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realslimnatey
realslimnatey aka has been a member since December 15, 2005, has scored 6,394 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 176 designs get printed.

Chyea boyeeee, it's that time again folks!

FREESTYLE FRIDAYS!

Got beef? Love dedications? Hate dedications? Shoutouts? Random obscure gestures? Race wars? Drop it here.

No holds barred! First to come, first to get served, ya heard!?

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21+ to swallow

Today's music of choice courtesy of DJ Spacesick
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(now with lyrics, enjoy)

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FindInnocence
FindInnocence on Apr 14 '06 at 11:00am
Hi.
zimfreak
zimfreak on Apr 14 '06 at 11:01am
nate i fucking love you :)

realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:02am
whuddup whuddup!
littlem
littlem on Apr 14 '06 at 11:03am
i had bad dreams and woke up sad...
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:04am
yo, wheres the ill rhymes b? i mean, m?
FindInnocence
FindInnocence on Apr 14 '06 at 11:04am
last night? For real?!?! Me too. I woke up at 3:23 and wanted to die.
xiv
   xiv on Apr 14 '06 at 11:06am
whitie aint got no skills
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 14 '06 at 11:06am
http://southsidecallbox.com/ilmixor/din%20daa%20daa.mp3
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:08am
ive finally found the innocence

like sixpence none the richer

this is a blog for you to rhyme

do you finally get the picture?



it doesnt even have to make sense yo!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:10am
SPACE!



can i have permission to use this beat to rhyme to?
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 14 '06 at 11:10am
din daa daa



of course, brotha
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 11:13am
*wikidi-wik*



I roll up in this blog with guns blazin'

And I see Slim sittin' there, straight Natein'

I throw it up like I'm goin' for a high five

But then I say "psyche" and bitch look like he gon' cry



Word to your mother.
littlem
littlem on Apr 14 '06 at 11:25am
my life is such a ride

and i feel so confused

there's nowhere i can hide

when i think i'm being used



i wish that i could just say

everything that's on my mind

tap a button, stop the tape

and then press the rewind



i don't know what to do

cuz i don't think he'll realize

if he really wants to know

he'll have to look in my eyes



so, for now, i'll play it cool

cuz that's what i do best

but i think i'm failing now

is this all just a test?



gerpander
gerpander on Apr 14 '06 at 11:26am
England is mine and it owes me a living
Ballz
Ballz on Apr 14 '06 at 11:33am
Littlem reppin for the Moms all across the globe with MAD SKILLS BOEYYYYYYYY.



Don't front or you won't get any lunch money bitches
littlem
littlem on Apr 14 '06 at 11:35am
HAHA!
Ballz
Ballz on Apr 14 '06 at 11:36am
just keepin it real reppin for my peeps
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 14 '06 at 11:37am
ahahaha
milingmai
milingmai on Apr 14 '06 at 11:38am
i hate today.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 14 '06 at 11:38am
dip trip, flip fantasia
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:38am
yeaaaaaaah lil m!
littlem
littlem on Apr 14 '06 at 11:39am
what's so funny kayceeeeeeeeeeee???
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 11:39am
oh shit! roly on the attack...



rholliday:

come in here w/yo guns a blazin?

yo shits washed up like dried up raisins

tryna bring a tear to the eyes of slim natey?

just to get a high five peeps gotta pay me

so next time you roll the dice and push yo luck

give these words to yo mother, 'i just dont give a fuck'
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 11:52am
*wik wik wiki wiki wikidiwikidiwik*



I called him out, but he went hidin'

Probly off somewhere brokeback ridin'

Now he strolls back with half-assed rhymin'

But it's cute how hard he's tryin'



Nate Dogg peep the words I throw

You can't step up to this mad flow

You don't give a fuck 'cause you don't know

What to do with that 1-inch pole





(Really had to resist the urge to say, "Turn off the lights, and I'll glow" ... :) )
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 14 '06 at 12:11pm
nothing is funny littlem.







nothing AT ALL! :)
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 12:16pm
its cute how youre tryin to be a light skinned african

this was the perfect opportunity for me to laugh again

im a full mastiff when nate dogg steps to these tracks

least my 1-inch pole can even satisfy the blacks



sorry man, im at work, id write more but its lunch time...



to be continued...
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 12:49pm
*wizi wizi wik wik wik widiwik widiwik*



I think I'll be a pal and buy you a dictionary

Your knowledge of words is worse than arbitrary

Do you even know the definition of "satisfy?"

