$100 says I can count from Z to A faster than you.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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... She's so dirty she'll steal your underwear and eat them.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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1 @|\/| 700 1337 4 U
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Abba Zabba you're my only friend
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
of 74 votes, 47% like it
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Aerobics is the devil
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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All type tees and no good tees makes Jack a dull boy...
of 77 votes, 12% like it
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All you know about me is what I've sold you.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Aloha Mr. Hand
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Always remember: Laces out!
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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Are you done yet? Because I'm bored already...
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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arriba arriba y lejos!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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As long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Ask me for fashion tips...
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Ask me for music tips...
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Barf is my favorite action hero.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Bigger than a baby's arm
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Bring back Clyde the Orangutan!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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C+C Music Factory - Everybody Dance Meow!
of 68 votes, 4% like it
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Charlie don't surf!
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Contents under pressure. Use caution.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Dillhole.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Do Do Do Doo Now everybody dance meow!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Eat yogurt with a fork.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Emo is for whiny bitches.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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For best results loosen your grip.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Form feet and legs; form arms and body; and I'll form the head!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Free moustache rides.
of 91 votes, 14% like it
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Fresh until 2014
of 102 votes, 13% like it
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Ganon consumed my childhood... and quite possibly my soul.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Hi, My name is: Justin Case Urinideot
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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How long before Heaven and Hell go on sale?
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I <3 food with faces :D
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I be from Jamaica, mon!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I crave attention just as much as you do.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I dated Beniffur hypothetically for real.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I do double-baggers.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I do not desire salvation.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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I don't like anyone I know, and don't know anyone I like
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I excel at mediocrity
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I found the marble in the oatmeal.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I listen to more respectable music than you.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I plan to keep it that way
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I refuse to let ignorant people listen to bad music.
of 88 votes, 9% like it
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I used to date Mary Rottencrotch
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I was me, but now I'm gone, replaced by something else.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I wish the milkman would deliver my milk.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'll make all your ex's look bad so don't even ask.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a screamer.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'm having a bad day. Keep your distance.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I'm having a good day... don't piss me off
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I'm more recognizable naked.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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I'm still smarter and I'm even more stoneder than you!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm too tired to care.
of 95 votes, 16% like it
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If I say this shirt is art, it's art damnit!
of 90 votes, 13% like it
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If it was so important why didn't you make two?
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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If it's worth destroying they'll make two.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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If peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis.
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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If there's one thing I hate it's to be mistaken for somebody else
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Is it Beer:30 yet?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Is that it?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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It's a Shpadoinkle day!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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It's your tomorrow/Right meow!/Cmon,it's everything!/Right meow!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Just say no to Aerobics
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Know what has two thumbs and fucks like a tiger?
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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La Dee Fucking Da!
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Laugh while you can monkey-boy.
of 91 votes, 11% like it
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Leprosy is a bitch.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Lithium is no longer available on credit.
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Look out for the men with swords
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Luke, yo estoy tu papasito
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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May explode if shaken.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Mayo and french fries is so Euro.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Mona was a temptress
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Mona was a temptress
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Move, put me online/ The music is my life/ everybody dance meow!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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My parents said you're a bad influence.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Naked = Fame
of 93 votes, 13% like it
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Never call chicks broads.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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No shirt, no shoes, no dice!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Ono grindz? Fo' sho' braddah!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Pardon me while I visit my own private little world
of 93 votes, 13% like it
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Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Please leave me be... I do not desire salvation.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Say the magic word.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Served best with butter.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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shart (shärt) v. To simultaneously fart and shit your pants.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Slippery when doused in KY.
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Smokey McPot
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Spray paint the cucumbers.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Steve Irwin should have worn sunblock 2 protect from harmful rays
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Stop that
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Submit ideas.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Sucker for a quick buck
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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The fallout has begun
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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The leper with peanut butter between his toes walks at night.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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The rocking horse people miss their marshmallow pies.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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The world is shit and shit is free for the taking so dig in!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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This is the beginning of forever and ever.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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This life is a farce.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Threadless <3 Threadless
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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TINSTAFL - the perfect excuse for getting what you want.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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TINSTAFL unless you find it in a dumpster.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Tofu is Satan's smegma.
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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Van Halen - Right Meow!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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We're the imagination of ourselves.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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What if one day you realized... you're fucking clown shoes?
of 79 votes, 8% like it
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When I dip, you dip, we dip
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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When I draw it, what hue do you want your potato vomit to be in?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
of 89 votes, 11% like it
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While there's no I in TEAM, there's both an I and a ME in MEDIA
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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While there's no I in TEAM, there's both an I and ME in MEDIA
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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who's you're daddy?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Why do the yellow guys get swords?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Why don't fish drown?
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Will trade a degree in Art for a meal and a place to sleep
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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women=time x $, $=time, women=$ x $, $=root of evil, women=evil
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Would you like to visit my own private little world?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Yaaaarrrrr... not convinced I'm a pirate eh?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Yo ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
of 92 votes, 10% like it
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You don't get something for nothing.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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You have smoked yourself retarded
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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You must be 18 to enjoy this ride.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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You're a dick, and im through with your dickitry.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Your words are wasted on me.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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of 53 votes, 8% like it
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