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Garnett F
Garnett F aka Garnett is a fine-looking boy whose dream date is a 31.22 year old girl, has been a member since December 1, 2005, has scored 44 submissions, giving an average score of 2.77.
  Jul 11 '06 by Garnett F        169 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
All slogans printed so far, with percentages and links to the writer's slogans page.
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I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.,
by Freakinawesome, of 342 votes, 61% like it
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It's good to know someone's watching my back.,
by Tracerbullet, of 186 votes, 70% like it
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You just lost our staring contest.,
by pseudonymjones, of 133 votes, 68% like it
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To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate.,
by liich , of 57 votes, 54% like it
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This shirt hides my cold, robot interior.,
by evade , of 90 votes, 53% like it
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I'm A Noun!,
by Sharlajay , of 70 votes, 26% like it
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being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing,
by Torakamikaze , of 191 votes, 66% like it
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Allow me to explain through interpretive dance,
by Darkie, of 220 votes, 65% like it
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Bring Back Naptime!,
by Amber, of 68 votes, 43% like it
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Haikus are easy but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator,
by Rolf Nelson, of 147 votes, 80% like it
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I like movies, long walks on the beach, and clichés,
by Matthew Goddard, of 136 votes, 49% like it
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I'd give my left arm to play drums for Def Leppard,
by William Knight, of 126 votes, 42% like it.
. (Removed)

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CANADA: living the American dream without the violence since 1867,
by Roderick Greene, of 80 votes, 60% like it.


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A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound,
by Julie Maire, of 107 votes, 72% like it.


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For Sale by Parents,
by Seth Anderson, of 103 votes, 58% like it.


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Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep all my stuff,
by Lawrence Pernica, of 359 votes, 64% like it.


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HONK if you're about to run me over,
by QuasiProto, of 222 votes, 39% like it.


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Fractions speak louder than Nerds,
by Stuart Colebrook, of 226 votes, 59% like it.


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Shakespeare hates your emo poems,
by Pieces of Cheese, of 940 votes, 45% like it.


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Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell,
by Ninny007, of 36 votes, 58% like it.


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Sublim--I'm awesome--inal ,
by mcgowen007, of 159 votes, 41% like it.


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We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn,
by MyNameHere, of 61 votes, 44% like it


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Purple is the new blue and red,
by Phillip Tang, of 107 votes, 42% like it.


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Death, our nation's number one killer,
by James Burns, of 189 votes, 43% like it
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This is in spanish when you are not looking,
by muffinpants, of 69 votes, 51% like it
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So far, this is the oldest i have ever been,
by Ariel Pascoe, of 103 votes, 51% like it
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Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck,
by Danielle B, of 105 votes, 53% like it
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If you can read this make me a sandwich,
by Anthony Mihovich, of 106 votes, 43% like it
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Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil,
by TrippleZero, of 325 votes, 43% like it.


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Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder,
by Stu, of 718 votes, 50% like it.


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i shower naked.
by Miciah Anderson, of 129 votes, 49% like it.


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in case of emergency, break dance,
by Miciah Anderson, of 203 votes, 52% like it.


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Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow,
by Brett Steelman, of 166 votes, 52% like it.


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GIANTS TALK LIKE THIS,
by Greg Poulos, of 184 votes, 42% like it


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Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 7:29am
Just found "in case of emergency..." and I was going to congratulate Miciah (also printed for "I shower naked"), but then I guess if you submit 812 slogans, just by sheer averages you're going to get lucky once or twice...
spencekarl
spencekarl on Jul 11 '06 at 7:32am
cool. if you find the rest this list could look nice cleaned up and sorted.
Mindrenew
   Mindrenew on Jul 11 '06 at 7:42am
The problem is, even winning slogans can still be voted on. So you can't see the % it was at when Threadless decided to print it.
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 7:45am
Ah - that's true. Hopefully not too many people will bother voting for slogans already printed. I thought it would be useful to see what other slogans were being suggested by those who'd had a slogan printed.
Mindrenew
   Mindrenew on Jul 11 '06 at 7:53am
Then again, it still gives you a rough idea of what % they might have been at :)

Nice work on the list.
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Jul 11 '06 at 8:05am
it seems like probability would dictate that the same percentage of people would like the slogan over time, unless there was some event that caused more people to like or dislike the slogan... such as seeing it printed on a t-shirt
Scoobs
Scoobs on Jul 11 '06 at 9:04am
Good list. How did you find the ones you've already got?
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 9:08am
typing site:www.threadless.com in to google and using the slogans as search strings.
5115
5115 on Jul 11 '06 at 9:10am
^I tried that this morning when I first saw this with some of their names thinking it would show their profile, but it didn't work...
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 9:13am
5115, yeah, it was annoying. I thought it wouldn't take long, but I could only find some under the slogan and some others under the names. Bit hit and miss really...
5115
5115 on Jul 11 '06 at 9:14am
I want to try and find one! I'm working on it...
Scoobs
Scoobs on Jul 11 '06 at 9:15am
Cheers Garnett, a few minutes reading about google advanced searches, and now I feel like a l33t h4x02 with my newfound site:www.etc and link:www.etc search skillz.

BTW MyNmaeHere clearly wins the sumissions:printed slogans best ratio prize.
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 9:26am
Woo! Found "Procrastinators" Only 8 left to get...
CasualFighter
CasualFighter on Jul 11 '06 at 9:54am
ttt
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 9:55am
And "Purple". 7...
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 11 '06 at 10:23am
Grrrr. 7 down, 7 to go. Halfway. And I'm stuck. Can anybody help?
Takano56
Takano56 on Jul 11 '06 at 12:34pm
You have done well. I can find no others. If you complete this list it will be useful.
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Jul 11 '06 at 1:00pm
the guy with over 800 slogans ahahha
that's amazing.
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 4:05am
I can't find TrippleZero and Muffinpants anywhere on Threadless, but I did find their old OMG profile pages and both slogans appear there (here, and here).

