Hi.

nate i fucking love you :)

whuddup whuddup!

i had bad dreams and woke up sad...

yo, wheres the ill rhymes b? i mean, m?

last night? For real?!?! Me too. I woke up at 3:23 and wanted to die.

whitie aint got no skills

http://southsidecallbox.com/ilmixor/din%20daa%20daa.mp3

ive finally found the innocence

like sixpence none the richer

this is a blog for you to rhyme

do you finally get the picture?



it doesnt even have to make sense yo!

SPACE!



can i have permission to use this beat to rhyme to?

din daa daa



of course, brotha

*wikidi-wik*



I roll up in this blog with guns blazin'

And I see Slim sittin' there, straight Natein'

I throw it up like I'm goin' for a high five

But then I say "psyche" and bitch look like he gon' cry



Word to your mother.

my life is such a ride

and i feel so confused

there's nowhere i can hide

when i think i'm being used



i wish that i could just say

everything that's on my mind

tap a button, stop the tape

and then press the rewind



i don't know what to do

cuz i don't think he'll realize

if he really wants to know

he'll have to look in my eyes



so, for now, i'll play it cool

cuz that's what i do best

but i think i'm failing now

is this all just a test?

England is mine and it owes me a living

Littlem reppin for the Moms all across the globe with MAD SKILLS BOEYYYYYYYY.



Don't front or you won't get any lunch money bitches

HAHA!

just keepin it real reppin for my peeps

ahahaha

i hate today.

dip trip, flip fantasia

yeaaaaaaah lil m!

what's so funny kayceeeeeeeeeeee???

oh shit! roly on the attack...



rholliday:

come in here w/yo guns a blazin?

yo shits washed up like dried up raisins

tryna bring a tear to the eyes of slim natey?

just to get a high five peeps gotta pay me

so next time you roll the dice and push yo luck

give these words to yo mother, 'i just dont give a fuck'

*wik wik wiki wiki wikidiwikidiwik*



I called him out, but he went hidin'

Probly off somewhere brokeback ridin'

Now he strolls back with half-assed rhymin'

But it's cute how hard he's tryin'



Nate Dogg peep the words I throw

You can't step up to this mad flow

You don't give a fuck 'cause you don't know

What to do with that 1-inch pole





(Really had to resist the urge to say, "Turn off the lights, and I'll glow" ... :) )

nothing is funny littlem.







nothing AT ALL! :)

its cute how youre tryin to be a light skinned african

this was the perfect opportunity for me to laugh again

im a full mastiff when nate dogg steps to these tracks

least my 1-inch pole can even satisfy the blacks



sorry man, im at work, id write more but its lunch time...



to be continued...

*wizi wizi wik wik wik widiwik widiwik*



I think I'll be a pal and buy you a dictionary

Your knowledge of words is worse than arbitrary

Do you even know the definition of "satisfy?"

I really don't think that your junk would fly



I don't know why you gotta bring up color

You ain't gotta be black to be a brother

I'm a pimp, a balla, a real shot calla

And when I come over I make your mom holla



And what about these other blog users?

All they can do is click and be viewers

littlem's got sharp rhymes like skewers

But all the rest are just cheap pursuers





(Yeah, I'm at work too. It keeps getting in the way of my mad skills.)

Nate I came back for a minute to help out your blog



I only got a sec to flow on this blog

but just outa respec for my homeboy Nate Dogg

he is a crazy dude wit slanty eyes cuz he's asian

he wants to seeya nude but your feets what he's cravan

Go over to his house and he'll apply foot lotion

Already close to your toes, short & freaky Laotian

but mean no respect cause he's with hard crew

He gotta a Kilted Cracka and a Black Emo Jew



Screwin up your lame blog is how we roll

Its our favorite pastime besides smokin a bowl

Were a bit older, most of yall were born later

We chilled with Kelli Kapowski and Albert Clifford Slater

So quit talkin BS and hidin behind your PC's

Ive got more originality in a pile of my feces

So think twice when your ass is rating all Zero's

If the design is real tight give it 5 and deniro's

Id enjoy sittin here watchin yall hoes get disgraced

but its my damn Birthday and I gotta shit faced

or pop Viagra all night coz my names Stiffy

You know there's not many kicks turnin 23



lame i know but its freestyle

Oh snap!



Stiffy outta left with some fly ass beats

Rappin' bout how Nate Dogg loves dem feets

His flow is complex like a differential equation

'Cause he knows all about Nate the freaky asian



Stiffy's a mack, mad pimpin' all the time

Who the hell else could put "Laotian" in a rhyme?

