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zipperking
zipperking aka Baron Von Zipper is a 30 year old boy, has been a member since December 6, 2005, has scored 54,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.22, helping 675 designs get printed.
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I need a Sweet Sweet Name...
For my Sweet Sweet bat! I picked up this beauty this weekend....The DeMarini B52 :) But I want to give it an official name...any ideas?

the B52

I'll make sure to hit a homerun in your honor.

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 23 '09 at 4:14pm
Bertha
wowrainbows
   wowrainbows on Feb 23 '09 at 4:14pm
BIG BACON
professorE
professorE on Feb 23 '09 at 4:14pm
The Widowmaker.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Feb 23 '09 at 4:14pm
Michael Keaton
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 23 '09 at 4:15pm
professorE on Feb 23 '09 at 4:14pm

The Widowmaker.



lol
squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 23 '09 at 4:15pm
Moose
squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 23 '09 at 4:15pm
I second Michael Keaton.
olie!
   olie! on Feb 23 '09 at 4:15pm
The Testicle Masher
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Feb 23 '09 at 4:15pm
The Love Hack



(hopes it makes sense)
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 23 '09 at 4:16pm




Batly
iPear
iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 4:16pm
Thunder Cunt!
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 23 '09 at 4:16pm
My wife says I should name it "Compensation" I have no idea what she is talking about...HAHA
sweet n sour
   sweet n sour on Feb 23 '09 at 4:17pm
shlong!
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Feb 23 '09 at 4:17pm
Doms Penis
Doms Penis
Doms Penis on Feb 23 '09 at 4:19pm
oh fuck yes, that's a BRILLIANT name Dom!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 23 '09 at 4:19pm
Gladys Jerotich Kipkemoi
squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 23 '09 at 4:20pm
Homer, obviously.
My Penis
My Penis on Feb 23 '09 at 4:20pm
I'm gonna have to agree with Dom and his penis on this one.
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:21pm
Bambino
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Feb 23 '09 at 4:21pm
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Diggy Bomb Da Dang Da Dang Diggy Diggy
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:22pm
or BallBuster

Buster Ballz
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:22pm
Homophobe
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:23pm
BJ CHONSON
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:23pm
Nutty Buddy
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 23 '09 at 4:23pm
I don't know dom...it's only 34" long, i wouldn't want to associate something that little with your penis.
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:24pm
Corky.



hahahahahha
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:24pm
allouiscious
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:24pm
Long Duc Dong?
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Feb 23 '09 at 4:26pm
all of god's creation aspires to be my penis
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 23 '09 at 4:26pm
I'm diggin Buster Balls...that would like nice painted one the side.
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Feb 23 '09 at 4:26pm
i'm not sure what that means exactly, but it would seem to involve dirt in the urethra
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 23 '09 at 4:27pm
Vicky Cristina Batcelona
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:27pm
Viagra
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:28pm
Extendz
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:28pm
Dr. Proctor
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:29pm
Pete Schweady's Weiner
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:29pm
Nard Master
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:30pm
Gonad the Barbarian





i'm sorry, i'll stop now

hahah
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 23 '09 at 4:30pm
donnie
nathanwpyle at gmail.com
   nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Feb 23 '09 at 4:30pm
The Fred Schneider?
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 4:31pm
donnie? hahahh

donnie falafel
zipperking
   zipperking on Feb 23 '09 at 4:31pm
wow littlem you sure know your penis inuendos...you are a goddess.
littlem
littlem on Feb 23 '09 at 7:17pm
oh come on, what else should i do in naming such a phallic symbol? hahaha
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Feb 23 '09 at 7:18pm
lol @ my sister totally names her bats, too.



Are bats like cars? Do they need girl names? Or big tough manly names?
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Feb 23 '09 at 7:20pm
Name it Rambo.
NiNTH WHEEL
   NiNTH WHEEL on Feb 23 '09 at 7:26pm
I think Mike4507 is on the right track. Should be some sort of B-52s reference.





or blue steel
Steelplate
Steelplate on Feb 23 '09 at 7:45pm
"Rock Lobster"
courtney pie
courtney pie on Feb 23 '09 at 7:46pm
zipperking on Feb 23 '09 at 4:16pm

My wife says I should name it "Compensation" I have no idea what she is talking about...HAHA



hahahahahaha
courtney pie
courtney pie on Feb 23 '09 at 7:48pm
crash davis
supertrooper74
supertrooper74 on Feb 23 '09 at 7:54pm
nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Feb 23 '09 at 4:30pm

The Fred Schneider?



Get out of my head.
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