't even think I'll look good with a ton of facial hair but it would be nice to just have that option available.

Anyways, I'll keep you guys updated.

Where did all my friends go!?

You guys were just here and then we were all here together having a good time and slapping our knees and stuff and now you're all gone again.

I thought we were friends forever...

I know yous guys out there are a bunch of talented bastards and have other things you do besides draw and blog on a tshirt site.

So if any of yous guys have other cool projects, like your own music/beats, youtube video of yourself singing a cover of some song thats popular...that when you try doing a search...your freakin face pops up out of nowhere, homemade porn, etc...

Please post them here for me to check out!

you say: what are you doing back here!?

i say: i forgot my comb

hey thanks for the stps you dirty scoundrel you! i havent had any for months and years and centuries...but enough of my personal life.

let me draw you something while i still have one hand in my pocket and the other ones holding a pencil.

What's the best movie to watch while you're trippin your balls off so hard that you'll still be looking for them in the morning!?

This is just for a study I'm conducting.

I think it's time for a new roast but I don't have a clue of who to SLAM MAN!



Here are some previous roasts in the past: week 1: ir0cko, week 2: angelito, week 3: abeadle

These things start on Friday and they are supposed to last throughout the weekend. I'm just trying to get a head start so I can make some hilarious-to-myself-and-maybe-one-other-person pictures.

Any suggestions?


PS: Do they make a Slam woMAN?

Dudes, I've had this hard bump on my face right next to my nose for a week now. At first, like with any irritating blemish, I thought it was a pimple but that seemed odd since I haven't had one for a long time now.

Well, I tried to pop the sucker a couple times even though it had no head and all this puss and blood and gooey shit came out but the lump is still there. It's about the size of a pencil eraser.

I think it's some sort of cyst which, from what I've learned, can cause cancer somehow.



Any of you had one of these and how do I get rid of it? I'm thinking of sterilizing a needle and poking at the sunnuvabitch!

i'm in love



ps: what's in that percentage blog? i've never opened it and it keeps popping up!