He turns words into verses and makes them sizzle

And Natey's alright 'cause he's Stiffy's nizzle



Stiff and Nate Dogg are bustin' on the scene

They find the fly bitches then they take 'em tag team

If you got beef they'll get up in your grills

They hit all the clubs droppin' crisp big bills



You gots to respect, they representin' Bayside

Nate's an exchange student from the Far East Side

Y'alls Degrassi can't hang with Saved by the Bell

I was in middle school when that shit was swell



You haters are lame like Principal Belding

Ladies drop your pants and let's get melding

I'm the R to the O to the L to the Y

Jaws hits the floor as the Brougham rolls by



Wipe off your face, the drool's all over

Or I'll be on your ass like Super Grover

Compared to M.C. Stiffy I'm just a padawan

But next to you I'm like Woo Rae Kwan





Peace.

I wanna send a shoutout to my boyBig Dook in the 419.



and also my boy Falco upstairs.



peace!

HAHAHAHA!



you guys crack me the fuck up. damn man, i didnt know all this floetry was going on while i was gone. i have a super busy weekend ahead of me but yeah, ill try to come up with something when i have time



you know how it is, ive got things to see and people to do!



fo sho space, those shoutouts will be heard!

turn my headphones up..

Ay Yo.



check it

roly got mad skillz he be droppin them rhymes/

you see him, putting up blogs and hittin on dimes/

he's keepin the ladies yelling, always yearning for more/

he's got threadless on lock. bitch, look at the score.



nate's freestyle is hot, but the foot fetish? Not/

you catch him blowing up the spot with the women's he's got/

He's got 'em snappin pictures, just vieying for his attention/

even a girl on the toilet hopin, prayin, and wishin



But they're still in second place, and feelin kinda discraced

Cause the real prize of the raffel. Is a english bloke named staffell

the english aren't blokes are they?



well, i more than made up for that with the use of womens

oh shit! c47 droppin it! whats up man!?

madd chillin

yeah man word to cunning47, who changed his name what?!

yeah. i dropped the Linguist because someone said it made them uncomfortable.

there's already a creepy minority, so i'm trying something else

yo momma's in the kitchen

kneadin up some biscuits

yo daddy's in the bathtub

scrubbin up his man-tits

Where's my snare? I need my snare. Check it:





Posers step back 'cause Reggie hit the block

Bustin' out the rhymes "Pop! Pop!" like a Glock

Better up your game, he brings the best flow

'Cause he's the crew's only genuine negro



Bring that fake shit, he'll go upside your head

Don't even play like you got street cred

East to the West to the North to the South

c47 straight busts phonies in they mouf



So respect the Reg before he wrecks your head

And pay close attention to every word he said

'Cause to His Pimpness you're just a fungus

And he's 47 times more cunning than your lingus





Let's skip it on over to across the Pond

staffell busts a mack on anything blonde

He can't be bothered to bust a rhyme

He's holdin' shit down in Greenwich Mean Time



staffell's got more style than any ten of you

He'll whip out a design while the tea's on brew

Pip pip, cheerio, and all that UK jazz

You just might find him up in your girl's ass



Watch your back if you cross this Brit

He won't tolerate your crazy Yank shit

He may get his shirts from the colonies

But live American? Bitch, please.





Now tikitoaster that sure was a cute try

But I've gotta tell you that your verse ain't fly

I don't know where the hell you got that biscuit

But if the flow don't fit then you must acquit





Peace up, A-town down.

HAHAHA!! amazing

*pops collar*





Stop looking puzzled ho, this ain't a riddle

Im on the top and you're in the middle

Flip your ass like a flapjack on my griddle

heard ya grandpa plays his dick like a fiddle





Shoutout to homie Raedon in cell block D, I'll be peeping the streets ya heard?

hahahaa

damn roly!

nice tiki.

i think the popped collar helps

rholliday, so sad your balls are grey

I got you got a new set on layaway

looked down your pants and I had to say

" I didn't know nuts could look that way"

Tiki you didn't mention how they taste

Or how they felt rubbin' all on your face

I appreciate the service, so nice of you

Let me get you a towel for all that goo ...





;)

:O



They felt like sandpaper, 60 grit

please watch my cheeks when you swing that shit

Your goo's no match for my semen shield

deflects your spooge like an invisible forcefield

You're so cute, actin' like you don't love it

When I whip it out you kiss it and hug it

Now go back to your room, don't give me that lip

I got plenty of your mouth already. *zip*

psssh, I've seen bigger genitals on baby mice

Is that your dick or a grain of rice?

So sad towhen you're upstaged by a mouse

Don't tell me where to go, this is Tiki's house!



*bows*

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'