Have Threadless just carried over some slogans from OMG?
pyr0maniac
pyr0maniac on Jul 12 '06 at 6:40am
good list. :D
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 9:58am
Woo! Thanks Spencekarl, you're great. How did you find those?
spencekarl
spencekarl on Jul 12 '06 at 10:07am
just click on their names in the OMG page, then append their profile number to http://www.threadless.com/profile/
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 10:22am
Cheers Spence, found Ninjas and cowboys using that.
CasualFighter
CasualFighter on Jul 12 '06 at 10:24am
Miciah also has a death#1 killer slogan...
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 10:26am
Well spotted casualfighter. Not sure if that is it though, cos of the different author name.
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 10:27am
(Also, just found "so far")
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 10:38am
And "meat is murder". Two left!
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 10:40am
And "Make me a sandwich".

One left!
Mindrenew
   Mindrenew on Jul 12 '06 at 10:55am
You're on fire :) Again, nice work on the list!
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 12 '06 at 11:02am
Cheers Mindrenew. Got them all now! Wooo! "Death" was the bitch of the bunch.
4 days later
mrtree
mrtree on Jul 17 '06 at 3:13am
Awesome work, interesting to see what sort of scores are being nabbed from the pack....
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 18 '06 at 3:38am
"Stop, drop" - highest percentage printed so far but after only 36 votes! Another slogan carried over from OMG Clothing -but check out Ninny007's submissions page - only one slogan submitted, and it's printed. 100% track record so far!
catharsisandstrife
catharsisandstrife on Jul 18 '06 at 3:45am
You know i thought i read stop,drop from somebody else's page....
7 days later
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 25 '06 at 5:02am
Shakespeare hates your emo poems - Highest number of votes so far - another slogan carried over from OMG Clothing.
Bramish
   Bramish on Jul 25 '06 at 5:13am
Hmmm... my best has more votes than all but 3 of those and a higher percentage of all of them. Maybe I do stand a chance.
chemi hydro
chemi hydro on Jul 25 '06 at 5:24am
Bramish:
good luck. there are so many votes on it already it would be difficult for the haters to knock down the percentage at this point
backtozero
backtozero on Jul 25 '06 at 5:40am
It's nice that you made this!!! :))

great help to the aspiring slogan makers like me.

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I am delighted by the score of stop, drop and roll. It goes to show that even if you don't have enough voters, if it has enough high score.. it could be chosen..

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but then again, who doesn't want voterS? :)

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I love this slogan of yours : Undercover. Tell no one.

I hope it gets printed
chemi hydro
chemi hydro on Jul 25 '06 at 5:59am
backtozero:The problem with that is that I had a slogan higher than that at with that amount of voters but it has been slipping lately. It's dropped to 37% percent over the last week.

Any views on what the number of votes should be, since "stop, drop..." is obviously the one on the list that stands out statistically?
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 25 '06 at 8:44am
Thanks Backtozero.

Chemi Hydro - I think all the stats show is that at the end of the day Threadless decide what's gonna printed, not numbers of voters or percentages.

I'm not a big fan of Text Tees and if I'm honest I don't think I'd wear even some of my own submissions (although I did have a clear out after thinking about my hypocrisy!).

So far I think Threadless has made good calls. I think they could be a bit bolder with fonts, which seem to repeat quite often (Hmmmm, maybe I need add font type to the chart) and colour of Tee is very important (More Dakota Slate, Threadless, like sublim--I'm awesome--inal, that is surely the colour God's t-shirts are printed in) but other than that two thumbs up.

I think it's quite clear in retrospect what gets printed - anything new and original. If you've read anything like it before, heard it in a film, or seen something similar submitted already then your slogan's not gonna become enshrined in Threadless history...

Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 25 '06 at 9:10am
Damn, damn, damn. Just realised: when I found "Make me a sandwich" I must have pasted in the wrong copied text. Now I can't find the submission page. Gah!

Will have to look later, when I've got more time...
They Call Me Special K
They Call Me Special K on Jul 25 '06 at 9:17am
cool, this gives me hope. my 2 best slogans have higher percentages and more votes than many of those printed.
Garnett F
Garnett F on Jul 26 '06 at 9:31am
Hoopla and Boo - Found "Make me a sandwich" again (another OMG Clothing submission that only seems to come up on google under "anthony" and "sandwich" and not if you type "make me a sandwich" - very strange. But now all the slogans are gone, and my search may have been in vain...
5 days later
backtozero
backtozero on Jul 31 '06 at 8:05pm
Garnett,

you can add this :):


Fractions speak louder than nerds
of 226 votes, 59% like it
backtozero
backtozero on Jul 31 '06 at 8:06pm
by Bramish by the way :)
Garnett F
Garnett F on Aug 01 '06 at 5:19am
Well done Bramish! Thanks Backtozero. Now I'm wondering whether to put usernames as well as the name given in the product page...
backtozero
backtozero on Aug 01 '06 at 5:38am
hmmm.. since the links above direct to their profiles, you could use their given names instead.

and besides, you started putting their given names.

^_^
stingerstyler
   stingerstyler on Aug 01 '06 at 5:50am
great list - it's a bit hard to track everything though. have you considered using a format more like the one spencekarl is using?
CasualFighter
CasualFighter on Aug 02 '06 at 4:06pm
"Stop, Drop" is not original, of course...
www.churchmarketingsucks.com/archives/2004/07/index.html
5 days later
backtozero
backtozero on Aug 07 '06 at 9:05pm
Garnett,

HONK if you're about to run me over
of 222 votes, 39% like it
by QuasiProto

^^.

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