I really don't think that your junk would fly



I don't know why you gotta bring up color

You ain't gotta be black to be a brother

I'm a pimp, a balla, a real shot calla

And when I come over I make your mom holla



And what about these other blog users?

All they can do is click and be viewers

littlem's got sharp rhymes like skewers

But all the rest are just cheap pursuers





(Yeah, I'm at work too. It keeps getting in the way of my mad skills.)
Stiffy42j
Stiffy42j on Apr 14 '06 at 2:47pm
Nate I came back for a minute to help out your blog



I only got a sec to flow on this blog

but just outa respec for my homeboy Nate Dogg

he is a crazy dude wit slanty eyes cuz he's asian

he wants to seeya nude but your feets what he's cravan

Go over to his house and he'll apply foot lotion

Already close to your toes, short & freaky Laotian

but mean no respect cause he's with hard crew

He gotta a Kilted Cracka and a Black Emo Jew



Screwin up your lame blog is how we roll

Its our favorite pastime besides smokin a bowl

Were a bit older, most of yall were born later

We chilled with Kelli Kapowski and Albert Clifford Slater

So quit talkin BS and hidin behind your PC's

Ive got more originality in a pile of my feces

So think twice when your ass is rating all Zero's

If the design is real tight give it 5 and deniro's

Id enjoy sittin here watchin yall hoes get disgraced

but its my damn Birthday and I gotta shit faced

or pop Viagra all night coz my names Stiffy

You know there's not many kicks turnin 23



lame i know but its freestyle









rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 4:15pm
Oh snap!



Stiffy outta left with some fly ass beats

Rappin' bout how Nate Dogg loves dem feets

His flow is complex like a differential equation

'Cause he knows all about Nate the freaky asian



Stiffy's a mack, mad pimpin' all the time

Who the hell else could put "Laotian" in a rhyme?

He turns words into verses and makes them sizzle

And Natey's alright 'cause he's Stiffy's nizzle



Stiff and Nate Dogg are bustin' on the scene

They find the fly bitches then they take 'em tag team

If you got beef they'll get up in your grills

They hit all the clubs droppin' crisp big bills



You gots to respect, they representin' Bayside

Nate's an exchange student from the Far East Side

Y'alls Degrassi can't hang with Saved by the Bell

I was in middle school when that shit was swell



You haters are lame like Principal Belding

Ladies drop your pants and let's get melding

I'm the R to the O to the L to the Y

Jaws hits the floor as the Brougham rolls by



Wipe off your face, the drool's all over

Or I'll be on your ass like Super Grover

Compared to M.C. Stiffy I'm just a padawan

But next to you I'm like Woo Rae Kwan





Peace.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 14 '06 at 6:08pm
I wanna send a shoutout to my boyBig Dook in the 419.



and also my boy Falco upstairs.



peace!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 6:18pm
HAHAHAHA!



you guys crack me the fuck up. damn man, i didnt know all this floetry was going on while i was gone. i have a super busy weekend ahead of me but yeah, ill try to come up with something when i have time



you know how it is, ive got things to see and people to do!



fo sho space, those shoutouts will be heard!
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 7:26pm
turn my headphones up..

