...below is my toy box from hell...
...ten of the worst toys of all time...
...enjoy!...

10. SPIDEY teaches kids about the dangers of "tobacco" ;)

9. finally, G.I. Joe has a nemesis... the NAZI action figure! wtf?!...


8. the THUMB WRESTLING RING is for serious thumb wrestling professionals... one question... WHO made this?... and WHY? (so what it was two questions)

7. PET ROCK... hey, what an ideal pet... they don't stink, they don't bark, they don't tear shit up... now if i could just figure out how to house train mine...


6. "THE AVENGING UNICORN" includes everything you need to impale your enemies...

5. the ATOMIC ENERGY LAB contains real Uranium (linked to Cancer and Leukemia)... and two other radioactive substances... basically a "my first nuke" kit... (circa 1951)

4. what better way to train our young taliban's than the OSAMA COMBAT SET...

3. Harry Potter's "vibrating" NIMBLE 2000 broomstick... i don't know if i'd get my daughter this one... (think about it)...


2. the "GROW UP TO BE GAY" kit... (no further explanation necessary)...

1. RUSSIAN ROULETTE... seriously!!... wow, what are we teaching are kids?...