It's a ingrown hair I bet.

hey man! how the hell do i get this ingrown hair to outgrow!? ive been trying to grow a killer goatee since high school

spider bite? in-grown hair? tic?




man i miss that show. i crushed so hard on the bestfriend.

Ew. :P

Sorry, I don't know.
Doesn't popping make it worse though?

Try rubbing alcohol. :]

It could be leprosy. Gross.

Or maybe you've been implanted with insect eggs. Cool!

S'probably a boil. Do you drink loads of fizzy pop?

usually it means youre gay

ahh chelly! that is exactly how it looks!

yeah, popping makes everything worse except if youre alfonso ribeira, who makes breakin and poppin look so eeeasy!



yeah, im gonna poke this thing and see if it all oozes out, maybe some cool gay insect eggs will come out also

and yes, i drink a ton of fizzy pop

go to the doc, dumbhead!

If you're going to poke it, don't use the same needle you'd use to pop your bum boils.

never know if you are serious or joking about stuff nate?

mrsa is a kinda superduper flu going around right now that can start like that.

the web can talk you into having or not having anything.

but its probably just a zit.

This would make a fantastic musical, especially if the insect eggs are gay.

i want to perform quack surgery on him

Stop poking it dumbass! These things onlt get worse with poking and squeezing. I know. I get quite hard zits sometimes (usually on the nose or chin) and after a good amount of poking and sqeezing they usually bleed. Leave itr alone for a couple of days. If you're worried, go and see your doctor. I'm sure it's just a zit.

haha corey, im totally serious! i dont think i have mrsa or a staph infection, maybe im just being too paranoid but i cant be too sure since years ago when i got a stye, it was the size of a walnut

i dont have any moneys for a doctor and thats why i came to you guys FIRST since i know you guys are even better than real doctors and would probably donate some money into a charity if this is indeed some type of cancer, right!?

If it turns out to be Gay Insect Egg Cancer, I'm starting a fundraising telethon.

1. Fuck off, Mr. Rarely Get Pimples.

2. That's what you get for showing off how rarely you get pimples, Mr. Boilface.

You should go to the doctor if it doesn't go away soon. My friend had something like that. Like, a runaway zit that wouldn't get better. It was skin cancer and he had to get it removed. He's fine now.

You have to pull the hair out, and then just let it run it's course. Popping it might cause scarring dude.

I'd go to webmd.com and do the online thing that tells you what's wrong with you.

theres a new staph in ponds around here that it goes up your nose....

the only symptom is a slight stiff neck, and by that time it has already started deteriorating your brain, and you're basically already dead

cool! itll be called GIEC, pronounced GEIGH

yeah thanks mezo, i figured as much since i remember thinking about making fun of all my friends and family who are using proactiv

ok jamie, thanks for the input! im supposed to go to this party with hopefully some hot chicks and i totally cant go with this gay insect egg cancer bump on my face, glad to know your friend is ok though

murse randy is here

go here nate: http://symptoms.webmd.com/default.htm

Considered your face smited, nate.

You need to go to a doctor. The bump could be a variety of things. If it's a boil - you can pop and drain it yourself, but risk infection.

thats ok justin, i dont mind scars because chicks like mezo dig them

daaaamn moose, i DO have a slight stiff neck but thats because i was trying to be one of the elite few

hey paandy! heeeelp meeeee

Abscess Overview
"An abscess is a tender, easily pressed mass generally surrounded by a colored area from pink to deep red. The middle of an abscess is full of pus and debris.

Painful and warm to touch, abscesses can show up any place on your body. The most common sites are in your armpits (axillae), areas around your anus and vagina (Bartholin gland abscess), the base of your spine (pilonidal abscess), around a tooth (dental abscess), and in your groin. Inflammation around a hair follicle can also lead to the formation of an abscess, which is called a boil (furuncle).

Unlike other infections, antibiotics alone will not cure an abscess. In general an abscess must open and drain in order for it to improve. Sometimes draining occurs on its own, but generally it must be opened by a doctor in a procedure called incision and drainage.

Abscess Causes
Abscesses are caused by obstruction of oil (sebaceous) glands or sweat glands, inflammation of hair follicles, or from minor breaks and punctures of the skin. Germs get under the skin or into these glands, which causes an inflammatory response as your body's defenses try to kill these germs.

The middle of the abscess liquefies and contains dead cells, bacteria, and other debris. This area begins to grow, creating tension under the skin and further inflammation of the surrounding tissues. Pressure and inflammation cause the pain.

People with weakened immune systems get certain abscesses more often. Those with any of the following are all at risk for having more severe abscesses. This is because the body has a decreased ability to ward off infections."

Yeah. I dig scars. Just not the pockmark kind as a result of bad acne. I mean. Gross.

dude, i think thats it justin! i probably got it because i havent washed my sheets since march, thanks man

nobody has to know that mezo, dont you know the rules, dont ask dont tell

The most common sites are in your armpits (axillae), areas around your anus and vagina


zomg, nate, do you have one around your vagina too?

hey marble, lets compare each others private areas just to see if mine looks like yours, go ahead and send me pixxx to my email

omafugginagodda!

be careful with what you do to the princess mario, you might end up with gay insect egg cancer like me

keep it clean and if it doesn't go away, tell your parents and go to the doctor!

hey lemonz! ive been touching it all day long with fingers that have been up my nose and butt, and my parents just left on vacation for a month today, and and, i dont have a doctor anymore

as long as it's your own butt...

i still havent washed my hands ever since the dom incident

well obviously, that's the problem.

O_O

that's gross dude

i just poked it with a needle but i didnt puncture through the first layer of skin because it hurt so now i have toothpaste on it because it gives it a tingly sensation and fights off gingivitis

put a catheter in it!

oh dude, I hope it's not a cyst, they iz the devil. I got one right above my ass, and it was hell for 2 weeks.

hey pear! did it just go away on its own!?

ewww! a catheter! ahhahhaa

no, it kept on getting bigger and bigger, and then I finally went to a doctor, and she lanced it... which basically consists of them steralizing the area, and then putting some anesthesia in the point of contact, then cutting a hole and letting all of the fluid drain. It's so much less painful after the procedure though.

oh thanks for the reassurance pear

key word inside the word is ASS