Ay Yo.



check it

roly got mad skillz he be droppin them rhymes/

you see him, putting up blogs and hittin on dimes/

he's keepin the ladies yelling, always yearning for more/

he's got threadless on lock. bitch, look at the score.



nate's freestyle is hot, but the foot fetish? Not/

you catch him blowing up the spot with the women's he's got/

He's got 'em snappin pictures, just vieying for his attention/

even a girl on the toilet hopin, prayin, and wishin



But they're still in second place, and feelin kinda discraced

Cause the real prize of the raffel. Is a english bloke named staffell



cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 7:31pm
the english aren't blokes are they?



well, i more than made up for that with the use of womens
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 14 '06 at 7:33pm
oh shit! c47 droppin it! whats up man!?
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 7:34pm
madd chillin
staffell
   staffell on Apr 14 '06 at 7:35pm
yeah man word to cunning47, who changed his name what?!
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 7:37pm
yeah. i dropped the Linguist because someone said it made them uncomfortable.

there's already a creepy minority, so i'm trying something else
tikitoaster
tikitoaster on Apr 14 '06 at 8:17pm
yo momma's in the kitchen

kneadin up some biscuits

yo daddy's in the bathtub

scrubbin up his man-tits



rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 8:45pm
Where's my snare? I need my snare. Check it:





Posers step back 'cause Reggie hit the block

Bustin' out the rhymes "Pop! Pop!" like a Glock

Better up your game, he brings the best flow

'Cause he's the crew's only genuine negro



Bring that fake shit, he'll go upside your head

Don't even play like you got street cred

East to the West to the North to the South

c47 straight busts phonies in they mouf



So respect the Reg before he wrecks your head

And pay close attention to every word he said

'Cause to His Pimpness you're just a fungus

And he's 47 times more cunning than your lingus





Let's skip it on over to across the Pond

staffell busts a mack on anything blonde

He can't be bothered to bust a rhyme

He's holdin' shit down in Greenwich Mean Time



staffell's got more style than any ten of you

He'll whip out a design while the tea's on brew

Pip pip, cheerio, and all that UK jazz

You just might find him up in your girl's ass



Watch your back if you cross this Brit

He won't tolerate your crazy Yank shit

He may get his shirts from the colonies

But live American? Bitch, please.





Now tikitoaster that sure was a cute try

But I've gotta tell you that your verse ain't fly

I don't know where the hell you got that biscuit

But if the flow don't fit then you must acquit





Peace up, A-town down.
staffell
   staffell on Apr 14 '06 at 8:52pm
HAHAHA!! amazing
tikitoaster
tikitoaster on Apr 14 '06 at 8:54pm
*pops collar*





Stop looking puzzled ho, this ain't a riddle

Im on the top and you're in the middle

Flip your ass like a flapjack on my griddle

heard ya grandpa plays his dick like a fiddle





Shoutout to homie Raedon in cell block D, I'll be peeping the streets ya heard?
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 8:59pm
hahahaa

damn roly!







cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 9:01pm
nice tiki.

i think the popped collar helps
tikitoaster
tikitoaster on Apr 14 '06 at 9:09pm
rholliday, so sad your balls are grey

I got you got a new set on layaway

looked down your pants and I had to say

" I didn't know nuts could look that way"



rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 9:14pm
Tiki you didn't mention how they taste

Or how they felt rubbin' all on your face

I appreciate the service, so nice of you

Let me get you a towel for all that goo ...





;)
matchstick
matchstick on Apr 14 '06 at 9:16pm
tikitoaster
tikitoaster on Apr 14 '06 at 9:37pm
:O



They felt like sandpaper, 60 grit

please watch my cheeks when you swing that shit

Your goo's no match for my semen shield

deflects your spooge like an invisible forcefield
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 14 '06 at 9:48pm
You're so cute, actin' like you don't love it

When I whip it out you kiss it and hug it

Now go back to your room, don't give me that lip

I got plenty of your mouth already. *zip*
tikitoaster
tikitoaster on Apr 14 '06 at 9:57pm
psssh, I've seen bigger genitals on baby mice

Is that your dick or a grain of rice?

So sad towhen you're upstaged by a mouse

Don't tell me where to go, this is Tiki's house!



*bows*
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 14 '06 at 9:57pm
In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

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