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Aug 11 '08 by realslimnatey

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those darn late night infomercials

This one cracks me up every time!

I must, I must, I must...I must increase my bust.

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Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 2:25am

Does anything from late night infomercials work the way it should?

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 2:26am

i dunno but ill find out when i get my extenze package in about 2 weeks!

thedarrien on Aug 11 '08 at 2:28am

the day i found out the Shamwow's don't work was a sad day indeed.

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:29am

haha, all i ever see these days are the one for trimming your dog's nails. oh and that weird penis enlarger pill that doesn't come right out and say that's what it does, but they interview all these guys like they've just run into them on the street and they're all like heck ya it worked. losers.

debbie meyer green bags weren't the kind of green bags i was hoping for...

thedarrien on Aug 11 '08 at 2:30am

haha and everyone they interview is a 50+ man with a skanky 20 year old girl hanging off him!

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:30am

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:31am

so true thedarrien, so true...

thedarrien on Aug 11 '08 at 2:31am

I've always wanted one of those food storage contraptions that suck all the air out of the bag.

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 2:31am

Hello, I'm a doctor. I went to medical school and EVERYTHING. So if I tell you that this tiny little pill will make your cock bigger, you'd HAVE to believe me! Oh guess what? I'm not gonna! Ha! I just danced around the issue! Isn't that funny? lol @ yo face, homeboy. You're gonna feel like such a thatcertainpartofthemaleanatomyhead when you get these in the mail and your junk is still teeny tiny and your wife's 18 year old niece still won't want to touch it because it "looks funny!"

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 2:32am

where'd that come from?

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 2:33am

yeah! thats the one i was talking about doodz! the one where it also comes with a drink

who the hell would want to be caught drinking that!?

thedarrien on Aug 11 '08 at 2:34am

it comes with a drink too?

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:37am

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 2:40am

I always hear ads for Sperm-O-Max on the radio, and it makes me giggle inappropriately. Some men do have problems. I shouldn't laugh.

But it's so damn funny!

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:42am

Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 11 '08 at 2:45am

The Shamwow looks pretty amazing, though.

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 2:45am

great legs, radio! how did you get em?

thedarrien on Aug 11 '08 at 2:50am

apparently the Shamwow falls apart after a few uses :/

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 2:50am

lol @ old school infomercials that ive actually tried out!

everyones going HD now with the shades

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 2:52am

How the hell do you come up with the idea of a hawaii chair? It looks so awkward!

I'm only saying this because I secretly want one.

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:54am

you'd think that space, but i owe my body to this man...

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 2:55am

it's great for my butt-OCKS!

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 2:58am

yeah buddy!

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:01am

Butt Squeeeezeee!

I believe there is more sexual innuendo in that commercial than the entirety of threadless.

valorandvellum on Aug 11 '08 at 3:03am

Hahahahaha@ that bust pump. I pump air into my bicycle tires using that same exact motion and I sure don't see my boobs getting any bigger. BUSTED.

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:07am

I remember when my parents bought an abflex.... and never used it.

Unfortunately, the only infomercial I could find was dubbed in japanese. I think it makes it funnier, really.

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:10am

ha. space!
tony's got a little bloated now that he's pitching hot dogs & burgs on hsn.

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:12am

Mmmmmm. Bison.

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 3:16am

i think you guys need dr ho

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 3:16am

hehe. poor chubby tony/japanese Goldendust/little-boobied priscilla.

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 3:18am

ahaha. yes please.

hey... did somebody say "muffin"?

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:20am

Oh dear. I used to sell magic bullets at work.
We stopped selling them because they break.

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 3:20am

hehe i have the magic bullet

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 3:20am

I know if I get shot once, I get shot twice.

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 3:20am

my 3rd one hasnt broken yet!

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:21am

Haha I said nothing.

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:21am

my dad fell for the magic bullet.
he had it a week and the metal blades busted chopping ice.

crazy lady with the ciggie is my favorite...

spacesick 2 on Aug 11 '08 at 3:22am

I said "muffins!"

you guys have to check out this guy's youtube channel. he has clips and funny shiz to say about everything.

http://www.youtube.com/user/InfomercialReviewer

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:22am

if only i had some magic putty,
i could've fixed instead of dumping it in a goodwill donations box...

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:23am

Nasty, stinky cigarettes...

I mean, garlic. Garlic.

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:26am

That mighty putty reminds me of how I disguised my car's itny rust spots with blu-tack. I'm classy.

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:28am

i actually have a set of these.
or rather,
i got these for my dad for his birthday
and i got stuck doing all the work...

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:29am

ha, yeah it reminds me of all the times i've moved out of a place and had to use all my toothpaste patching thumbtack holes in the walls...

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 3:30am

i dont know what you guys are talkin about but my broken magic bullets are almost brand new now thanks to mighty putty

Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 11 '08 at 3:31am

You mean the Shamwow is a Scamwow?!

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:34am

Wait....

you mean these?
Topsy Turvy Product Recall

realslimnatey on Aug 11 '08 at 3:37am

haha

that all couldve been fixed with some mighty putty! couldve been color matched too

stupid people

radiostaticstar on Aug 11 '08 at 3:43am

yeah, but the recall was only for the ones that came with the stand, mine didn't. i actually got them at target of all places.

mz. kat-ii on Aug 11 '08 at 3:45am

Aug 11 '08 by realslimnatey

those darn late night infomercials

This one cracks me up every time!

if by "crack you up" you mean make you happy in the coi (am i right or am i right nate?)

Goldendust on Aug 11 '08 at 3:47am

That's good. Death by Topsy Turvy isn't something I'd want marring my coroner's report.

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