FIRST OFF...

-THANK YOU HONORARY D-BAG #6 (loserbeech) FOR THE STREET TEAM POINTS!

-THANK YOU HONORARY D-BAG #7 (hannabear) FOR THE STREET TEAM POINTS!

-THANK YOU HONORARY D-BAG #8 (Stiffy42j) FOR THE STREET TEAM POINTS!

After careful strategic planning here at the Slim Natey Lavatories, we have compromised on a new bonus plan for all members of the team to participate in. We have well surpassed our incentive goals for this month so I take it upon behalf of the corporation, that I will reward one of you with a FREE SHIRT.

Just look at how we have passed our quota by 14.23% more than last year around this same time.

Yesterday:



Today:



I got the idea for this contest from Bramish's profile. I haven't received one of these in ages. I don't even know what you call them. Fanshots!?

Here are the CONTESTANTS:

The Honor/Offer society (participation only)
ofthecoast (x)
starr226 (x)
trishxtrash (x)
Jennifuhrer
rholliday<
loserbeech
hannabear
Stiffy42j

The S[HIT] list (members only)
gocryemokid
Stiffy42j
jennarito
spacesick
kayceislost
Stevethegreat
Roostersauce
Malcolm_Man
sonmi
Loserly
jublin (congratulations)
zimfreak (moved)
Kerrn
cocacolaaddikt
DaddyDom
maddingo
shirtflirt
cunning47
trotsky
MysteriousPete
hotscars
MadTheologian
littlem
suspiria
Shebly
mad_cat
deboraborialis
kirstenlovesdinner
leliophelia
blonde8007
juliagoolia
Michelle01

The un[COOL] list (3 months probation)
matchstick (moved)
littlelibertine
PinkSabbath
helladelightful (moved)
hadaloo
Katie_ladie
Noodlegirl
UberRyan's brother

The Penal Institution (concentration camp)
helladelightful (violating section 871R, code g32, paragraph 1119, line 14)
matchstick (canadian, inklink)
jpiatt (cocktail fruit)
zimfreak (MOCK jealousy)

Here are the details of the CONTEST:

-Has to have my name in it (or nickname you have given me)
-Has to be YOU in the picture
-Has to have 2/7 of your face shown (or feet)
-There will be a BOY and GIRL winner
-Whichever photo(s) floats my schooner wins
-WINNERS TAKE HOME THE PRIZE

Here are the ENTRIES:





























This is just another reason to make me look like a self-centered bastard. Sorry folks! I really didn't have any friends throughout high school OR college. I even stayed home on PROM night to play Nintendo. Please participate.

See, I'm not an asshole, jerk-off, cuntface like you thought I was. I'm actually genuinely nice.

ZANK EW! PLEECE KUM AGEN!


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WINNERS:

MALE: cunning47 (Reggie)


FEMALE: loserbeech (Nicola)


Reggie and Nicola - CONGRATULATIONS!

Thank you: cocacolaaddikt, kayceislost, Roostersauce, kirstenlovesdinner and Steve, PinkSabbath, littlem, zimfreak, jpiatt, spacesick, leliophelia, Stevethegreat, hannabear, Michelle01, iPear, helladelightful, Katie_ladie, trotsky, suspiria, UberRyan, and HarvestMoon

"I wish you were all my test tube babies!" - Nathan Ezekiel

NATE-CREST OUT!