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matchstick aka match-stick it to the man! has been a member since December 3, 2005, has scored 1,199 submissions, giving an average score of 2.42, helping 65 designs get printed.
i sing and play the advil container.


doo-doo-doo-doo-dooo-dooodoo

plastic taxi cab?
plastic taxi cab? on Mar 25 '08 at 11:25pm
Can you teach me the advil container? I've been trying to master it for years now.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 25 '08 at 11:25pm
hey cool
matchstick
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:26pm
my life is actually really sad when i read it on a screen.
spires
   spires on Mar 25 '08 at 11:27pm
I tried to play the pepto-bismol, but it just makes a slow glurpy wet sound.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 25 '08 at 11:27pm
funny, i was thinking the same thing!



sad=awesome
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 25 '08 at 11:28pm
Do you have groupies?
matchstick
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:28pm
Oooh, spires! Maybe if you used the chalky tablets instead? Or actually, they might break up inside the bottle and ruin all the pills. Sounds experimental and exciting.
spires
   spires on Mar 25 '08 at 11:30pm
alka seltzer might yield some surprising musical properties
chaoticjaboa
chaoticjaboa on Mar 25 '08 at 11:30pm
sweetnesss.....very hXc
matchstick
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:31pm
Not really, actually. Its our first performance as a group, we haven't really rehearsed much together, and the audience is mostly our friends so the stakes aren't very high.



We even have a band name!

We probably spent more time thinking up a name than we did rehearsing for this show. Which is also really, really, sad when I think about it.



We are mauve violet purple. (Which also makes us the MVP. That was my little touch.)
Rainbowbrite
Rainbowbrite on Mar 25 '08 at 11:31pm
I wanna be in a band. your so cool
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 25 '08 at 11:34pm
will you dedicate a song to me, sara? please?
matchstick
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:35pm
"this song is dedicated to brian, this guy i met on the internet this one time"
matchstick
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:37pm
my life is so tragic.





I don't know how I'm going to tell our guitarist about the advil thing. I'm supposed to play the shakers/tambourine, but my brother hid our shakers and I never got around to finding a tambourine.





I was going to make a joke about oxycontin here, but I will refrain.
iPear
iPear on Mar 25 '08 at 11:39pm
wtf thatz not even aninstrument wtf
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 25 '08 at 11:40pm
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littlem
littlem on Mar 25 '08 at 11:40pm
i wish i could play the advil container but i have no rhythm!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 25 '08 at 11:45pm
matchstick on Mar 25 '08 at 11:35pm

"this song is dedicated to brian, this guy i met on the internet this one time"




:-)
kevinwells
kevinwells on Mar 26 '08 at 12:17am
wait, seriously? *wants to heeeeeeeear* :D
kevinwells
kevinwells on Mar 26 '08 at 12:21am
wait, seriously? *wants to heeeeeeeear* :D
kevinwells
kevinwells on Mar 26 '08 at 12:25am
kevinwells on Mar 26 '08 at 12:17am

wait, seriously? *wants to heeeeeeeear* :D

kevinwells

kevinwells on Mar 26 '08 at 12:21am

wait, seriously? *wants to heeeeeeeear* :D





did....... did i manage to somehow double post FOUR MINUTES APART??? how is that possible?
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Mar 26 '08 at 12:49am
I'd watch that.
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