realslimnatey
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  Mar 16 '08 by realslimnatey        39 Comments        Watch this

I'm sick of looking like a BOY =
I want to look like a MAN =

I was thinking of applying some Rogaine on my face so I can develop some cool facial hair. I was reading around the WWW about some success stories. I don't even think I'll look good with a ton of facial hair but it would be nice to just have that option available.

Anyways, I'll keep you guys updated.

iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Mar 16 '08 at 5:12pm
be careful with the extra strength rogaine... that shit'll grow hair on a log.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Mar 16 '08 at 5:13pm
my goal is to look like you dan!
loserbeech
loserbeech on Mar 16 '08 at 5:14pm
Remember to spread some on your butt.
ir0cko
ir0cko on Mar 16 '08 at 5:15pm
haahhahaahhahahaha
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Mar 16 '08 at 5:17pm
this is from patrickq, a forum member over at some beard board

"Hey George, give it six months. I'm of Asian decent, and there is no beard growth in either my mom or my dad's side. I mean no one, I've check it all the way to my great grandparents. All they can grow is a moustache and a little patch on the chin. Right now they are wondering why I have hair on my cheeks. They question me from time to time if it's from all the American food and dairy products I eat. I just told them, well humans have to adapt to the climate, and it's pretty cold right now, so I have to grow more hair. As of today it almost 7 months since I've been off and it's been the same.(Too Lazy to put it on these days, gets to be a pain) Sometime I wonder if this growth is natural. But there is no way to tell. Don't give up until you get the results you want. Later"
tobasco
tobasco on Mar 16 '08 at 5:18pm
I think most of the male population want to look like Dan. It's his burden.
Bramish
   Bramish on Mar 16 '08 at 5:20pm
I wish my beard weren't so patchy.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Mar 16 '08 at 5:33pm
my goal is to look like you dan!

thanks. although, to be honest, mine doesn't really come in that thick. :)
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Mar 16 '08 at 5:33pm
I think most of the male population want to look like Dan. It's his burden.

if you knew how much homosexual males hit on me and hererosexual females don't even talk to me, your mind would change.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Mar 16 '08 at 5:36pm
first apply rogain
then nair
tobasco
tobasco on Mar 16 '08 at 5:40pm
Awwwwww is that really true? Dang. Here I was hoping that my eyes would fail and I could get glasses like yours. Bugger.

*looks around for another idol.
Khol
Khol on Mar 16 '08 at 5:46pm
Facial hair is nice on guys.
tobasco
tobasco on Mar 16 '08 at 5:49pm
*begins growing beard.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Mar 16 '08 at 8:09pm
has it worked? Are you sexy back, yet?
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 8:12pm
you should apply the rogaine in the shape of a lightning bolt on your cheek
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 16 '08 at 8:17pm
Don't do it!!! shaving is a pain in the ass!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Mar 16 '08 at 8:21pm
im reading on this one forum where this guy did the same experiment and theres 243 pages of it, im only on page 3 right now so let me do my "research" before i start doing the actual development part of this, im hoping to be sexyback to the future dan!

haha sonmi! thats ridiculolous! i should probably do an artist rendering of how ill look with facial first before i actually apply the poison
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Mar 16 '08 at 8:26pm
I am all that is man
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Mar 16 '08 at 8:27pm
Phil = a man??
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 8:38pm
i should probably do an artist rendering of how ill look with facial first before i actually apply the poison

your wish is my command

valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Mar 16 '08 at 8:39pm
^Words fail me
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 8:39pm
oops i mean

sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 8:39pm
bahaha
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 8:40pm
i think nate looks much happier as a man
ir0cko
ir0cko on Mar 16 '08 at 8:40pm
HA!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Mar 16 '08 at 8:42pm
ahahaha!

you should try a test patch first,
like they do with hair color,
i'd suggest your big toe...
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Mar 16 '08 at 9:02pm
aahahahahaha!

i DO look happy to be a man!
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Mar 16 '08 at 9:03pm
me too.
iPear
iPear on Mar 16 '08 at 9:05pm
screw looking like a man, looking like a manboy is where it's at.
sonmi
   sonmi on Mar 16 '08 at 9:07pm
what about looking like a mang
pilihp
   pilihp on Mar 16 '08 at 9:18pm
bahahhahaah!
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Mar 16 '08 at 9:21pm
begins growing beard
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Mar 16 '08 at 9:21pm
I meant



Khol on Mar 16 '08 at 5:46pm
Facial hair is nice on guys.


*begins growing beard*
iPear
iPear on Mar 16 '08 at 9:59pm
I'm growing a beard now, since my hair isn't so much long no more. I didn't want to look like Mogley's dad.
iPear
iPear on Mar 16 '08 at 10:08pm
You know, now that I think about it, I've never seen an Asian person with a full beard...strange.
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Mar 16 '08 at 10:14pm
haha gold...
littlem
littlem on Mar 16 '08 at 10:28pm
you mean you're tired of looking like a girl?
jublin
   jublin on Mar 17 '08 at 1:37am
what the heck. but i have a mustache as thick as this sarcasm i'm laying down.
45 days later
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 01 '08 at 2:09am
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