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PantherDash
PantherDash aka Matthew is a 22.74 year old boy, has been a member since December 15, 2005, has scored 4240 submissions, giving an average score of 2.11.
  May 25 '06 by PantherDash        96 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
give me some awesomely awesome quotes!

maybe ill even put some of them in my facebook profile...awwww yeeeeahh.

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spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 1:57am
quit being redorkulous
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 1:57am
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that? "
-Brad Pitt, Se7en
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 1:59am
dood, who do you think you are space, you cant just make up words willy-nilly.

i love that movie frank. hahaha, niice...masturbating in feces...
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:02am
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "
- Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:03am
holy shit, i love kevin spacey too.
youre on fire frank.
and youre the only one commenting too! thanks!
i guess thats what i should expect for posting at 3am here.
numbb
numbb on May 25 '06 at 2:13am
i have no quotes but i am waiting for frank to post some more.
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:14am
hahahaha...
THANKS FOR NOTHING NUMBB.
geez.
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:15am
"Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."
- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:17am
From The Lion in Winter: Geoffrey, John and Richard await their executioners, and Richard demands that they face their doom with strength. Geoffrey scoffs, "You fool. As if it matters how a man falls."

Richard's reply: "When the fall is all that's left, it matters."
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:17am
.....it matters a great deal."
rholliday
rholliday on May 25 '06 at 2:18am
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... victory." - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:20am
"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. "
- Denzel Washington, Training Day
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:20am
"You owe me 15 grand, pal."

paul newman, the sting



I can't stop saying it! you owe me 15 grand, pal!
jublin
   jublin on May 25 '06 at 2:21am
"Choo bachoo bachoo"

Owen Wilson, Cars trailer number 2
rholliday
rholliday on May 25 '06 at 2:21am
"You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" - Mel Gibson, Braveheart
numbb
numbb on May 25 '06 at 2:22am
hahaha i love owen wilson.
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:22am
haha.
nice quotes.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
-Woody Allen
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:23am
i love owen wilson's nose.
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:23am
STEVE McCROSKEY: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stopsniffing glue. (AIRPLANE!)
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:23am
"God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about? "
- Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:23am
ha!
jublin
   jublin on May 25 '06 at 2:24am
i just watched the cars trailer obviously that's why i mentioned it.

that fucking larry the cable guy better not screw up that movie.
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:24am
ALVY SINGER: Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. (ANNIE HALL)
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on May 25 '06 at 2:25am
Nate- "That's not a sock!"
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:25am
I think it's gonna be Pixar's "least good" movie ever. damn that dreamworks and their fancy walmart tie-ins.
rholliday
rholliday on May 25 '06 at 2:25am
I love Airplane.

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Julie Hagerty, Airplane
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:25am
i dont tend to trust anyone named larry.
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:26am
CARL SPACKLER: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A formergreenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It'sin the hole!
jublin
   jublin on May 25 '06 at 2:27am
you are probably right spacesick.

just bring it on and let's git er done.
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:27am
haha
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:27am
I haven't seen cinderella story so i don't know what the hell that quote is talking about
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:27am
nice ones, sehughe1

"it's no big deal!"
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:27am
PRESIDENT MERKIN MUFFLEY: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! (DR. STRANGELOVE)
sehughe1
sehughe1 on May 25 '06 at 2:28am
CADDYSHACK!
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:28am
I was in the Virgin Islands once. Met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina-coladas. At sunset we made love like Sea Otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

-bill murray (groundhog day)
numbb
numbb on May 25 '06 at 2:29am
"I want to watch The Lake House!"

- me
rholliday
rholliday on May 25 '06 at 2:29am
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?" - Brian O'Halloran, Clerks
jublin
   jublin on May 25 '06 at 2:29am
"by who who by?"
some guy from Buckaroo Bonzai
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:29am
can i watch your lake house too??!!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 25 '06 at 2:30am
2 dollars...i want my 2 dollars...
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:30am
what is that from radio?
spacesick
   spacesick on May 25 '06 at 2:32am
some movie with a quick appearance by EG Daily

Fletch: I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who?
Fletch: John Cock...tos...ton.
Gail Stanwyk: Thats a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 25 '06 at 2:32am
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 25 '06 at 2:32am
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
rholliday
rholliday on May 25 '06 at 2:33am
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This ... is my BOOMSTICK! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You GOT that?" - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 25 '06 at 2:33am
all three are from the greatest film ever made...




better off dead...
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:33am
someone i know has the unfortunate name Will Tinkle.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on May 25 '06 at 2:33am
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
PantherDash
PantherDash on May 25 '06 at 2:34am
i should see that movie i guess.
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 25 '06 at 2:34am
"Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks."
- Anthony Johnson, Friday

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